Kwa nini watu hawapendi hesabu!! Sababu hii hapa!

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Sababu ni hii

AL-SHABAB
AL-QAEDA
Kwenye MATHEMATICS pia kuna kundi linaitwa

“AL-GEBRA”

😂😂😂😂
🚶🏻🚶🏻🚶🏻🚶🏻🚶🏻🚶🏻
Kumbe ndo maana wengine hawapendi hesabu coz kuna element za ugaidi

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Jambo la kufanya kama binti alikuachaga zamani na sahizi anakutaka

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Kuishi kijijini kunahitaji moyo sana

..unaenda kuoga, unakumbuka kuwa umesahau sabuni…unaenda kuchukua sabuni kurudi bafuni, unakuta ng’ombe amekunywa maji yote..unaamua kufuata mengne,unarudi unakuta mbuzi kala sabuni…😂😂😂😂

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Wanawake hii nayo ni romantic ?💞

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Alaf wale Madem wanaowavua maboy wao KOFIA alaf wanakimbia nayo thinking its FUNNY and ROMANTIC.. Hiv nyie mkivuliwa MAWIGI wakakimbia nayo mtajiskiaje?🐸🐸

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Pale umapofanya interview huku ukijua hutapata kazi

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Pale unaitwa kufanya interview na unajua tuu hutapata kazi tuu…..
Interviewer: where were u born?
Guy: Tanzania Interviewer: okay which part?
Guy: what do u mean which part, the whole body was born in Tanzania..
😂😂😂 Cpendagi ujinga mim

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Alichokijibu chizi baada ya kuanguka ghorofani

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Chizi kaanguka toka kwenye gorofa fasta watu wakamfuata kumsaidia wakamuulza VP IMEKUAJE?

Chz akajbu: ”HATA CJUI NA MIE NDO NAFIKA SASA HIVI

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Huyu kashauzwa!! Angalia kilichomkuta sasa

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Jamaa alionekana Mnyooooonge sana ikabidi mpita njia amuulize…

Kaka, mbona u mnyonge hivyo?”

Jamaa : ‘aaaaah we niache tu, kuna rafiki yangu nimemkopesha laki tano akafanye PLASTIC SURGERY ya uso, Mwanaharamu sasa nashindwa kumtambua!!!

😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Hizi swaga za huyu jamaa ni shida, Google!

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Jamaa alikuwa kwenye daladala pembeni kuna
dada mrembo kakaa. Kamlia timing kwa muda
kisha halafu akamuuliza “Samahani dada
unaitwa Google?”.
Dada: “hapana, kwanini umedhani naitwa
hivyo?”. Jamaa: “Una kila kitu nnachokitafuta
“😅😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃

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Tofauti kati ya mwanamke na mwanamme

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UTOFAUTI KATI YA MWANAMKE NA MWANAUME
1. Kwenye mshituko; mwanaume hushituka halafu huangalia nini kimemshitua, mwanamke hushituka halafu huzimia hivyo ataambiwa na mwanaume kilichomshitua😂😂
2. Kwenye kupenda; mwanaume huanza kutamani alafu hupenda, mwanamke huanza kupenda moja kwa moja bila kumjua vizuri huyo ampendae😂😂😂
3.Kwenye kusaidia; mwanaume hutoa msaada alafu uhuzunika, mwanamke huuzunika badae ndo anakumbuka km msaada unahitajika😂😂😂
4.Kwenye maamuzi; mwanaume hufikiri ndipo hutenda, mwanamke hutenda halafu hufikiri😂😂😂
5.Kwenye kudanganya; Mwanaume hudanganya ili kumlinda mwanamke, mwanamke hudanganya ili kumkomoa mwanaume😂😂😂
6.Kwenye ugomvi; wanaume hupigana halafu hueshimiana, wanawake hupiga mikelele alafu kila mmoja hurud kwake, kexho tena😂😂😂
7.Kwenye ndoa; mwanaume hutafuta maixha ndipo huoa, mwanamke huolewa ndipo atafute maisha😂😂😂
8.Kwenye kukata tamaa; mwanaume hukata tamaa mapema ili jambo lisimsumbue, mwanamke hajui kukata tamaa hadi aumizwe😂😂😂
9.Kwenye kula;Mwanaume hushiba alafu huanza madoido, mwanamke huanza na madoido alafu badae hujilaumu hakushiba😂😂
10.Kwenye siri; Mwanaume hutunza siri hasa za aibu, mwanamke humueleza shoga yake badae hugombana nae baada ya kumrudia mwenyewe kwa siku 2 tu😂😂😂
Hizi ni baadhi tu ya sifa tofauti kati ya mwanaume na mwanamke….. VIVA GENTLEMEN👊🏽👊

