Kwa Wadada wanaotaka kuolewa

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Kuishi kijijini kunahitaji moyo sana

..unaenda kuoga, unakumbuka kuwa umesahau sabuni…unaenda kuchukua sabuni kurudi bafuni, unakuta ng’ombe amekunywa maji yote..unaamua kufuata mengne,unarudi unakuta mbuzi kala sabuni…😂😂😂😂

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Jamaa amkomesha boss wake

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Kuna jamaa alifutwa kazi…

Ikawa kila siku anaenda nyumbani kwa boss wake na kunya mlango wa mbele… Ikawa hv…
boss: _mbona waja kunya kwangu?_
jamaa: _nataka kukuonesha kuwa silali njaa_
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Mambo ya pesa haya..

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MAMBO YA FEDHA AISEE……. Kuna jamaa alipewa shilingi 983628763600/= …acha uvivu, najua hujasoma ni kiasi gani hicho cha fedha na mbaya zaidi hujagundua kwamba katikati ya namba hizo kuna herufi A… safi sana, najua umeangalia tena kuiona hiyo herufi, bahati mbaya hujaiona. 😜😜😜😜😜😜😜

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Angalia alichojibu huyu mwanafunzi, Ungekua wewe ni mwalimu wake ungemfanyaje?

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Mwanafunz alikuwa kila siku anachelewa shule, na kila siku alikuwa anachapwa, basi siku moja mwalimu akaona ngoja amuulize.

Mwalimu: Mbona unachelewa kila siku?
Mwanafunzi: Nakaa mbali mwalimu
Mwalimu: (huku ana hasira akauliza)Mbali mbinguni?
Mwanafunzi: Mbinguni kwa mbele😂😂😂😂😂

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Angalia pombe ilichomfanya huyu jamaa, kweli pombe haimuachi mtu salama

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Leo nimeiogopa pombe.

Nimetokea kuiogopa pombe baada ya kumwona jirani yangu akicheza muziki kwa sauti ya jenereta langu, akidhani yuko club…..nkamsikia anasema “wee dj noomaaaa”

Baada ya kuzima jenereta akaniuliza uo mziki kaimba nan?

Nlivyokuwa na roho mbaya Nikamwambia iyo ni collabo ya Yamaha na Petrol
😂😂😂😂😂

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Status za Whatsapp za Wazungu na Wabongo

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STATUS ZA WAZUNGU kwenye Whatsapp vere vere kliaaa…
👉sick_{👉at movie} 👉 in a meeting2
👉 kind of happy,, 👉busy,,
👉available
👉Driving
👉sleeping

STATUS ZA WABONGO SASA MBUTA NANGA MBONGO NGAFU

“Akutake nani una shepu la Kitorondo utaishia kumegwa na kuachwa

“Watu tuna nyota za Chips Mayai sio wewe mwenye Nyota ya Punda,halulaaa”

👌Kantangazeee ndo Kwanza naanza na ntakukomesha Mwanaharamu we!

😍 I love yu so much ur my only one,No one lyk yu and I mean it 🎶 Yu ma numba1 ma sweet sweet namba1 roho yangu mama,,

👍 Asante 😍 vimenitoshaaa tena kama ulijua 😘😘😘😘😘,

💪 unajifanya simba kumbe nyau mimi ndo maji kama hujanioga utaninywaa,

🙈 nauza Ubuyu kwa bei nafuuu kama unataka inbox me plz

😔 poleee jaman utapona wangu,,,

💪 utalijua jiji na chuki zako walingia na tako wakati hadi nyani analo kitu sura dada…

😡 usinisemeshe usiniongeleshe tena utaniambia vizur ulikuwa wapi..

