Angalia kilichotokea baada ya dogo kupewa ada na kuitumia kubeti

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Dogo kampigia simu baba yake;
DOGO: Baba katika zile shilingi laki mbili ulizonipa
nikalipe ada nimetumia shilingi alfu 30 kubeti
BABA : Unasema nini we mpumbavu mshenzi
mkubwa? Nimekukanya mara ngapi kuhusu kubeti?
DOGO : Lakini baba
BABA : Lakini baba nini ngoja urudi utaona
ntakachofanya.
DOGO : Nilitaka kukwambia kuwa nimeshinda
shilingi milioni 3
BABA : Ndio hayo ninayosema wewe mpumbavu
sana kwanini hukutumia laki nzima kubeti? Si
ungepata pesa nyingi zaidi? Ngoja urudi niwataarifu
ndugu zako kuhusu uulivyo na akili za kuamua
haraka mwanangu mpenzi…

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Kuwa single nao ugonjwa eh, cheki huyu alichokifanya

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Umexhawah kuwa single had ukaamua kununua viatu vya kike kixha ukaviweka mlangon ili majiran wakipita wajue una demu ndani…😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

KUA SINGLE NAO NI UGONJWA EEENH.😉

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Mimi ndio nimeelewa hivi!

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Leo nimepishana na Vitz imeandikwa, “Never trust women”

Nikajua huyu mtu lazima alikuaga na Range Rover

😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Angalia walichofanyiana hawa wanadoa, Kati ya huyu mme na mke nani zaidi?

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MUME wakati anakata roho huku mkewe akiwa amemshikilia alisema mke wangu, mi natubu kwako, kwani nilifanya mapenzi na dada yako, mdogo wako, rafiki yako na mama yako

MKE akamnong’oneza mume wake na kumwambia mbona mimi nayafahamu yote, ndio maana nimekupa sumu ili na wewe ujue uchungu wake. JE NANI ZAIDI?

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Hizi swaga za huyu jamaa ni shida, Google!

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Jamaa alikuwa kwenye daladala pembeni kuna
dada mrembo kakaa. Kamlia timing kwa muda
kisha halafu akamuuliza “Samahani dada
unaitwa Google?”.
Dada: “hapana, kwanini umedhani naitwa
hivyo?”. Jamaa: “Una kila kitu nnachokitafuta
“😅😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃

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Cheki huyu kiherehere alivyojibiwa

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Za asubuhi?

Nzur sjui huko?

Huku kwema tuu

VP si ulimaliza chuo ww?

Ndio kwani vp?

Mbona hatuoni matunda yake?

Kwani mi nlienda na miche ya mipapai au miembe au umeambiwa TIA, IFM na IAA wanakodisha Mashamba ya nyanya ????????

Hamna sio hvyo umeenda mbali kaka

Kama kilomita ngapi?

Haya yaishe bhana…

Ukome kwa kiherehere

Nitukane tuu unakumbuka kuna SKU nlkupa buku ya nauli?

Nitajie namba yako ya tgo pesa nkuwekee hyo buku

Kwani mi nimesema unilipe

Utajua mwenyewe ila nakutumia kwenye namba uliyonitext wee si umefanya ujinga mi nafanya upumbavu

Simple lyke dat Viherehere huwa tunawajbu HVO……😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

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Angalia huyu secretary anavyomjibu bosi wake

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Boss mmoja aliingia kazini kwake kasahau kufunga zipu ya suruali yake sasa secretary wake akamfuata na mazungumzo yakawa hivi:

SECRETARY: Boss leo umesahau kufunga geti nyumbani kwako…

Boss akabaki anashangaa… Baadae wakati anakwenda chooni kujisaidia ile anataka kufungua zipu akaikuta iko wazi ndio akajua alichokuwa ameambiwa na Secretary wake.

Akarudi mpaka kwa secretary na mazungumzo yakaendelea:

BOSS: Bibie ulivyoona geti wazi je uliona benz langu lime paki au…?

SECRETARY: Hapana Boss niliona kitoroli kidogo kimepaki kina matairi mawili

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Hawa wanaume wanaopenda wanawake hovyo barabarani wamepatikana, hawatarudia 😂😂😂

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Marafiki wawili (Jose na Ben) walikuwa wanatembea mtaani akatokea mwanamke akarusha busu kwa mmojawapo kupitia dirishani katika jengo la ghorofa tatu.

Wakaanza kujadiliana kama ifuatavyo:

Ben: Muone yule mrembo amenirushia busu

Jose: tafadhali achana na huyo mwanamke, usimjali..

(baadae yule mwanamke akamuashiria aende)

Ben: yule mwanamke ameniita!

Jose: Rafiki yangu, usiende. Nakutafadhalisha.

Ben: Kwa nini unaniambia nisiende Wakati mrembo kama yule ananiita? Huo ni wivu

Jose: Ben, Ninakutafadhalisha tena, usiende, tafadhali usiende kule (akihisi kutotiliwa maanani)

(Rafiki yake alimpuuza na alienda kwa yule mwanamke, mwanamke alishuka kukutana naye na wakapanda juu. Ghafla wakiwa wanataka kuanza taratibu za kula uroda, wakasikia mlio WA gari getini).. 🔊🔊

Lady: _(akiangalia kupitia dirishani)_
Oooh! Yule ni mume wangu!!

