Et jana usiku mwiz kavunja mlango kwangu
akaanza kutafuta kitu kila kona ikabid
na mie niamke namuuliza unatafuta nini ananijibu hela ndipo nilipoanza na mie kutafuta nae
maana hta hela ya kula Jana sikua
nayo alichoka zaid nilipomuliza una uhakika uliweka humu?
*sipendagi ujinga
Mtoto ni wa baba au wa mama?
Mume alimpa mkewe talaka wakaenda mahakamani ili hakimu aamue nani akae na mtoto.
MME: Akasimama akauliza hivi: Mheshimiwa hakimu hivi nikichukua ATM card nikaingiza kwenye mashine ikatoa pesa, sasa pesa zitakuwa ni za ATM au zakwangu?
MKE: Akasimama na kusema: Mheshimiwa hakimu hivi ukimwaga mbegu ktk shamba la mtu mti ukiota utakuwa wa kwako au wa mwenye shamba?.
Hebu tumsaidie hakimu aamue kesi hii…
Jamaa alikuwa amelaa na mkewe saa tisa ya usiku akastuka baada ya kusikia mtu anabisha hodi kwenda kufungua mlango
Akamkuta jamaa kalewa sana mlangoni kwao
JAMAA: Nini tena mheshimiwa kuamshana saa hizi?
MLEVI: Naomba uje unisukume.
Jamaa akiamini kuwa pengine kuna gari la huyu mlevi limezima jirani akamwambia subiri nikavae viatu. Baada ya kuvaa viatu akatoka na wakaanza kusindikizana na mlevi. Mlevi akaongoza njia
mpaka kwenye mabembea ya jirani akakaa kwenye bembea moja na kumgeukia jamaa na kumwambia.. Okay nisukume basi.
Hili nalo neno
Demu wako anakuja kwako kasuka nywele za 30,000 na hujampa hata mia,we unakalia kusema waooo waoooo kama king’ora cha ambulance.
Shauri yako we endelea kusema waoooo waooo na atakuwa wao kweli.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Kubeba nauli kamili nayo ni shida
Yani nimepanda daladala
Kondakta mmoja akaingia kwenye Gari amevaa suti za blue za daladala na miwani Kisha akakusanya pesa Gari Zima alafu akakaa siti ya nyuma baade Kondakta mwingine akaanza kukusanya pesa watu wakalalamika na kusema tayari tumelipa na kumuonyesha tuliemlipa Kondakta akacheka na kusema huyo tuliemlipa ni kipofu na alikuwa anaomba msaada..!!
Pale unaitwa kufanya interview na unajua tuu hutapata kazi tuu…..
Interviewer: where were u born?
Guy: Tanzania Interviewer: okay which part?
Guy: what do u mean which part, the whole body was born in Tanzania..
😂😂😂 Cpendagi ujinga mim
😁😁😁😁 .. TABU KUDATE NA MADEMU WA CHUO
Demu ; Baby Safari Hii Nataka Pale Hostel Niwafunike Mashoga Zangu Wote.
Jamaa ; Poa Sweetie Ondoa Shaka Nitakununulia #Turubai Utawafunika Wote…!!!
Demu: Mxiuuuuuuuu Lione Sura Kama Goti La mbuzi Na Namba yangu futa Nakublock Mpaka Sanduku la posta…!!!
😂😂😂😂nmecheka adi nmelazwa
Hey there! 😄
I’m so happy you’re here! 🥳
If you’re enjoying yourself, please leave a comment💬.
I’d love to hear from you! 💬❤️
Your Friend, Melkisedeck Leon Shine
Welcome to AckySHINE Ministries, where our mission is to illuminate lives with the light of Christian faith.
AckySHINE charity is a program for humanitarian campaigns and aid aimed at promoting peace and unity, protecting the environment, and maintaining the health and development of individuals and the community as a whole. These campaigns are advertised through ackyshine.com.
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