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Kauli 10 mbaya za walimu darasani, unakumbuka ipi hapa?

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1:Mkimaliza kuongea niambieni niendelee kufundisha

2:Baba yako kauza ng’ombe ili alete ng’ombe mwingine shule

3:Kama unajua kuliko mimi njoo ufundishe wewe

4:Ulikuja peke yako na utaondoka peke yako

5:Hata msiponisikiliza mshahara wangu uko pale pale

6:Baba yako anahangaika kulipa ada wewe unafanya utumbo tu

7:Hata nikeshe nafundisha wengine ni mizigo hawatoki na lolote

8:Tunavisaidia tu kwan vikifanikiwa mbelen hata salam vinatoa?

9:Bichwa kubwa ubongo nukta

10:Wengine hapa wamekuja kukua tu

SHARE NA MARAFIKI ZAKO WAKUMBUKE ENZI ZA SHULE KIDOGO

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Angalia mtoto alivyowaumbua Baba na mama yake

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DOGO: Mama Jana Baba Alikuja Na Mwanamke Na
Akaanza Kumtoa Nguo Huku Akimuita Beib…
BABA: Kwa Hasira Ebu Wacha Kuongea Na Chakula Mdomoni Wewe Mpumbavu Sana Khaa!!!
MAMA: Eti Nini Hebu Endelea Mwanangu Alafu
Wakafanya Nini Hawa Nguruwe… DOGO: Wakanza Kufanya Kama Vile Mlifanya Na Anko nassoro Wakati Baba Alikua Safari Za
kikazi…
MAMA: Kwa Hasira Babako Amesema Uwache
Kuongea Na Chakula Mdomoni We Kweli
Mpumbavu sana…

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Kilichotokea baada ya kichaa kumfumania mke wake na mwanamme mwingine

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Jay akaruhusiwa kwenda nyumbani kutoka hospital ya Vichaa, akapakiwa ktk ambulance hadi karibu na nyumbani kwake, akaulizwa unapakumbuka? akajibu ndio nyumba yangu ileee, mara wakatoka watoto wawili wamevaa uniform akasema watoto wangu walee wanakwenda shule.. akatoka mwanamke akasema na mke wangu yulee, ghafla akatoka mwanaume Jay akasema na mimi yule naenda kazini. hivi Jay kweli kapona?

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Angalia ndoto nyingine zilivyo na Majanga

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Ndoto zingine bwana usiombe zikupate

Mimi usiku wa kuamkia Leo nikiwa nimelala nimeota naendesha gari Yangu aina ya BMW mpya Mara gafla ikakwama kwenye tope .hivyo ikabidi nishuke ili kuisukuma loh! Yani kudadeki ile kuamka nikakuta nimesukuma kitanda hadi sebleni Daaa ilinisikitisha sana jiangalie sana sese hivi ndio narudisha kitanda chumbani .angalizo angalia ndoto unazo ota unaweza kuota upo baharini ukaamka unajikukuta unaogelea kwenye Jaba la Maji shauri yako.

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Cheki kilichonipata sasa, ungekua wewe ungefanyaje?

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Siku moja katika pitapita zangu nikakutana na mtoto mmoja mkali balaa yaani ni mzuri sanaaaa, moyo ukanituma nimuimbishe mtoto akakubali kwamba nitafute siku tukae tuongee vizuri akasema nimpe namba yangu ya simu.

 

Ebwana si akatoa simu hiyo inauzwa laki sita mimi hapa nina kisimu cha tochi tena nimefunga na rababendi
Je, wewe ungeendelea kumtajia namba zako!!!

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Jamaa alikuwa na tabia ya kutembea na binamu yake cheki kilichomkuta

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Jamaa alikuwa na tabia ya kutembea na binamu yake….

Alikuwa anasubiri mjomba na mkewe walale tu halafu ananyata mdogo mdogo mpaka chumbani kwa binamu yake.

Siku moja umeme ulikuwa umekatika ikabidi aamue kuvua nguo kabisachumbani kwake….