Ben: Mama yangu !
Nipo matatani, kweli ? ..!!

Lady: Usiwe na khofu, jifanye kuwa Dobi na anza kupiga pasi hizo nguo

(akimuonyesha lundo la nguo)

(Ben alitumia masaa matano kukamilisha kunyoosha zile nguo kwa sababu yule mume hakutoka tena siku ile)

(Siku iliyofuatia Ben alikwenda kwa Rafiki yake)

Ben: Kaka, unaweza kuamini Jana nimepiga pasi nguo kwa masaa matano???

Jose: Lakini nilikwambia usiende. Nguo zote hizo ulizonyoosha, Nilizifua Mimi Juzi!!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

When an experienced person speaks … 👂you must listen..!

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Ex wangu kasema tukapime, cheki nilichifanya

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“NILIOTEMBEA NAO WOTE MKAPIME”

Saizi nipo apa kwa fundi nguo, napimwa kitambaa Harusi sijui lini anapenda kushtukiza huyu

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Duh! Huyu kazidi sasa

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Kuna jamaa kapita hapa kaniuliza et mbona umekunja sura nikamjibu nataka niweke kwenye begi😂😂😂

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Huyu mchungaji ni noma, cheki alichomwambia pedeshe

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Mchungaji kamfuata pedeshe moja maarufu kwa
kumwaga pesa kwenye kumbi za muziki;
MCHUNGAJI: Kijana, tuko katika harakati za
kujenga kanisa, jitafutie nafasi katika ufalme wa
mbingu kwa kuchangia ujenzi huu. Na Mungu
atakubariki zaidi

PEDESHE: Samahani Mchungaji haitakuwa vizuri
mimi kuchangia kanisa, fedha zangu ni haramu,
huwa nazipata kwa utapeli na kuuza madawa ya
kulevya.
MCHUNGAJI: Yote ni heri, pesa yako tutatumia
kwa kujenga eneo la choo we toa tu!!!

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Empathy in Action: Sharing Life's Joys and Sorrows

The simple biblical verse, "Rejoice with those who rejoice; mourn with those who mourn" (Romans 12:15), speaks volumes about the profound importance of empathy in human relationships. It's a call to action, urging us to actively participate in the emotional lives of others, to be present not just in body, but also in spirit, offering genuine connection during both celebratory and difficult times.

Sharing in joy involves more than simply offering a polite congratulations. It means truly celebrating another's success, feeling their happiness alongside them. It might involve attending a joyous occasion, offering heartfelt congratulations, actively listening to their excitement, or simply being a supportive presence that amplifies their positive emotions. This active participation strengthens bonds and creates a sense of shared experience that enriches lives.

Similarly, sharing in mourning is far more than a perfunctory expression of sympathy. It requires genuine compassion, a willingness to acknowledge and validate the pain of others. This might manifest as attending a funeral, offering a listening ear during a time of grief, providing practical support during a difficult period, or simply offering a comforting presence without judgment. Active mourning acknowledges the depth of sorrow, offering solace and a sense that the grieving person isn't alone in their experience.

The practice of both rejoicing and mourning with others isn't merely a social nicety; it's a fundamental aspect of building strong and meaningful relationships. It demonstrates a deep understanding of human connection, a recognition that our emotional experiences are intertwined. By actively participating in the emotional lives of others, we deepen our bonds and create a supportive network that allows us to navigate life's ups and downs with greater resilience and understanding.

In our increasingly fast-paced and often isolating world, the act of sharing in both joy and mourning becomes even more crucial. It reminds us of the inherent interconnectedness of human experience and underscores the profound impact of genuine empathy. Taking the time to celebrate with others and to comfort those in need not only enriches their lives but also deepens our own understanding of compassion and strengthens the fabric of our communities.

Therefore, let us strive to be more than passive observers of life's events. Let us actively engage with the emotional landscape of those around us, offering our support and presence in times of both jubilation and heartache. By embodying the spirit of Romans 12:15, we cultivate stronger relationships, enrich our own lives, and build a more compassionate and connected world. The rewards of this empathetic engagement far outweigh the effort, fostering a deeper sense of belonging and mutual support.

This active participation in the emotional lives of others is not merely a suggestion; it's a path towards fostering deeper, more meaningful connections and building a more compassionate world. It's a commitment to shared humanity and a powerful demonstration of the strength found in empathy and connection.

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Designing AckySHINE Shop	Pending	AckySHINE Shop is a collection of digital products
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Umexhawah kuwa single had ukaamua kununua viatu vya kike kixha ukaviweka mlangon ili majiran wakipita wajue una demu ndani…😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

KUA SINGLE NAO NI UGONJWA EEENH.😉

Leo nimepishana na Vitz imeandikwa, “Never trust women”

Nikajua huyu mtu lazima alikuaga na Range Rover

😂😂😂😂😂😂

Ex wangu leo kaupdate status yake ya watsap et

“NILIOTEMBEA NAO WOTE MKAPIME”

Saizi nipo apa kwa fundi nguo, napimwa kitambaa Harusi sijui lini anapenda kushtukiza huyu

Kuna jamaa kapita hapa kaniuliza et mbona umekunja sura nikamjibu nataka niweke kwenye begi😂😂😂

Empathy in Action: Sharing Life's Joys and Sorrows