AckySHINE Jokes

What’s bigger than an elephant, but doesn’t weigh anything?

What did the farmer say to the horse when he walked in the barn?

What do you call two birds in love?

What did the monster ask his sweetheart?

Why couldn’t the pirate play cards?

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and worries?

What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?

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What’s a tornado’s favorite game to play?

What do you give a sick lemon?

What do you have in December that you don’t have in any other month?

Which is faster, heat or cold?

How do monsters tell their fortunes?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine’s Day?

What’s a rabbit’s favorite kind of music?

What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?

How do you catch a polar bear?

Which bus crossed the ocean?

Why was the math book always worried?

Why was the turkey arrested?

What type of diet did the snowman go on?

What did the baker say to his wife?

How do bears keep their den cool in the summer?

Why was Santa’s helper sad?

What did the paper clip say to the magnet?

What do gymnasts, acrobats, and bananas all have in common?

What did the snowman have for breakfast?

How do you catch an unusual rabbit?

What did the spoon say to the knife?

Which flower talks the most?

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What do elves learn in school?

What did the stamp say to the envelope?

What’s a librarian’s favorite type of bait when fishing?

Why couldn’t the boy go to the pirate movie?

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Why did the elephant cross the road?

How does the Easter Bunny travel?

If a butcher wears a size XL shirt and a size 13 shoe, what does he weigh?

What do you call a pig that does karate?

What’s the best way to talk to a T-Rex?

Why is 1+1=3 like your left foot?

What often falls in winter, but never gets hurt?

What do you call a left-handed dog?

What do you get if you cross a vampire and a snowman?

What type of key is the most important at Thanksgiving dinner?

Why did the boy run around his bed?

Where do pencils go for vacation?

What lights up a stadium?

What did the dinner plate say to the cup?

What did the circle say to the triangle?

What do you get if you cross a pine tree with an apple?

What do you call a teacher with no arms, no legs, and no body?

Why couldn’t the ghost see his parents?

What starts and ends with “e” and only has one letter?

What did the doctor diagnose the horse with when he wasn’t feeling well?

What has an eye, but cannot see?

What did the paper say to encourage the pencil?

What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened?

What kind of weather does a turkey like?

Where did the witch have to go when she misbehaved?

What was born to succeed?

How long should an elephant’s legs be?

Where can you always find a peacock?

What does Santa clean his sleigh with?

What’s a math teacher’s favorite tool?

Why can’t the elephant use the computer?

Why couldn’t the turkey eat dessert?

What kind of flower do you never want to get on Valentine’s Day?

What has 18 legs and catches flies?

Why are fish so smart?

What kind of table can you have for dinner?

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Why did the chicken go to jail?

What type of dog loves going to the groomer?

Why did the girl put lipstick on her head?

Why was six afraid of seven?

Why did everyone want the music teacher to be on their baseball team?

Where do polar bears vote?

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Why do bananas have to put sunscreen on before they go to the beach?

What did one piece of string say to the other piece of string?

What day of the week does the potato look forward to the least?

What’s the difference between a shopping trolley and a University vice chancellor?

Why did the Cyclops stop teaching?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?

What is Dracula’s favorite fruit?

How did the hairdresser win the race?

What did the calculator say to the other calculator on Valentine’s Day?

Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?

What does a skeleton order for dinner?

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert?

Who is wrong here? Story of men and dog

What is a top’s favorite ride at the amusement park?

What did the snowman order at Wendy’s®?

What do you call a shoe made from a banana?

What’s a frog’s favorite game?

What smells the best at Thanksgiving?

Who is Knocking?

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