Angalia huyu bibi alichotufanyia kwenye gari

Tulikua kwa basi tunaelekea arusha,ile namcheki dereva kumbe ni best yangu na basi ilikua kwenye spidi hatari, nikaenda kumziba macho nkamuuliza otea mi ni nani, kabla hajanijibu nikasikia kishindo kikubwa sana
NA SASA HIVI NIMEZINDUKA NIMEONA ABIRIA WOTE TUPO WODI NAMBA 3 HAPA KCMC MOSHI. 🤕🤕🤕🤕
SODA ZA WAGONJWA PLIIIZ!!! 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

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Cheki wanachokisema vichaa baada ya kuona ndege inapita angani

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Vichaa wawili walikuwa wamekaa sehemu ghafla ikapita ndege angani kichaa mmoja akasema ndege ile hitakua imembeba rais kichaa mwenzake akajibu hapana ile imebeba wazungu kama ingekuwa imembeba rais ungeona mapikipiki mbele

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Njia 3 rahisi za kuondoa kitambi

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JE, una KITAMBI na unataka kukiondoa?

FANYA HAYA;

1. Kopa mkopo mkubwa benki

2. Nunua gari bovu la biashara

3.Oana na mke mwenye kelele.

Ukiona miezi mitatu hakijaisha basi ujue umevimba BANDAMA sio kitambi..

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Hii ndiyo sababu ya kumfanya huyu jamaa kujiita fara

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MZEE:”sasa huyu mgeni sijui alale wap?”
MKE:”saa hizi ni usiku akalale na Bebi.”
jamaa akaona huyo Bebi pengne mtoto anakojoa kitandani au akalia asije msumbua usiku

JAMAA:”msipate tabu mi ntalala hapa kwenye kochi” akalala
asubh wanakunywa chai akaibuka mrembo,jamaa akapigwa bumbuwazi almanusra ajimwagie chai.
BINTI:”Naitwa BEBI,we unaitwa nani?”
Jamaa akasema mimi naitwa Fara…..!

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Sifa mbaya: Cheki kilichompata huyu mwanaume mpenda sifa

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SIFA MBAYA…
Jamaa alikuwa ndani ya daladala Mara simu ikaita alikuwa ni mkewe kwa sifa jamaa akaweka loud speaker ili watu wasikie wanavyopendana.
JAMAA;wife Mara hii umenimiss jaman
WIFE; kwa nini umekunywa uji wa mtoto?!!!
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Tenda Wema Uende Zako

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Nimekuta panya ana struggle kuingia chini ya mlango wa jirani yangu…

Nikagonga mlango Jirani kafungua panya akapenya mi nkaenda zangu…..

Tenda Wema Uende Zako!!! Sipendi Ujinga mimi kwanini panya wa watu apate shida

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Huyu bwana leo kapatikana, Jamani nyodo nyingine mbaya

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Baada ya kumaliza Degree yake ya sheria Bwana Rwegashora aliamua kurudi nyumbani Bukoba mjini na kufungua ofisi yake kwa ajili ya huduma kwa wateja.
Siku moja akiwa ndani ya ofisi yake alimuona mtanashati na mdada mmoja mrembo anakuja ofisini kwake akajua ni mteja anamletea kesi.

Ndipo akanyanyua mkoni wa wa simu ya TTCL na kuanza kuongea huku anajizunguusha kwenye kiti cha kuzunguuka.
Wakati mdada alipokaribia Rwegashora alimkaribisha kwa ishara maana alijifanya yupo busy na kuongea na simu ya umuhimu.
Wakati anaongea na simu akisikika akisema No, No, No….. Absolutely No. Wajuulishe hao lay person wa New York kua siwezi kushuhulika na kesi ambayo itanilipa chini ya 50 million. Mimi ni profesional lawyer and im crossing the border to sarve international community.

Aka pose kidogo na akanywa maji kisha akaendelea…..
Naweza kuanza kukusanya primary evidence next weak but tell them watume kwanza ten million kwa kuanza…
Hahahahaha you dont know my Account
Mr Roger. Ok waambie watume kwenye Account ileile walionitumia million 100 last month…

Aka pose tena akameza fundo la maji na kurekebisha tai yake kisha akaendelea… Ok usisahau kumueleza muendesha mashtaka mkuu wa marekani kua nitakuja New York mwezi ujao maana nitapita kwanza Amsterdam kuwasilisha utetezi wa yule mteja wangu mholanzi kisha nitaenda Tokyo kulipia ile gari yangu niloagiza.

Wakati anaongea hayo yote yule mdada alikua ametulia na anamuangalia Bwana Rwegashora anavyojizunguusha kwenye
kiti chake huku akiongea kwa tambo kwenye ile simu ya TTCL.
Baada ya kumaliza kuongea na simu Bwana Rwegashora aliweka mkono wa simu yake ya TTCL chini kisha akamgeukia mdada mrembo.

Samahan sana kwa kukupotezea muda wako unajua tena kazi zetu zinaumiza kichwa sana kama unavyoona mwenyewe yaani niko busy sana ninapokea simu sana mpaka nimechoka na simu nyingi ni za wateja wa njee ya nchi.

Anyway nikusaidie nn? Mdada akajibu mimi ni mfanyakazi wa kampuni ya TTCL nimekuja kuunganisha line yako ya simu kwani haipo hewani tangu wiki iliyopita…!!!

Unadhani Bwana Rwegashora alifanyaje…???

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Wanawake wanavyopenda hela, hadi kutoka kwa nyani na ngedere

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Kama Nyani na ngedere wangekuwa na pesa…

Trust me Kuna wanawake wangekuwa wanaishi misituni mda huu…..

Wanavyopenda hela

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Angalia hawa kina mama, ni shida..!

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Mama mdaku alishangaa kila siku mchungaji anaingia nyumba ya jirani yake ambaye hana mume, akawa anajiuliza anakwenda kufanya nini? Uzalendo ukamshinda akamuuliza “Mwenzangu, mbona kila siku mchungaji anakuja kwako, vipi anakuja kukuombea?” Akajibiwa “Nyoo, umbea tu! Mbona kwako kila siku anakuja mwanajeshi kuna vita! chefuuuu 😳😳😳😳😳

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Angalia huyu demu alivyo mbulula

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Jamaa aliamua kumtoa demu wake out kwaajili ya chakula cha usiku kufika hotelini wakakaa mezani mhudumu akaja,

Mhudumu: kaka nikuhudumie nini,
Jamaa: afathal NILETEE MENU LISTI
Mhudumu: dada na wewe?
Demu akajibu kwa pozi tena kwakujishaua, “NA MIMI NILETEE MENU LIST ILA USIWEKE CHUMVI NYINGI”
Chezea mbulula wewe…!!!

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Ujanja alioutumia msichana wa kazi ili apandishiwe mshahara na mama mwenye nyumba

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Msichana wa kazi alitaka mama mwenye nyumba ampandishie mshahara….. Mama mwenye nyumba akamwambia msichana ampe sababu tatu za kutaka kupandishiwa mshahara.

Msichana: Napika vizuri kuliko wewe.

Mama: Nani kakuambia?
Msichana: Baba kaniambia.

Mama: ok. Sababu ya pili?
Msichana: Napasi nguo vizuri kuliko wewe

Mama: Nani kakuambia na hili?

Msichana: Baba pia kaniambia

Mama: ok, na sababu ya tatu?

Msichana: Najitahidi kitandani kuliko wewe.

(Hapa mama kaonekana kutaka kujua zaidi na akawa tayari kujiandaa kumrukia akate kichwa cha binti mara moja)

Mama: Mume wangu kakuambia na hili pia?

Msichana: Hapana ni Shamba boy kaniambia mimi najitahidi kitandani kuliko wewe.

Mama: Tafadhali punguza sauti baba yako asisikie. Nitakupandishia mshahara wako mara tatu…….

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Stori za simu za wavulana na wasichana

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STORY ZA WASICHANA KTK SIM

Mary… Hallow mpenzii
Lily…. Niambie my dear
Mary..Pouwaa za siku jamani
Lily…Nzuri rafiki Yangu wa damu
Mary…Jioni nakuja kwako tule Na
kunywa japo wine wanguu
Lily…Nakusubiri kwa hamuu
mpenziiii

BAADA YA KUKATA SIMU…KILA
MMOJA ANAWAZA

Lily…Huyu mchawi wa kike Leo
anataka kuja kwangu wala hanikuti.
Mary..Hahahahaaaa Uwiiiiiiiiii huyu
kahaba eti nakusubir Kwa hamuu
nani aende!!!

STORY ZA WAVULANA KATIKA SIMU

John…Niaje we mbwaa
Sam…Pouwa kichaa wanguu
John..Upo wap mpumbavu wewe
Sam…Niko hom, we fala Uko wap?
John..Baadae nakuibukia jambaz
langu tukale bata
Sawa… Pouwaa we ms**nge
nakusubiri

BAADA YA KUKATA SIMU…KILA
MMOJA ANAWAZA

John…Dah baadae nikakae na
mwanangu Sam sijamuona long
time
Sam…John bwana akiwa Na pesa
lazima anitafute mwanaeee.

FUNZO..

Baadhi ya Wasichana
hujifanya wanapendana Kwa
maneno lkn ni Kwa nje tu!! lkn
WANACHUKIANA
WAVULANA unaweza Kudhani
hawapendani Kwa Maneno lkn
WANAPENDANA..

Mpe TANO mchizi wako kudumisha upendo wetu wavulana…
High 👊👊👊👊👊 boys

hiyo apo

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Mchaga aliyemshangaza Mungu

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Mchungaji anawaambia waumini: Fanya jambo moja la kumshangaza Mungu…

Dakika mbili nyingi Mchaga akakimbia na kapu la sadaka

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Kilichotokea nikiiwa namsaidia mtoto home work

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Kusaidia Mtoto wa Nursery Homework ni Ngumu. Unamuuliza “Nina Pipi Tano, nikiwagawia Watoto Watatu, kila mmoja Pipi Mojamoja nabakiwa na ngapi? Anakwambia, “toa Kwanza nizione..”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Nilichokifanya jana baada ya kushuka kwenye basi Ubungo

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Jana nateremka kwenye BASI UBUNGO nataka nichukue TEKSI hadi KIMARA naambiwa sh.15,000/=.
Wakati niponatafakari hiyo bei, nikasikia “Moro, Moro,Morogoro sh.6,000/=”

Nikaamua nipande niende zangu MOROGORO.
Kwenda na kurudi sh.12,000/=.
Wakati wa kurudi nikamwmbia KONDA aniteremshe KIMARA.

SIPENDAGI UJINGA MIMI NA BEI ZA TEKSI.

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Sasa Hawa wadada Wapo in Relationship Na Nan!!??

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Asilimia 76% Ya Wasichana Kila Ukiwatongoza Wanakwambia Wapo In relationship SAWA ATUKATAI…

Asilimia 98% Ya Mamen Wapo SINGLE… HAPA NDIPO HESABU ZANGU ZINAFELI..

Sasa Hawa wadada Wapo in Relationship Na Nan!?.

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Wachaga kweli kiboko: Mcheki huyu mchaga na mbuzi!!!

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Mchaga alinunua mbuzi akamwambia mpishi Nyama nusu ipike pilau na ingine itie kwenye friza. Kichwa fanya supu, miguu fanya mchuzi chukuchuku. Ngozi usitupe tutafanya mswala, utumbo pikia ndizi na mifupa tutawauzia wenye mbwa. Kinyesi kihifadhi kwa mbolea ya bustani.