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Kilichotokea Leo mahakamani

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Leo nimeenda mahakamani, mara judge akasema..
Order! Order…
Mimi na kiherehere changu nikasema.. Chapati .. Maziwa na ovacado tatu …
Nimewekwa kwa karoom kengine hapa kanagiza..
i think wananiandalia chapati
😀😁😀😁😀😁😀😁😂

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Kama mpezi wako akikuita MAMITO Unatakiwa umjibu hivi

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Akina dada mpenzi wako akikuita MAMITO usikubali

na yeye mwite MAFORONYA kama mbwai na iwe mbwai🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪

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Hapa itakuaje?

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NAJISIKIA NIMEBOEKA…

SIJUI NIENDE KAMBI YOYOTE YA JESHI NITEREMSHE BENDERA

ALAFU NITOKE MBIO…..

😜😜😜😜😜🏃🏾🏃🏾🏃🏾🏃🏾🏃🏾🏃🏾

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Utajuaje kama unachoangalia ni filamu ya kibongo!!!!

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Angalia hivi

-Mlinzi wa Getini lazima awe chizi
-Mtu yupo kijijini, maisha magumu ana Wave
kichwani.
-Kama bosi atakuwa na kampuni basi ni lazima
itakuwa ya Clearing and Forwading au ya uuzaji
Magari.
-Lazima waende Kununua nguo.
-Jambazi lazima avae koti lefu jeusi na Miwani.
-Mtu akichapwa kofi huangukia kwenye kochi
ama kitandani.
-Actress huwa hawapiki hata chai.
-Kwa mdada akiishi maisha ya kitajiri lazima
avae nguo inayoishia mapajani.
-Actress even after 5 yeas utakuta staili ya
nywele na rangi za kucha ni zile zile.
-Anaweka Sumu alafu anaonja kama imekolea.
-Movie zote wapenzi huitana Baby..
-Main actor wote ni wafanya biashara na lazima
wataongelea mizigo kutoka bandarini.
-Wakinywa Soda basi lazima wabakishe.

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Kilichotokea kati ya mkaka na mdada walipokutana hotelini

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Mkaka aliingia kwenye hoteli moja akaketi meza moja na mdada mrembo maarufu sana;
MKAKA: Samahani dada sijui saa ngapi?
MDADA: Nani kakwambia saa yangu ndio ya kuangalia kila mtu?

MKAKA: Samahani sana….jamaa akachukua Galaxy yake akapiga simu….aise saa ngapi saa hizi? mi ndio nimeingia toka USA nataka kurekibisha saa yangu ifwate muda wa huku. Na wewe uwahi kuchukua iPad nimekuja nazo tatu tu za zawadi. Halafu ntafutie mtoto mzuri nimumwagie midola niliyokuja nayo, ok ciao tuonane badae.
MDADA: Kaka samahani saa hizi ni saa…..
MKAKA: Achana na mimi wewe

Ha ha ha ha haaaaa!!

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Angalia huyu dada alivyoumbuka, Duh! Alijua haoni!!!

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Dem anatoka kuoga akiwa na kanga moja tu anaskia hodi,kufungua mlango akakuta ni jirani yake frank ambaye ni kipofu, akamkaribisha ndani akakaa, dem kavua ile kanga akabaki uchi akainama akaanza kujipaka mafuta akijua frank hamuoni na mazungumzo yakawa ni Haya..

DEM: VIPI FRANK MBONA UMEPOTEA YAANI HUONEKANI SIKU HIZI..?

