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WACHEPUKAJI WENGI WANATABIA HIZI

1.Hachezi mbali na simu yake kila wakati.
2.Inbox na sending items hufutwa kila
wakati.
3.Ukimuomba simu yake ghafla lazima
akwambie hebu
kwanza…….
4. Kamwe haiiti always vaibration.
5. Namba nyingi ha save.
6. Kuna simu hapokei hata
iweje….anapenda sms zaidi
7.Majina mengi kwenye simu yameseviwa
kwa majina ya
kufikirika.
8.Muda mwingi ni mtu wakujihami.
9.Anapenda password na anabadili mara
kwa mara.
10.Akiazima simu yako, akitumia tu
anafuta dial no
haraka.
11.Always yuko na simu…..hadi bafuni
ikibidi.
12. Anajazba ukimuuliza chochote kuhusu
simu….anajishtukia.
13. Akiwa anachati anakuangalia mara kwa
mara
kiwiziwizi
14. Hana jeuri ya kukuweka profile picture
na akikuweka
humalizi masaa anakudampu huko
Hapa kuna ukweli asilimia millioni moja
kabisa
Share na washikaji zako😜😜😜😜😜

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Utajuaje kama unachoangalia ni filamu ya kibongo!!!!

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Angalia hivi

-Mlinzi wa Getini lazima awe chizi
-Mtu yupo kijijini, maisha magumu ana Wave
kichwani.
-Kama bosi atakuwa na kampuni basi ni lazima
itakuwa ya Clearing and Forwading au ya uuzaji
Magari.
-Lazima waende Kununua nguo.
-Jambazi lazima avae koti lefu jeusi na Miwani.
-Mtu akichapwa kofi huangukia kwenye kochi
ama kitandani.
-Actress huwa hawapiki hata chai.
-Kwa mdada akiishi maisha ya kitajiri lazima
avae nguo inayoishia mapajani.
-Actress even after 5 yeas utakuta staili ya
nywele na rangi za kucha ni zile zile.
-Anaweka Sumu alafu anaonja kama imekolea.
-Movie zote wapenzi huitana Baby..
-Main actor wote ni wafanya biashara na lazima
wataongelea mizigo kutoka bandarini.
-Wakinywa Soda basi lazima wabakishe.

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Hii ndiyo bongo sasa!!

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Hii ndio Bongo

Ilikuwa Ijumaa mida ya saa 10 jioni, mzee mmoja aliingia na kibinti kizuri kwenye yard ya magari mapya.

MZEE: Chagua gari unalotaka mpenzi….kabinti akazunguka yard yote mwisho akachagua Verrosa metallic .

BINTI: Mi naitaka hii

MZEE: Hakuna tatizo kabisaaa, mtoto mzuri kama wewe lazima upate gari uloichagua mwenyewe. Mzee akatoa kitabu cha cheki na kuandika palepale na kumpa mwenye yard

MUUZAJI: Sasa Mzee kwa kuwa umetoa cheki, gari utakuja chukua Jumatatu tukishahakikisha kuwa Account yako ina pesa benki. Naomba namba yako ya simu Mzee

MZEE: Hakuna tatizo (akampa namba). Haya twende zetu sweetie Jumatatu tunakuja wote kuchukua gari lako…

Siku ya Jumatatu mwenye yard kampigia simu Mzee.

MUUZAJI: We Mzee kavu sana, akaunti yako haina hata senti tano.

MZEE: Hilo nilijua, lakini wiki endi yangu ilikuwa tamu sana.

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Kilichompata sista duu bishoo wakati akijidai kununua pete

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Mwanamke mmoja aliingia duka la vito vya thamani, akaona pete moja ya dhahabu nzuri sana amabayo ilikuwa kwenye shelf ya chini, wakati anainama apate kuitazama vizuri kwa bahati mbaya (au nzuri!), shuzi likamtoka- druuuuuu, soni ikamuingia huku akigeuka haraka kuangalia kama kuna yeyote dukani pale ameliskia shuzi lake, macho yakagongana na mwenye duka ambaye alikuwa karibu huku uso ukiwa umejaa tabasamu zito, mwana mama hakuwa na uhakika kama amesikika au hakusikika, akaona atumie nafasi ile kuyeyusha…Akauliza “Hii pete bei gani?” . Jamaa mwenye duka, huku akiangua kicheko, akajibu “Umeiona tu umejamba, je nikikuambia bei yake si utakunya kabisa?”

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