Quizzes and Funny Questions

What’s the difference between a shopping trolley and a University vice chancellor?

What did the apple tree say to the farmer?

What was born to succeed?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

How do you catch an unusual rabbit?

What do you call a worm with no teeth?

What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?

Why did the skeleton cross the road?

Why do bees have sticky hair?

What did the baker say to his wife?

Why do bananas have to put sunscreen on before they go to the beach?

Why did the man take his clock to the vet?

What’s a rabbit’s favorite kind of music?

Why was the cafeteria clock always behind?

What did the squirrel give for Valentine’s Day?

What does Santa clean his sleigh with?

What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?

What did the boy pickle say to the girl pickle?

Why did the dog keep tripping?

What bird loves construction work?

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine’s Day?

What do you call two birds in love?

Why didn’t the oven go to college?

What did the paper say to encourage the pencil?

Where do polar bears keep their money?

Why can’t the elephant use the computer?

Where did the witch have to go when she misbehaved?

What is a kitten’s favorite dessert?

What did the duck say to the clown?

What kind of murderer has fiber?

What’s a cat’s favorite nursery rhyme?

What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?

What type of key is the most important at Thanksgiving dinner?

What was the banker’s favorite player on the football team?

Why did the pony get detention?

What’s a spider’s favorite thing to do on a computer?

What day of the week does the potato look forward to the least?

Why did the boy run around his bed?

Who is wrong here? Story of men and dog

Why do cowboys ride horses?

What time is it when you have a toothache?

Where do cows go on the weekend?

What’s bigger than an elephant, but doesn’t weigh anything?

Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?

What often falls in winter, but never gets hurt?

Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?

What do you call a shoe made from a banana?

What do you call a fish with no eye?

Where do polar bears vote?

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up?

What do birds do on Halloween?

What’s black and white over and over again?

Why did the elephant cross the road?

What do gymnasts, acrobats, and bananas all have in common?

Why did the robber take a shower?

Why couldn’t the pirate play cards?

Why do Marxists like fruit infusions?

What dies but never lives?

What has an eye, but cannot see?

Where did the bird go when he lost a feather?

How do monsters tell their fortunes?

Why don’t ducks tell jokes when they fly?

Where do kids in New York City learn multiplication?

What do you get when you throw a lot of books into the ocean?

Why are there fences around cemeteries?

What happened to the man who stole a calendar from the store?

Whom did the monster ask to kiss his boo-boos after he fell?

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and worries?

What did the paper clip say to the magnet?

Why didn’t Dracula have any friends?

What did the doctor diagnose the horse with when he wasn’t feeling well?

What do you call a left-handed dog?

Why do eggs hate jokes?

What’s the best way to talk to a T-Rex?

What’s a cannibal’s favorite sport?

What kind of music do mummies like best?

Why was the turkey arrested?

What gives you the power to walk through a wall?

What kind of flower do you never want to get on Valentine’s Day?

What did the teacher do at the beach?

What did the calculator say to the other calculator on Valentine’s Day?

What’s the smartest insect around?

What do you get if you cross a pine tree with an apple?

Which school supply is king of the classroom?

Why was Santa’s helper sad?

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?

Which bus crossed the ocean?

What do elves learn in school?

What’s a frog’s favorite game?

Where do books hide when they’re scared?

What did the turkey stay before it was roasted?

What do witches order at hotels?

What did the stamp say to the envelope?

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

What starts and ends with “e” and only has one letter?

What makes a skeleton laugh?

What do you do if you’re a fan of Dracula’s?

What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay?

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