Wale wa kupenda kupewa pewa namba za simu soma hii

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Unaomba namba ya simu ya mdada af anakunyima ila unalazimisha akupe anaona kuliko muendelee kuongea bora tu akupe anakutajia 071112016 unafuraahi unaondoka unafika nyumbani unajaribu kuipiga but kabla hujapiga unagundua alikutajia tarehe ya leo Wadada acheni hizo 😝😝😝😝🏃�🏃�🏃�🏃

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Ni wazo tuu!

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Siyo watu wote wanaokuuliza kwamba watoto hawajambo,wanakuuliza kwa nia nzuri,wengine wanaulizia watoto wao waliozaa na mkeo.duh!! tutafika kwel

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Tofauti ya mchaga na mhaya wakipata kazi

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Mchaga hata apate kazi bank bado atasema yupo kibaruani.

Acha sasa mhaya apate kazi katka mashine ya kusaga na kukoboa; utaskia i work as a crucial engineer in a monocotyledon finalizing company

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SOMA HII! