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Soma huyu mtoto anachosema sasa, Ndoto za watoto bwana! Kazi ipo!

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Mwalimu aliingia darasani na kuwauliza wanafunzi juu ya ndoto zao za baadae.
MWAL: John we unataka ukiwa mkubwa uwe nani?
JOHN: Nataka niwe daktari wa moyo niwasaidie watanzania wanaougua magonjwa ya moyo.
MWAL: vizuri. Na wewe Rose unataka kuwa nani?

ROSE: Nataka kuwa rubani, niweze kusaidia watu wanapenda kusafiri kw anga.
MWAL: Safi sana Rose. Utakua utakua mfano kwa wasichana wenzio kuwa na bidii kwenye masomo ya sayansi.
MWAL: Na wewe Nehemiah ??
Nehemiah : mimi nataka kuwa tajiri mkubwa sana. Niwe na nyumba Tanzania, S.Africa, Marekani na Dubai. Niwe na gari 7 za kutembelea. Kila siku nabadilisha. Leo nikipanda hii, siirudii hadi week iishe. Nataka niwe namiliki viwanda, Makampuni, ndege binafsi na mashamba makubwa. Nataka niwe na nguvu serikalini ya kuamua nani awe Rais na nani asiwe……”
Akameza mate kisha akaendelea….
“Nataka kuwa na walinzi 20 wenye silaha nzito wakinizunguka, na watumishi wakininyenyekea. Nataka kuwa bilionea ninayeogopwa. Lakini pia nataka kuwa na mke mzuuuri sana ambaye nitakuwa natembea nae kila mahali.”
MWAL: ndoto nzuri sn lakini unahitaji bidii sana kutimiza. Haya na wewe Jenny tueleze unataka kuwa nani??
JENNY: Nataka kuwa mke wa Nehemiah .!!

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Mvua zazua kasheshe! Soma hii..

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Baba- : Halloo mke wangu.. yaani ni shida sitaweza kurudi nyumban, daraja limevunjika na kutoka morogoro kurudi dar haiwezekani
MAMA:- Mme wangu morogoro ulienda bila kuniaga! ?
BABA:- Ilikuwa ni ghafla sana mke wangu sikuweza kukwambia
MAMA:- kha! Sasa watoto nani atawaangalia
BABA:- Unasemaje! We uko wapi kwan
MAMA:- Niko bagamoyo na daraja limeondolewa na maji sitaweza kurudi.
BABA:- Unasemaje we mwanamke.. nakwambia nikukute nyumban ndani ya dk 15
Baada ya dk 15 Baba kafika nyumban.
MAMA:- Haya umefkaje kutoka morogoro?
BABA:- Nimepewa lift na helkopta ya Mbowe..

Kama umeipenda shea na rfiki zakooo…..


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Kingereza sio mchezo, angalia huyu anavyojichanganya

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Jamaa fulani alikuwa ame2lia beach mzungu akapita akamuliza “Are u relax ? Jamaa akawa hamuelewi akamjibu No! Mzungu mwengine akapita akamuliza vilevile akajibu No!

Akaona hapa anasumbuliwa akasogea mbele kidogo ya maji akamuona mzungu mmoja alikuwa ame2lia. Akamuliza “are u relax? Mzungu akajibu yes jamaa akamkata makofi mawili na kumwambia kumbe we ndo relax inuka unatafutwa na wenzako…..Shenz mkubwa mie nasumbuliwa na wenzako kule we umejikausha!!


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Angalia huyu baba alichowafanya mtoto wake wa kike na boyfriend wake

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BABA OYEEEEEE💪💪
Soma hii…

Msichana alikuwa amekaa na baba yake kibarazani, mara akamuona MVULANA friend wake akija, yule mvulana alipokaribia tu, yule msichana akamwambia hivi:-

MSICHANA: Umekuja kuchukua kile kitabu chako, kinachoitwa “DADDY IS AT HOME?” by Ngozi Okafor

MVULANA: Hapana!, Nimekuja kuazima kitabu cha maombi kama kinaitwa “WHERE SHOULD I WAIT FOR YOU?” by Ngũgĩ wa Thiong’o

MSICHANA: Aaah! Hicho sina ila ninacho kimoja kinaitwa “UNDER THE MANGO TREE” by Chimamanda Adichie

MVULANA: Ooh! Vizuri, Basi usisahau kuja nacho kesho kitabu cha Okot p’Bitek kile kinachoitwa “CALL ME IN 5 MINUTES BEFORE” Utakapokuja shule.

MSICHANA: Usijali, tena nina kitabu kipya kinaitwa “I WON’T LET YOU DOWN” by Chinua Achebe

Baba mtu akawatazama kisha akasema

BABA: Vitabu vyote hivyo, mbona vingi sana, atavisoma vyote kweli

MSICHANA: Ndio Daddy, huyu mvulana yupo smart sana na ana akili atavisoma vyote hivyo!

BABA: Sawa! Usisahau kumpatia na kile ambacho nimekiweka pale juu ya meza, kinaitwa “I AM NOT STUPID, I UNDERSTOOD EVERYTHING YOU’VE BEEN SAYING” by Shakespeare!

Na kuna kingine nimekiweka juu ya kabati la vyombo, kinaitwa “IF YOU GET PREGNANT PREPARE TO GET MARRIED” by Wole Soyinka.


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Namna wazazi wanavyoongea na mabinti katika umri tofauti

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Miaka 13: Usipende wavulana ni wabaya.
Miaka 18: Sitaki nikuone na yule mvulana tena!
Miaka 23: Lini utatuletea mchumba wako?
Miaka 26: Wenzio wanaolewa.
Miaka 30: Tumekuambia kwamba acha
kuchagua sana wanaume, hutaki kusikia!
Miaka 33: Kuna mtu wa Mungu yupo kule
anaombea unaweza kupata mchumba
Miaka 36: At least pata mtoto mmoja.
Miaka 39: We will take care of all the wedding
bills…yeyote ni sawa sisi tutagharamia kila kitu mwanetu wee mlete tu .
Miaka 45: hivi kweli nani alikuroga.?

😂😂😂 changamkia fulsa umri ukifika


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