Mpishi akamuuliza Hutaki na sauti ya mbuzi tufanye ring tone kwenye simu yako? Mchaga akajibu Yesuu! hivi inawezekana? bac fanya hivyo tuwauzie na wengine hiyo ringtone. 😄😄

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Muda ambao unaweza kumzoea dingi

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Muda pekee ambao unaweza kumzoea DINGI ni pale unapomfundisha kutumia SMARTPHONE….

Wanakuwaga wapole sana aisee unaweza hata kumuagiza maji ya kunywa akakuletea….

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Empathy in Action: Sharing Life's Joys and Sorrows

The simple biblical verse, "Rejoice with those who rejoice; mourn with those who mourn" (Romans 12:15), speaks volumes about the profound importance of empathy in human relationships. It's a call to action, urging us to actively participate in the emotional lives of others, to be present not just in body, but also in spirit, offering genuine connection during both celebratory and difficult times.

Sharing in joy involves more than simply offering a polite congratulations. It means truly celebrating another's success, feeling their happiness alongside them. It might involve attending a joyous occasion, offering heartfelt congratulations, actively listening to their excitement, or simply being a supportive presence that amplifies their positive emotions. This active participation strengthens bonds and creates a sense of shared experience that enriches lives.

Similarly, sharing in mourning is far more than a perfunctory expression of sympathy. It requires genuine compassion, a willingness to acknowledge and validate the pain of others. This might manifest as attending a funeral, offering a listening ear during a time of grief, providing practical support during a difficult period, or simply offering a comforting presence without judgment. Active mourning acknowledges the depth of sorrow, offering solace and a sense that the grieving person isn't alone in their experience.

The practice of both rejoicing and mourning with others isn't merely a social nicety; it's a fundamental aspect of building strong and meaningful relationships. It demonstrates a deep understanding of human connection, a recognition that our emotional experiences are intertwined. By actively participating in the emotional lives of others, we deepen our bonds and create a supportive network that allows us to navigate life's ups and downs with greater resilience and understanding.

In our increasingly fast-paced and often isolating world, the act of sharing in both joy and mourning becomes even more crucial. It reminds us of the inherent interconnectedness of human experience and underscores the profound impact of genuine empathy. Taking the time to celebrate with others and to comfort those in need not only enriches their lives but also deepens our own understanding of compassion and strengthens the fabric of our communities.

Therefore, let us strive to be more than passive observers of life's events. Let us actively engage with the emotional landscape of those around us, offering our support and presence in times of both jubilation and heartache. By embodying the spirit of Romans 12:15, we cultivate stronger relationships, enrich our own lives, and build a more compassionate and connected world. The rewards of this empathetic engagement far outweigh the effort, fostering a deeper sense of belonging and mutual support.

This active participation in the emotional lives of others is not merely a suggestion; it's a path towards fostering deeper, more meaningful connections and building a more compassionate world. It's a commitment to shared humanity and a powerful demonstration of the strength found in empathy and connection.

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AckySHINE App development	Active	January 2021	Ongoing	Create Mobile application for AckySHINE
Full redesigning	Active	November 2020	Ongoing	Move to another platform. Other URLs will change
Research Consultancy	Completed	June 2018	August 2018	Consultation services
Monitoring and evaluation	Completed	June 2018	August 2018	Consultation services
Training and facilitation	Completed	June 2018	August 2018	Consultation services
Change from content publisher web to service provider	Active	June 2018	Ongoing	Change from blog to service provider website.
English to Swahili Translation services	Completed	August 2017	September 2017	All translation services
Web designing and development	Completed	January 2017	March 2017	Multiple platform
AckySHINE Market	Closed	July 2015	January 2017	Closed Permanent
AckySHINE Kutafutana	Closed	April 2016	June 2020	Closed permanent
AckySHINE Dedication	Pending	June 2018	Ongoing	Coming soon
Designing AckySHINE Shop	Completed	February 2017	February 2017	AckySHINE Shop is a collection of digital products
Designing AckySHINE Library	Completed	November 2016	November 2017	Pdf Library for reading and downloading pdf
English Website Content creation	Pending	August 2016	May 2018	Creation of New posts ceased.
Swahili Catholic Website	Pending	March 2015	May 2018	Creation of New posts ceased.
Swahili website Content creation	Pending	January 2015	May 2018	Creation of New posts ceased.
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Website creation	Completed	January 2015	January 2015	This website was created on 7 Jan 2015, 18:41.