FRANK: AH NILIENDA INDIA KUFANYIWA OPERESHENI YA MACHO SASA HIVI NAONA VIZURI KABISA!…

😂😂😂

🏃🏻🏃🏻🏃🏻🏃🏻🏃🏻

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Njia 3 rahisi za kuondoa kitambi

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JE, una KITAMBI na unataka kukiondoa?

FANYA HAYA;

1. Kopa mkopo mkubwa benki

2. Nunua gari bovu la biashara

3.Oana na mke mwenye kelele.

Ukiona miezi mitatu hakijaisha basi ujue umevimba BANDAMA sio kitambi..

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MAMBO KUMI YA KUFURAHISHA NA HUWEZI KUYAFANYA

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1. Huwezi kuosha Macho kwa Sabuni;
2. Huwezi kuhesabu Nywele zako;

3. Huwezi kupumua kwa Pua na huku umetoa Ulimi;
4. Unajaribu kufanya namba 3
6. Umeona inawezekana, sanasana unakuwa Kama Jibwa;
7. Unatabasamu kwa kuwa umejiona Mjinga!
8. Umeruka namba 5;
9. Unahakikisha Kama kweli 5 haipo.
10. Unacheka kwa kuwa nimekubamba!

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Angalia Kiingereza kilivyoniponza

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Shikamoo kingereza..!

Baada ya kufika Kempiski nikaona menu imeandikwa:

Sauteed white corn, rare lucy beans, garnished with rift potatoes & topped with organic unprocessed guacamole!

Price: TSH 44,000/=

Nikaagiza!

Nilipoletewa ndio nagundua kwamba: ni makande na parachichi ..🤔

hapo ndo unagundua mwalimu wa kiingereza alikuwa sio mtu wa mchezo mchezo🤒💨

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Nimeitoa sehemu

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If…
99 is: Ninety nine,
88 is: Eighty eight,
77 is: Seventy seven,
66 is: Sixty six,
55 is: Fifty five,
44 is: Forty four,
33 is: Thirty three,
22 is: Twenty two,
Why 11 not Onety one?

Wazungu msitufanye Vilaza….!! 😂 😂 😂 😂
😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
Mungu anawaona

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Huyu jamaa ni shida, Chezea wimbo wa Taifa!

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Mke mmoja alimpa mme wake redio aende nayo chooni ili asiboreke kwa vile huwa anakaa muda mrefu.

Basi alvyotoka akamuuliza,”ehe mme wangu ulienjoy?” Mme,”ah wajinga hawa!

Wameniwekea wimbo wa taifa,nimejisaidia huku nimesimama

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Kilichotokea baada ya kumdanganya mchungaji wangu

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Jumapili baada ya kutoka KANISANI, Pastor akaona simu yangu niliyonunua LAKI 5,akaniuliza hiyo simu umenunua Bei gani?

Kwakuwa natoaga sadaka kidogo,na ZAKA ndo sijawahi kutoa,Nikamjibu nimenunua JANA,ELFU 50, akanipa LAKI MOJA,nikanunue mbili,yake na ya mke wake. Sa najaribu kumuuliza Mungu,kwanini kaamua kuniadhibu mbele ya mchungaji bila hata kunionya!

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Empathy in Action: Sharing Life's Joys and Sorrows

The simple biblical verse, "Rejoice with those who rejoice; mourn with those who mourn" (Romans 12:15), speaks volumes about the profound importance of empathy in human relationships. It's a call to action, urging us to actively participate in the emotional lives of others, to be present not just in body, but also in spirit, offering genuine connection during both celebratory and difficult times.

Sharing in joy involves more than simply offering a polite congratulations. It means truly celebrating another's success, feeling their happiness alongside them. It might involve attending a joyous occasion, offering heartfelt congratulations, actively listening to their excitement, or simply being a supportive presence that amplifies their positive emotions. This active participation strengthens bonds and creates a sense of shared experience that enriches lives.