😷 mdomo kaumbiwa mwanadamu ongeeni nyie me sijali ya wanafiki nafanya yangu huna hadhi ya kujibiwa na mimi
pamoja na ya kwako uloweka🙈😆😆😆

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Mbele ya hela binti usharobaro achia mbali

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Boy:- hallow
Dem:- hellow
Boy:- ivi jina lako nani vile
Dem:- am miss precious A. K. A dope girl
Boy:-Okay, nmekutumia 50,000 nimeona Jina tofauti ngoja nipige customer care
Dem:-no no baby usipige Ah ah Hapana baby mi naitwa Andongolile Mwakasakafyuka 😂😂😂😂😂

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Kilichotokea baada ya bibi na babu kukumbukia mahaba ya ujanani

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Mzee wa miaka 60 alimwambia mkewe, leo nataka tukumbukie enzi zetu kutongozana, mke akajibu sawa, inabidi unisubiri mwembeni saa 1 usiku nitapita, mzee akafika saa 1 alikaa hadi saa 5 usiku, aliporudi nyumbani akamuuliza mkewe kwa hasira; sasa tumepanga nin halafu haujatokea ?
Mke; leo mama alinikataza nictoke nyumbani usiku nijisomee ! Babu hoii…

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Eti hili nalo ni kweli kwa dada yako?

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Oya people hv kwa mfano Dada yako akisomea sheria ndo anaitwa sister in law? au

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Kuwa na Binti aliyeacha shule

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Kuwa na binti aliyeacha shule ni BALAA.

Anaweza kukuacha kwa staili ileile alotumia kuacha SHULE

😅😅😅😅😅

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Cheki kilichotokea baada ya kufumaniwa

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Nimefumaniwa hapa na jamaa ameniambia nitulie tuyamalize kishikaji, yaani nisijali sasa ametoka nje nasikia ananoa kisu nadhani anataka anichinjie kuku!

WATU WENGINE WANA ROHO NZURI!😋😋😋😋

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Muda ambao unaweza kumzoea dingi

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Muda pekee ambao unaweza kumzoea DINGI ni pale unapomfundisha kutumia SMARTPHONE….

Wanakuwaga wapole sana aisee unaweza hata kumuagiza maji ya kunywa akakuletea….

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Kilichotokea baada ya jambazi kuvamia kanisa

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Jambazi mmoja aliingia kanisani na bunduki akapiga risasi juu ya bati akasema “asiyempenda YESU atoke nje” wakatoka wote ispokuwa Mchungaji na Wazee wawili.

Jambazi likamwambia Mchungaji “unaweza kuendelea na ibada, nilikuwa nakuondolea wanafiki”, Mchungaji akasema “ungewaacha kwanza nichukue sadaka…!

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Mume alichomjibu mchepuko wa mke wake

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😎 Jamaa kamuaga mkewe anaenda semina Songea kwa wiki nzima kumbe kahamia kwa demu nyumba ya pili toka kwake. Siku ya 1 kalala asubuhi alipoamka kachungulia kwake kukoje,

Si kamuona jamaa yuko nje ya nyumba yake kavaa taulo lake anapiga mswaki. Akapiga kelele, ‘We nani?’, Jamaa akajibu, ‘Mshikaji mambo ya mjini, mume wa huyu demu kasafiri kaenda Songea mi ndo najivinjari hapa’. Mume kajibu kwa uchungu, Shenzi mkubwa, ngoja nirudi toka Songea nakuua.😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

*Mniache mimi sipendi Ujinga Ujinga 🏃�🏃�🏃�🏃

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Watu wana vimaneno

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Eti linalo jamba ni tumbo makalio ni spika tu

Dah!!

Nimecheka hadi basi leo

😸😸😹😹

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Angalia kilichomkuta huyu msanii wa mziki na mashabiki wake

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Msanii mmoja anaitwa ”KINYA” alikuwa ana perfom jukwaan..!!!
Kawaida kila msanii lazima ajitambulishe, mfano:-
”YEAH NI TEMBA hapa au
YEAH NI CHEGE hapa…!!!

Yeye akasema: “YEAH NIKINYA HAPA…!!!”
Watu wakapiga kelele ”UTAZOAAA” mwenyewe bwenge wee

JE, WEWE UNGEJITAMBULISHAJE NAITAJI JIBU LAKO TUONE♥

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Huyu mwanamke ni noma cheki alichomwambia mme wake baada ya kumnunulia nguo za ndani

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Mume kaingia duka la nguo na kamnunulia mke wake chupi dazeni moja zote za rangi nyeusi, akaenda kumzawadia. Mpenzi akashukuru lakini alipogundua kuwa zote ni nyeusi si akaropoka.
MY HONEY: Sasa umeninunulia chupi zote nyeusi, sasa watu si watadhani nina chupi moja tu sibadili,

Jamaa alifura akawa kama mbogo na hapo ndipo zogo kuu lilipoanza

MUME:Watu gani hao watakaokuambia unachupi moje, inamaana unawaonyesha kitumbua changu? Leo utanambia’
Ungekuwa wewe ungefanya nini?

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Hii ndiyo maana ya matatizo

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SWALI: Nini maana ya matatizo..?

JIBU: matatizo ni pale unapopewa adhabu na mwanajeshi then akakuruhusu uondoke, lakini ukarukia pikipiki yako halafu ukapayuka..!!!!! Mwanajeshi, wee boya Tu

Mara ghafla chombo kikagoma kuwaka.!

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Ex wangu kasema tukapime, cheki nilichifanya

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“NILIOTEMBEA NAO WOTE MKAPIME”

Saizi nipo apa kwa fundi nguo, napimwa kitambaa Harusi sijui lini anapenda kushtukiza huyu

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Ulevi noma! Angalia huyu mlevi alichomfanyia huyu jamaa usiku! Ungekua wewe ungefanyaje?

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Jamaa alikuwa amelaa na mkewe saa tisa ya usiku akastuka baada ya kusikia mtu anabisha hodi kwenda kufungua mlango
Akamkuta jamaa kalewa sana mlangoni kwao
JAMAA: Nini tena mheshimiwa kuamshana saa hizi?
MLEVI: Naomba uje unisukume.
Jamaa akiamini kuwa pengine kuna gari la huyu mlevi limezima jirani akamwambia subiri nikavae viatu. Baada ya kuvaa viatu akatoka na wakaanza kusindikizana na mlevi. Mlevi akaongoza njia
mpaka kwenye mabembea ya jirani akakaa kwenye bembea moja na kumgeukia jamaa na kumwambia.. Okay nisukume basi.

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Empathy in Action: Sharing Life's Joys and Sorrows

The simple biblical verse, "Rejoice with those who rejoice; mourn with those who mourn" (Romans 12:15), speaks volumes about the profound importance of empathy in human relationships. It's a call to action, urging us to actively participate in the emotional lives of others, to be present not just in body, but also in spirit, offering genuine connection during both celebratory and difficult times.

Sharing in joy involves more than simply offering a polite congratulations. It means truly celebrating another's success, feeling their happiness alongside them. It might involve attending a joyous occasion, offering heartfelt congratulations, actively listening to their excitement, or simply being a supportive presence that amplifies their positive emotions. This active participation strengthens bonds and creates a sense of shared experience that enriches lives.

Similarly, sharing in mourning is far more than a perfunctory expression of sympathy. It requires genuine compassion, a willingness to acknowledge and validate the pain of others. This might manifest as attending a funeral, offering a listening ear during a time of grief, providing practical support during a difficult period, or simply offering a comforting presence without judgment. Active mourning acknowledges the depth of sorrow, offering solace and a sense that the grieving person isn't alone in their experience.

The practice of both rejoicing and mourning with others isn't merely a social nicety; it's a fundamental aspect of building strong and meaningful relationships. It demonstrates a deep understanding of human connection, a recognition that our emotional experiences are intertwined. By actively participating in the emotional lives of others, we deepen our bonds and create a supportive network that allows us to navigate life's ups and downs with greater resilience and understanding.

In our increasingly fast-paced and often isolating world, the act of sharing in both joy and mourning becomes even more crucial. It reminds us of the inherent interconnectedness of human experience and underscores the profound impact of genuine empathy. Taking the time to celebrate with others and to comfort those in need not only enriches their lives but also deepens our own understanding of compassion and strengthens the fabric of our communities.

Therefore, let us strive to be more than passive observers of life's events. Let us actively engage with the emotional landscape of those around us, offering our support and presence in times of both jubilation and heartache. By embodying the spirit of Romans 12:15, we cultivate stronger relationships, enrich our own lives, and build a more compassionate and connected world. The rewards of this empathetic engagement far outweigh the effort, fostering a deeper sense of belonging and mutual support.