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Monitoring and evaluation	Offline	M&E Consultation services
Training and facilitation	Offline	Training and Facilitation Consultation services
English to Swahili Translation services	Offline	English Swahili translation services
Web designing and development	Offline	Multiple platforms
AckySHINE Market	Closed	Closed Permanent
AckySHINE Kutafutana	Closed	Closed permanent
AckySHINE Dedication	Pending	Coming soon
Designing AckySHINE Shop	Pending	AckySHINE Shop is a collection of digital products
Designing AckySHINE Library	Pending	Pdf Library for reading and downloading pdf
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Vihoja Vya Kushare

Vichaa wawili walikuwa wamekaa sehemu ghafla ikapita ndege angani kichaa mmoja akasema ndege ile hitakua imembeba rais kichaa mwenzake akajibu hapana ile imebeba wazungu kama ingekuwa imembeba rais ungeona mapikipiki mbele

JE, una KITAMBI na unataka kukiondoa?

FANYA HAYA;

1. Kopa mkopo mkubwa benki

2. Nunua gari bovu la biashara

3.Oana na mke mwenye kelele.

Ukiona miezi mitatu hakijaisha basi ujue umevimba BANDAMA sio kitambi..

Kama Nyani na ngedere wangekuwa na pesa…

Trust me Kuna wanawake wangekuwa wanaishi misituni mda huu…..

Wanavyopenda hela

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

STORY ZA WASICHANA KTK SIM

BAADA YA KUKATA SIMU…KILAMMOJA ANAWAZA

STORY ZA WAVULANA KATIKA SIMU

BAADA YA KUKATA SIMU…KILAMMOJA ANAWAZA

FUNZO..

Mchungaji anawaambia waumini: Fanya jambo moja la kumshangaza Mungu…

Dakika mbili nyingi Mchaga akakimbia na kapu la sadaka

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Kusaidia Mtoto wa Nursery Homework ni Ngumu. Unamuuliza “Nina Pipi Tano, nikiwagawia Watoto Watatu, kila mmoja Pipi Mojamoja nabakiwa na ngapi? Anakwambia, “toa Kwanza nizione..”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Asilimia 76% Ya Wasichana Kila Ukiwatongoza Wanakwambia Wapo In relationship SAWA ATUKATAI…

Asilimia 98% Ya Mamen Wapo SINGLE… HAPA NDIPO HESABU ZANGU ZINAFELI..

Sasa Hawa wadada Wapo in Relationship Na Nan!?.

Mchaga alinunua mbuzi akamwambia mpishi Nyama nusu ipike pilau na ingine itie kwenye friza. Kichwa fanya supu, miguu fanya mchuzi chukuchuku. Ngozi usitupe tutafanya mswala, utumbo pikia ndizi na mifupa tutawauzia wenye mbwa. Kinyesi kihifadhi kwa mbolea ya bustani.

Mpishi akamuuliza Hutaki na sauti ya mbuzi tufanye ring tone kwenye simu yako? Mchaga akajibu Yesuu! hivi inawezekana? bac fanya hivyo tuwauzie na wengine hiyo ringtone. 😄😄

Empathy in Action: Sharing Life's Joys and Sorrows

BAADA YA KUKATA SIMU…KILA
MMOJA ANAWAZA

BAADA YA KUKATA SIMU…KILA
MMOJA ANAWAZA