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Huyu mchungaji ni noma, cheki alichomwambia pedeshe

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Mchungaji kamfuata pedeshe moja maarufu kwa
kumwaga pesa kwenye kumbi za muziki;
MCHUNGAJI: Kijana, tuko katika harakati za
kujenga kanisa, jitafutie nafasi katika ufalme wa
mbingu kwa kuchangia ujenzi huu. Na Mungu
atakubariki zaidi

PEDESHE: Samahani Mchungaji haitakuwa vizuri
mimi kuchangia kanisa, fedha zangu ni haramu,
huwa nazipata kwa utapeli na kuuza madawa ya
kulevya.
MCHUNGAJI: Yote ni heri, pesa yako tutatumia
kwa kujenga eneo la choo we toa tu!!!

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Duh! Tamaa mbaya, cheki kilichompata Huyu

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HAHAHAHAHAAAAAA DUH TAMAA MBAYA

Muokota makopo katika uokotaji wake wa makopo akaona chupa ambayo ndani kuna ki2, alipoifungua likatoka jitu la ajabu. Huku akitetemeka lile jitu likamwambia kijana asante sana kwa kuniokoa omba vi2 viwili sasa hivi. Kijana kwa hofu akaomba pesa za kumiliki magari na majumba ya kifahari. Ghafla fuko la hela na pete ya bahati vikadondoka. Akaambiwa ombi la pili,akasema nibadilishe niwe kivutio ili nipendwe sana nakina dada Hapohapo akageuzwa akawa chipsi yai.!!😂🤣🤣🤣

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Cheki huyu mwanamke anavyomkomoa mme wake baada ya kumsaliti

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MKE: Mbona unanukia pafyumu ya kike?
MUME: Yaa kuna mwanamke tulikuwa tumeminyana ndani ya daladala
MKE: Na lipstiki kwenye shati?
MUME: Tulikumbatiana na wageni toka Zambia walitembelea ofisi yetu
MKE: Na ile kondom iliyotumika kwenye mfuko wa suruali?
MUME: Bwana ee acha maswali ya kijinga mi nalala nina usingizi
MKE: Lazima niulize mie huwa nahakikisha nimeacha kila kitu hukohuko ndio narudi nyumbani
MUME: Umesema nini wewe?
MKE: Bwana ee acha maswali ya kijinga mi nalala nina usingizi. 😄😄

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Wachaga wana mambo mbele ya hela, angalia hii bili ilivyomchanganya MASSAWE

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MASSAWE alienda na marafiki zake bar kunywa, baada ya kumaliza kutumia akaletewa bili kama ifuatavyo:
Manka 35,000
Marieta 20,000
Kekuu 30,000

Kitime 15,000
Kinabo 10,000
TOTAL 110,000/=
MASSAWE akaicheki akasema “Wote nitawalipia lakini huyo “TOTAL” Yesuu simlipii.
Kwansa anamiliki sheli kibao sa mafuta hapa bongo. Shensi taip ! Na amekunywa nyingi kuliko wote alipe mwenyewe…

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Angalia hawa wadada walivyoumbuliwa, Huyu kasuku jeuri kweli

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Kasuku alisimama mlango wa kuingia supermarket wakapita wanawake watatu akasema nyeupe, nyekundu, kijani. Wale wanawake wakatatizika baada ya mda wakajua ni chupi walizovaa. Wakasema basi kesho tubadilisheni. Siku ya pili wakapita tena kasuku akasema nyeusi, manjano, zambarau. Loh! Wanawake wakastaajabu sana. Wakasema lazima wamshinde yule kasuku kwa hekima. Wakaambiana basi kesho tusivae chupi tuone kama ni kweli anaona mpaka ndani. Siku ilipowadia wakapita mbele ya kasuku akasema- kipilipili, kipara, rasta…


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