Similarly, sharing in mourning is far more than a perfunctory expression of sympathy. It requires genuine compassion, a willingness to acknowledge and validate the pain of others. This might manifest as attending a funeral, offering a listening ear during a time of grief, providing practical support during a difficult period, or simply offering a comforting presence without judgment. Active mourning acknowledges the depth of sorrow, offering solace and a sense that the grieving person isn't alone in their experience.

The practice of both rejoicing and mourning with others isn't merely a social nicety; it's a fundamental aspect of building strong and meaningful relationships. It demonstrates a deep understanding of human connection, a recognition that our emotional experiences are intertwined. By actively participating in the emotional lives of others, we deepen our bonds and create a supportive network that allows us to navigate life's ups and downs with greater resilience and understanding.

In our increasingly fast-paced and often isolating world, the act of sharing in both joy and mourning becomes even more crucial. It reminds us of the inherent interconnectedness of human experience and underscores the profound impact of genuine empathy. Taking the time to celebrate with others and to comfort those in need not only enriches their lives but also deepens our own understanding of compassion and strengthens the fabric of our communities.

Therefore, let us strive to be more than passive observers of life's events. Let us actively engage with the emotional landscape of those around us, offering our support and presence in times of both jubilation and heartache. By embodying the spirit of Romans 12:15, we cultivate stronger relationships, enrich our own lives, and build a more compassionate and connected world. The rewards of this empathetic engagement far outweigh the effort, fostering a deeper sense of belonging and mutual support.

This active participation in the emotional lives of others is not merely a suggestion; it's a path towards fostering deeper, more meaningful connections and building a more compassionate world. It's a commitment to shared humanity and a powerful demonstration of the strength found in empathy and connection.

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Vituko Vya Kisasa

Alaf wale Madem wanaowavua maboy wao KOFIA alaf wanakimbia nayo thinking its FUNNY and ROMANTIC.. Hiv nyie mkivuliwa MAWIGI wakakimbia nayo mtajiskiaje?🐸🐸

Chizi kaanguka toka kwenye gorofa fasta watu wakamfuata kumsaidia wakamuulza VP IMEKUAJE?

Chz akajbu: ”HATA CJUI NA MIE NDO NAFIKA SASA HIVI

Jamaa alionekana Mnyooooonge sana ikabidi mpita njia amuulize…

Kaka, mbona u mnyonge hivyo?”

Jamaa : ‘aaaaah we niache tu, kuna rafiki yangu nimemkopesha laki tano akafanye PLASTIC SURGERY ya uso, Mwanaharamu sasa nashindwa kumtambua!!!

😂😂😂😂😂😂

Dem anatoka kuoga akiwa na kanga moja tu anaskia hodi,kufungua mlango akakuta ni jirani yake frank ambaye ni kipofu, akamkaribisha ndani akakaa, dem kavua ile kanga akabaki uchi akainama akaanza kujipaka mafuta akijua frank hamuoni na mazungumzo yakawa ni Haya..

DEM: VIPI FRANK MBONA UMEPOTEA YAANI HUONEKANI SIKU HIZI..?

FRANK: AH NILIENDA INDIA KUFANYIWA OPERESHENI YA MACHO SASA HIVI NAONA VIZURI KABISA!…

😂😂😂

🏃🏻🏃🏻🏃🏻🏃🏻🏃🏻

JE, una KITAMBI na unataka kukiondoa?

FANYA HAYA;

1. Kopa mkopo mkubwa benki

2. Nunua gari bovu la biashara

3.Oana na mke mwenye kelele.

Ukiona miezi mitatu hakijaisha basi ujue umevimba BANDAMA sio kitambi..

Jumapili baada ya kutoka KANISANI, Pastor akaona simu yangu niliyonunua LAKI 5,akaniuliza hiyo simu umenunua Bei gani?

Kwakuwa natoaga sadaka kidogo,na ZAKA ndo sijawahi kutoa,Nikamjibu nimenunua JANA,ELFU 50, akanipa LAKI MOJA,nikanunue mbili,yake na ya mke wake. Sa najaribu kumuuliza Mungu,kwanini kaamua kuniadhibu mbele ya mchungaji bila hata kunionya!

Empathy in Action: Sharing Life's Joys and Sorrows