SINA MBAVU NA HIKI KISA;
BALAA LA MITOTO ISIYOPENDA SHULE!
Baada ya mwiz kuvamia nyumba moja usiku na kuiba vitu vngi wakati anajiandaa kuondoka ghafla akadakwa mguu na dogo
DOGO: Usipoondoka na begi langu la shule NAPIGA KELELE….😂😂😂
Bibi kapigwa mtama na Kibaka na kuporwa simu,
Kainuka na kuanza kumkimbiza kibaka,
Kibaka kuona Bibi hakati tamaa akatupa simu,
Bibi kaikota na kuendelea kumkimbiza kibaka,
Kibaka “Bibi kama ni simu yako si tayari umechukua”,
Bibi kajibu “Bado Mtama”
bibi ujinga hapendagi”😡😡😡😡😡
Jamaa: Mambo honey, upo ok?
Mrembo: Sipo ok my dear
Jamaa: Una tatizo gani baby?
Mrembo: Nimetoka hospitali kupima, nna mimba.
Jamaa: Weeh usiniletee balaa hiyo mimba imeingiaje wakati huwa tunatumia kinga?
Mrembo Kwani nani kakwambia mimba ni yako, hebu tuliza mshono huo.
😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
MTATUUA
Huu usharobaro mwingine uchizi. Jamaa kamzimia demu kanisani,
mara ukafika mda wa kutoa sadaka, eti jamaa akamwambia ”dont worry bby” ntakulipia!!
JAMAA alimuaga mke wake mlokole kuwa anaenda semina ya siku tatu, kumbe anakwenda kwa bi mdogo.
Mke akamwambia mumewe; “Tupige magoti tusali”,
Wakapiga magoti…:
MKE: Eee baba msaidie mume wangu afike salama safari yake.
MUME: Emen…
MKE: Mpe nguvu katika yote atakayoyafanya huko.
MUME: Emen…
MKE: Akitaka kufanya uasherati ashindwe.
MUME: Kimya…
MKE: Akifanya uasherati apatwe na janga baya kwa uwezo wako bwana.
MUME: …….!!
MKE: Yaani akifanya uasherati afie hukohuko kwa mateso makali.
MUME: Maombi gani sasa hayo!!?. Haya basi siendi semina ufurahi wewe.
Chezea mawaifu walokole wewe!
GARLFREND»»hellow sweetheart
BOYFREND»»hellow darling(SENDING FAILED)
GARLFREND»»kwanin hutaki kujibu sms yangu,au huna mda»??
BOYFREND»>najitahid kukujibu lakin mtandao unasumbua,imefika??(SENDING FAILED)
GARLFREND»»kama hunipend bhas usinijbu,kama unanipenda kwel bhas nijibu
BOYFREND»»i love you (SENDING FAILED)
GALFREND»»do you lov me????
BOYFREND»»i lov you baby(SENDING FAILED)
GARLFREND»»usiongee na mimi tenaaaaa
BOYFREND»»i love you sweetieeee(SENDING FAILED)
GARLFREND»»unataka mim na wew tuachaneee????
BOYFREND»»nshachoka mie na huu upUmbavu,shenz (MESSAGE SENT)
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Misemo ya kina dada
walianza na halohalooo!
Wakaja unalo babu weee!
Ikafuata utajijuuu!
Ikafupishwa utajiJJ!
Mara ghafla kantangazeee!
Haikukaa sana kansajiriii!
Ikatoka nyingine nishiiiiida!
Unaijua iliyotoka Leo?
Heh! Heh! Heeeh! MB zenyewe 8 nikudownload unanini?
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Kuishi kijijini kunahitaji moyo sana
..unaenda kuoga, unakumbuka kuwa umesahau sabuni…unaenda kuchukua sabuni kurudi bafuni, unakuta ng’ombe amekunywa maji yote..unaamua kufuata mengne,unarudi unakuta mbuzi kala sabuni…😂😂😂😂
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