This active participation in the emotional lives of others is not merely a suggestion; it's a path towards fostering deeper, more meaningful connections and building a more compassionate world. It's a commitment to shared humanity and a powerful demonstration of the strength found in empathy and connection.

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Activity	Status	Started	Ended	Remarks
AckySHINE App development	Active	January 2021	Ongoing	Create Mobile application for AckySHINE
Full redesigning	Active	November 2020	Ongoing	Move to another platform. Other URLs will change
Research Consultancy	Completed	June 2018	August 2018	Consultation services
Monitoring and evaluation	Completed	June 2018	August 2018	Consultation services
Training and facilitation	Completed	June 2018	August 2018	Consultation services
Change from content publisher web to service provider	Active	June 2018	Ongoing	Change from blog to service provider website.
English to Swahili Translation services	Completed	August 2017	September 2017	All translation services
Web designing and development	Completed	January 2017	March 2017	Multiple platform
AckySHINE Market	Closed	July 2015	January 2017	Closed Permanent
AckySHINE Kutafutana	Closed	April 2016	June 2020	Closed permanent
AckySHINE Dedication	Pending	June 2018	Ongoing	Coming soon
Designing AckySHINE Shop	Completed	February 2017	February 2017	AckySHINE Shop is a collection of digital products
Designing AckySHINE Library	Completed	November 2016	November 2017	Pdf Library for reading and downloading pdf
English Website Content creation	Pending	August 2016	May 2018	Creation of New posts ceased.
Swahili Catholic Website	Pending	March 2015	May 2018	Creation of New posts ceased.
Swahili website Content creation	Pending	January 2015	May 2018	Creation of New posts ceased.
Advertising and marketing	Active	March 2015	Ongoing	Ads Displaying and Guest posts
Website creation	Completed	January 2015	January 2015	This website was created on 7 Jan 2015, 18:41.

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Research Consultancy	Offline	Research Consultation services
Monitoring and evaluation	Offline	M&E Consultation services
Training and facilitation	Offline	Training and Facilitation Consultation services
English to Swahili Translation services	Offline	English Swahili translation services
Web designing and development	Offline	Multiple platforms
AckySHINE Market	Closed	Closed Permanent
AckySHINE Kutafutana	Closed	Closed permanent
AckySHINE Dedication	Pending	Coming soon
Designing AckySHINE Shop	Pending	AckySHINE Shop is a collection of digital products
Designing AckySHINE Library	Pending	Pdf Library for reading and downloading pdf
English Website Content creation	Pending	Creation of New posts ceased. Old posts are available
Swahili Catholic Website	Pending	Creation of New posts ceased. Old posts are available
Swahili website Content creation	Pending	Creation of New posts ceased. Old posts are available
Advertising and marketing	Online	Ads Displaying and Guest posts

Vichekesho Vya Jumapili

Oya people hv kwa mfano Dada yako akisomea sheria ndo anaitwa sister in law? au

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Kuwa na binti aliyeacha shule ni BALAA.

Anaweza kukuacha kwa staili ileile alotumia kuacha SHULE

Nimefumaniwa hapa na jamaa ameniambia nitulie tuyamalize kishikaji, yaani nisijali sasa ametoka nje nasikia ananoa kisu nadhani anataka anichinjie kuku!

WATU WENGINE WANA ROHO NZURI!😋😋😋😋

Eti linalo jamba ni tumbo makalio ni spika tu

Dah!!

Nimecheka hadi basi leo

😸😸😹😹

SWALI: Nini maana ya matatizo..?

JIBU: matatizo ni pale unapopewa adhabu na mwanajeshi then akakuruhusu uondoke, lakini ukarukia pikipiki yako halafu ukapayuka..!!!!! Mwanajeshi, wee boya Tu

Mara ghafla chombo kikagoma kuwaka.!

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Ex wangu leo kaupdate status yake ya watsap et

“NILIOTEMBEA NAO WOTE MKAPIME”

Saizi nipo apa kwa fundi nguo, napimwa kitambaa Harusi sijui lini anapenda kushtukiza huyu

Empathy in Action: Sharing Life's Joys and Sorrows