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Angalia mchezo wa kutuma message mara zikubali mara zikatae.. Lilishakukuta hili???

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GARLFREND»»hellow sweetheart

BOYFREND»»hellow darling(SENDING FAILED)

GARLFREND»»kwanin hutaki kujibu sms yangu,au huna mda»??

BOYFREND»>najitahid kukujibu lakin mtandao unasumbua,imefika??(SENDING FAILED)

GARLFREND»»kama hunipend bhas usinijbu,kama unanipenda kwel bhas nijibu

BOYFREND»»i love you (SENDING FAILED)
GALFREND»»do you lov me????

BOYFREND»»i lov you baby(SENDING FAILED)

GARLFREND»»usiongee na mimi tenaaaaa

BOYFREND»»i love you sweetieeee(SENDING FAILED)

GARLFREND»»unataka mim na wew tuachaneee????

BOYFREND»»nshachoka mie na huu upUmbavu,shenz (MESSAGE SENT)

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Angalia huyu mwalimu alichokifanya

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Mwalimu aliingia darasani akiwa amechoka kinoma
akawambia wanafunzi.

‘leo tutajifunza kipindi cha
dini ” wanafunzi wakiwa wanajiandaa ili kuendelea
na kipindi mwalimu akajiegesha kwenye kiti klichokua
karibuu yake baada ya dakika kadhaa mwalimu alipitiwa
na usingizi, ghafla alingia mkurugenzi na
kusimama pembeni mwa kile kiti alichokalia mwalimu
ghafla kmya kikatawala darasani kiasi cha kunfanya
mwalimu ashtuke usingizini aliamka huku akipiga
miayo alpotupa jicho pembeni alimuona mkurugenzi
kasimama pemben! akiwa anababaika alifungua
kinywa na kusema ‘ Hivi ndivyo walivyolala wanafunzi
wa YESU walipokua wakimsubli kule mlimani, je
kuna mwenye swal? mkurugeni pale alipokua
akapiga makofi na kumsifia mwalimu kwa kufundisha
kwa vitendo.

Je % Ngapi unampa mwalimu kwa
kusolve kibarua chake.????

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Kali za leo: Misemo ya kuchekesha na kuvunja mbavu

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1. Ati wee ni m-black mpaka ukiingia kwa dinga(gari), dirisha zinakuwa tinted!

2. Kwenu kuchafu mpaka mende zinatema mate.

3. Vile wewe mfupi, ukipiga picha ya passport inatokea full.

4. Ati(house) yenu ina gate lakini hakuna fence.

5. Baba alienda ku buy ngombe akaona ikikojoa akasema sitaki hiyo imetoboka.

6.Wee mblack mpaka ukikutana na mzungu afternoon anakusalimia: Good evening.

7. Mko wengi kwa house mpaka kuna rush hours na kukinyesha kunakuwa na jam.

8. Paka yenu noma mpaka ikishika panya inaomba chumvi, fork na pilipili.

9. We ni mrefu mpaka ukikunywa maziwa inafika kwa tumbo ikiwa mgando.

10.Wewe ni mweusi ukikanyanga makaa unawacha footprint nyeusi.

11. Kwenyu mkikunywa maji mnaitisha toothpick

12. We ni mbishi hadi ulikataa kuzaliwa uchi

13. Kwenu kuna insecurity ikifika usiku hadi geti mnaingiza ndani

14. Kwenu ni wengi sana hadi mmeweka round about ndani.

15. Wewe ni mlafi hadi maji uliyochemshia mayai unayafanya supu.

16. We ni mjinga sana hadi blood test ulifeli.

17. Una chogo refu hadi ukigeuka haraka unaweza kuliona.

18. Una kichwa kikubwa hadi ukiingia kwenye daladala konda anakwambia “abiria usiingie na mizigo, tunaweka juu kwenye carrier

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Angalia huyu Jamaa alivyomuweza huyu mrembo

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Nipo kwenye daladala siti ya nyuma kabisa nimekaa na mrembo mzurii.sasa nikawa namtongoza kwa sauti ya chini sana watu wengine wasiskie,akawa hanijibu kitu,mala gafra akapayuka kwanguvu na kwa sauti ya juu iliyomshtua kila mtu.​
​”Nimesema stakii,stakii tena unikome”​😳😳

​Nami nikamjibu kwa sauti ya juu vile vile​
​”Kama umejamba nisikwambie bhanaa,kwani ww nani?”​☹

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
​​MIMI SIO MTU WA MCHEZO MCHEZO​
Sipendag ujuinga mim

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