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Angalia ndoto nyingine zilivyo na Majanga

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Ndoto zingine bwana usiombe zikupate

Mimi usiku wa kuamkia Leo nikiwa nimelala nimeota naendesha gari Yangu aina ya BMW mpya Mara gafla ikakwama kwenye tope .hivyo ikabidi nishuke ili kuisukuma loh! Yani kudadeki ile kuamka nikakuta nimesukuma kitanda hadi sebleni Daaa ilinisikitisha sana jiangalie sana sese hivi ndio narudisha kitanda chumbani .angalizo angalia ndoto unazo ota unaweza kuota upo baharini ukaamka unajikukuta unaogelea kwenye Jaba la Maji shauri yako.

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KICHEKESHO: Ajira ngumu!! Cheki hawa walivyoamua kujiajiri

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Jamaa mmoja alienda kuomba kazi Mbuga ya Wanyama, akaambiwa nafasi ya Kazi ipo ila hakuna Sokwe, “hivyo utajifanya Sokwe na tutakupa ngozi utavaa”

Jamaa siku ya kwanza akavaa, walipokuja watalii mambo yalienda vizuri, Siku iliyofuata Banda lake liliwekwa juu ya Banda la Simba, Jamaa ktk kuongeza mbwembwe akawa anarukaruka, kwa bahati mbaya si akaangukia ndani ya Banda la Simba, akawa anapiga kelele “Mama nakufaaa!”

Mara yule Simba akamwambia “Acha Ufala ww kelele za nini sasa, mimi mwenyewe Binadamu! rudi kwenye Banda lako kabla watalii hawajaja watatushtukia! chezea ajira ww”………!!

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Je, hii ni kweli kwa wale wasichana wasiojibu meseji WhatsApp!!!?

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Ukiona hivyo ujue ndio hivi

Mwanaume mwenzangu ukiona unamtext msg msichana WhatsApp kaisoma hajajibu, umetuma ya pili kasoma hajajibu, ukatuma ya tatu hajajibu mmmmmh😨😨 hapo ujue mwenzio kaangalia kwenye profile yako, kakagua picha weee mwishoni akajisemea tu “Huyu.mkaka hapana kwa kweli”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Alichofanya mke baada ya mme wake kupenda kumchunga sana

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Alifanya hivi;
Siku ya kwanza

MUME: Halooo vipi mke wangu salama weye?.
MKE: Salama tu
MUME: Uko wapi?
MKE: Jamani si niko nyumbani
MUME: Mhh kama kweli uko nyumbani washa blender nisikie…..mke­ akawasha blender
MKE: Umesikia?
MUME: Okay haya mi natoka kazini naja

Siku ya pili
MUME: Vipi mko salama huko?
MKE: Tupo kama ulivyotuacha
MUME: kwani uko wapi?
MKE: Niko nyumbani napika
MUME: Washa brender kama kweli uko nyumbani
Mke akawasha blender
MKE: Umesikia?
MUME: Poa ntarudi baada ya masaa mawili

Siku sita baadae mume akaamua kurudi bila kumtaarifu mkewe alipofika home kamkuta mdada wa kazi yuko peke yake.
MUME: We mama yako yuko wapi?
MDADA: Sijui ameondoka na blender toka asubuhi


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Cheki huyu jamaa anachomfanyia huyu mrembo kanisani

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Jamaa kaenda kanisani akakaa karibu na mrembo.
Wakati mahubiri yakiendlea jamaa akaanza kuingiza vocal:
Jamaa: dada mi nakupenda saana
Dem: Kaka naomba umsikilize mchungaji
Jamaa: nipe nafasi uwe msimamizi wa serikali ya moyo wangu…
Dem: niache…
Jamaa: kweli nakupenda mpnz
Dem: (kwa sauti kubwa) nmesema NIACHEEEE!!
Watu wote kanisani wakageuka… Jamaa kaona noma na ili atulize msala
Jamaa: sikuachi hadi ukiri YESU kuwa Bwana na mwokozi wa Maisha yako.


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Jamaa anayependa kuwafanyia watu uhuni leo kapatikana na huyu mdada

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Mdada alienda super-market kununua
kuku, bahati mbaya kwenye frij
kulikuwa na kuku mmoja tu, muuzaji
akamtoa akamuweka kwenye
mzani, akaonekana ana kilo moja na robo.

Mdada akamuuliza
muuzaji,’Huna mkubwa zaidi?’ Muuzaji
akamchukua yule kuku na
kujifanya kamrudisha kwenye friji, halafu
akamtoa tena kwenye friji na
kumrudisha kwenye mzani, safari hii
akagandamiza mzani kwa gumba,
kuku akaonekana ana kilo mbili. Mdada
akasema ‘Duh afadhali huyu
mkubwa kidogo, naomba unifungie
nawachukua wote wawili’

Mamaaaaa muuzaji sijui atatoa wap kuku wa pili😂

😅😅😅😅😅Hapo ndipo utagundua kwa nini MUWA co TUNDA 🚶🏽🚶🏽


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Mtoto ni wa baba au wa mama? Angalia hoja za baba na mama kila mmoja anadai ni wake

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Mtoto ni wa baba au wa mama?

Mume alimpa mkewe talaka wakaenda mahakamani ili hakimu aamue nani akae na mtoto.

MME: Akasimama akauliza hivi: Mheshimiwa hakimu hivi nikichukua ATM card nikaingiza kwenye mashine ikatoa pesa, sasa pesa zitakuwa ni za ATM au zakwangu?

MKE: Akasimama na kusema: Mheshimiwa hakimu hivi ukimwaga mbegu ktk shamba la mtu mti ukiota utakuwa wa kwako au wa mwenye shamba?.

Hebu tumsaidie hakimu aamue kesi hii…


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Huyu mgeni wa huyu jamaa ni shida

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Pale unapokuwa umefulia sana…

Mgeni anakutembelea Maskani kwako….Unaamua Kuchukua Ile Sh 600 iliyobaki na kwenda Dukani Kumnunulia Soda Unaondoka na Chupa Mbili Unanunua Fanta Moja kwaajil ya Mgeni na Ile Chupa ya Sprite Unaijaza Maji ili Ukirudi Uweze kumpa Kampani Mgeni……Unafika Seblen Unampa Ile soda ya Fanta Mgeni anakuambia Fanta huwa situmii Nipe hiyo sprite …..Bwana….Bwana. …Bwana….Weee 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


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Safari ni safari

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FUNDISHO : SAFARI NI SAFARI

Maisha ni ya ajabu sana, wakati mwingine maisha ni mazuri na mwingine ni mabaya, katika maisha yetu tumeshapitia safari nyingi sana na za aina mbalimbali kwa nyakati mbalimbali. Lakin kiukweli kila safari ni safari tuu.

Japokua kila safari ina changamoto zake lakini mwisho wake ni ule ule , kila safari ina uzuri na upekee wake.

Vile vile kila safari ina ubaya wake, kwa mfano kila safari ina gharama yake kulingana na upekee wake.

Usiwe na wasiwasi na mashaka na aina ya safari ulionayo, jipe moyo utaimaliza na kupata ulichokitarajia. Haya ndio maisha na wote tunatakiwa tuyafurahie.

Ingawa kila mtu ana safari yake bado wote tunatakiwa tufurahie pamoja kwa safari tuliyo nayo. Hata Uwe Na safar ya aina gani wewe furahi tuu. Hii ni kwa sababu safari mwisho wake ni mmoja kwa wote burudani ni ile ile

Safari🍺 ni safari 🍺hata kama ni ya chupa au ya kopo mwisho wake 💤💤

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Ulijua ni nn??


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