Jamaa alikuwa kwenye daladala pembeni kuna
dada mrembo kakaa. Kamlia timing kwa muda
kisha halafu akamuuliza “Samahani dada
unaitwa Google?”.
Dada: “hapana, kwanini umedhani naitwa
hivyo?”. Jamaa: “Una kila kitu nnachokitafuta
“😅😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃
Kama ni ubahili hapa umezidi
mdada Bby naomba hela nimpeleke mdogo wangu hospital kang’atwa na nyoka
JAmaa embu mpe huyo nyoka cm niongee nae.. maisha yanakaba..😂😂
SINA MBAVU NA HIKI KISA;
BALAA LA MITOTO ISIYOPENDA SHULE!
Baada ya mwiz kuvamia nyumba moja usiku na kuiba vitu vngi wakati anajiandaa kuondoka ghafla akadakwa mguu na dogo
DOGO: Usipoondoka na begi langu la shule NAPIGA KELELE….😂😂😂
MKE..mume wangu unaweza kuua simba kwasababu yangu???
MME: Hapana mke wangu, sema kingine
MKE:unaweza kunipa nione watsapp yako nione msgs?
MME: Haya sema huyo simba yukwap nikamuue
Zuzu kaniuliza, “Anko, unajua vitu vinavyoanzia na K ni vitamu sana.”
Nikashtuka, “Astaghafilulah we mtoto! Niondolee wehu wako hapa!”
Zuzu akatabasamu. Akaendelea kuongea kabla sijafanikiwa kumzuia. “Kweli kabisa anko. Vitu vinavyoanza na K ni vitamu sana kwa mfano kuku, kalimati, keki, kabab, katleti, kashata, kisheti na karoti.”
Nikashusha pumzi. “Ahaa! Kumbe ndo hivyo, ni kweli!”
Zuzu akanitupia swali. “Kwani we anko ulidhani nini?”
Jamaa kaenda kwa mke wa rafiki yake:
JAMAA: Shem nakupenda!
MKE: Hebu toka hapa! Je rafiki
yako akijua? tena koma!
JAMAA: Ntakupa milioni 1!
MKE: Basi njoo kesho mchana
mume wangu akiwa kazini!
Kesho yake Jamaa kaja
na milioni 1 wakamalizana na mke wa rafki yake,
jioni ilipofika
Mume akarudi home na
kumuuliza Mkewe, “Rafki yangu SAM kaleta hela yangu milioni 1?”
MKE akajibu kwa unyonge, “Ndio!”
MUME: Yes! Ndio maana nampenda SAM kanikopa asubuhi jioni karejesha!!!!
Mke hoi……
Mzungu akamdharau sana Mbongo nakujiona anajua kila kitu duniani!,
Akamwambia Mbongo waulizane maswali na Mbongo akishindwa anatoa sh.500 na endapo yeye atashindwa atatoa 100,000/=.
Mzungu akauliza ni nchi ipi ilishindwa kwenye vita kuu ya kwanza ya Dunia?
Mbongo akatoa 500 kuashiria hajui.
Na yeye akamuuliza Mzungu ni kitu gani kikienda juu kina miguu minne na kikirudi chini kina miguu mitatu?
Mzungu akafikiria akakosa jibu akatoa 100,000/= kuashiria hajui ila akataka kujua, akauliza ni nini hicho?
Mbongo akatoa 500 kuashiria hata yeye hajui!.
SHARE na marafiki kama umemkubali Mbongo kwa ujanja. Lakini unafikiri Mbongo huyu kwa akili hizi atakuwa ametokea mkoa gani!?.
*Boss*:-kijana unataka nini ndani ya ofisi zangu?
*Jamaa*:-Samahani naomba kazi ya ulinzi ndugu.
*Boss*:-umesoma mpaka wapi?
*Jamaa*:-mpaka form four.
*Boss*:-unajua kingereza?
*Jamaa*:-kwani hao wezi wanakuja na wazungu???.
😅😅😅😅😅😅
Mfalme Sulemani alikuwa na wake 700 na alichepuka(cheated)na vimada 300 . Mpenzi wako/Mume wako unamfumania na kimada mmoja tu ugomvi na amani imapotea ndani ya nyumba,unasimulia kuanzia padri,mchungaji,ukoo wako mzima,mashoga, stress,vidonda vya tumbo,inapelekea mpaka unaokoka,eti kisa kamuonjesha mmoja☝ sasa akionjesha 700 si utakutwa Mirembe�
Wadada acheni HIZO
😂😂😂😂😂😂.
1. wewe Dada unaturingia nini na matiti yako mawili , mbwa pia ana matiti nane na haturingii eboo !!!!
2. Ka wafikiri Una haraka sana Shuka ukimbie.
3. Nauli kulipa lazima ,Chenji ukikumbuka.
4. Kutapika ndani ndani ya Daladala fain 250/= ,ukijamba pia 250/= ,Sasa jamba tukujue viti vina alarm!…
5.Hatujasema wewe ni Mnene ila Ukikalia SITI mbili Lipia….
6. Hio Elfu kumi yako nenda nunua avocado upake alafu uteleze hadi posta ,nauli ya daladala ni 350/=.
7. usifungue dirisha ungetaka upepo ungepanda pikipiki..
8. wewe Dada hebu sogea hukoo, Unaringa nini wakati asubuhi hii umeoga na sabuni ya kuoshea vyombo…
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