Akanyata taratibua akafungua mlango akazama chumbani kwa mjomba ake bila kujua, ghafla umeme ukarudi…

MJOMBA; we mshenzi umefata nini chumbani kwangu tena uko uchi

JAMAA; nimekuja kukuaga kesho naondoka

MJOMBA; ndo uje uchi?

JAMAA; ndio kwasababu nimeshapaki kila kitu kwenye begi

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


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Madhara ya kubeba nauli kamili tuu. Cheki kilichonipata

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Kubeba nauli kamili nayo ni shida
Yani nimepanda daladala
Kondakta mmoja akaingia kwenye Gari amevaa suti za blue za daladala na miwani Kisha akakusanya pesa Gari Zima alafu akakaa siti ya nyuma baade Kondakta mwingine akaanza kukusanya pesa watu wakalalamika na kusema tayari tumelipa na kumuonyesha tuliemlipa Kondakta akacheka na kusema huyo tuliemlipa ni kipofu na alikuwa anaomba msaada..!!


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Kilichompata huyu jamaa mroho wa nyama, Hata kaa arudie tena

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Jamaa kaenda kumtembelea rafiki yake Levi, kule sehemu za kwetu, akakaribishwa bonge ya ugali na nyama nyingi tu, wakati anakula akagundua kuwa shemeji yake, mke wa rafiki yake hali nyama;

JAMAA: Aise hili ni bonge ya lanchi hii, lakini Levi mbona sisi tu tunakula nyama shemeji Gulo hagusi kabisa anaishia mchicha tu? Tabia gani hii?
LEVI: Hapana sijamkataza, ila shemeji yako Mngoni halagi nyama ya FISI kama sisi


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Kingereza sio mchezo, angalia huyu anavyojichanganya

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Jamaa fulani alikuwa ame2lia beach mzungu akapita akamuliza “Are u relax ? Jamaa akawa hamuelewi akamjibu No! Mzungu mwengine akapita akamuliza vilevile akajibu No!

Akaona hapa anasumbuliwa akasogea mbele kidogo ya maji akamuona mzungu mmoja alikuwa ame2lia. Akamuliza “are u relax? Mzungu akajibu yes jamaa akamkata makofi mawili na kumwambia kumbe we ndo relax inuka unatafutwa na wenzako…..Shenz mkubwa mie nasumbuliwa na wenzako kule we umejikausha!!


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Angalia sababu ya mke Mtarajiwa kuzimia kabla ya harusi

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*Jihadharini* na wachapaji wa kadi za harusi. Hakikisha unasoma maandishi yaliyochapwa kabla ya kadi kuchapwa na kusambazwa!

Mchapaji aliombwa aweke 1 Yohana 4:18 katika kadi ya harusi lakini mchapaji kwa makosa aliweka Yohana 4:18.

1 Yohana 4:18 panasema, “Katika pendo hakuna hofu, lakini pendo lililo kamili huitupa nje hofu…”

Lakini Yohana 4:18 tunasoma, “Kwa maana umekuwa na waume watano, naye uliye naye sasa siye mume wako.”

🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃😂😂😂😂_MKE MTARAJIWA AKAZIMIA HAPA, TUNAMPEPEA_


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Tofauti ya ukopaji wa mzungu na mswahili

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MZUNGU: Hi, I need $100, will pay back on Monday

MSWAHILI: Kaka vipi, shwari? Dah.. hatuonani mzee, mishe vipi, mnatunyima nini? Juzi nimekuona kwa mbaaali… mzee shavu dodo, full kipupwe! Sie tupo bwana, shida tu, afu misiba mingi tu, wife nae kajifungua ghafla. Sasa, kuna cheque naisubiri haijatoka hadi leo, wanasema itatoka next week, hapa nimekwama kweli. Naweza pata ‘Laki Moja’ ya karibu hapo nitarudisha mwisho wa mwezi…?😂😂😂😂😂


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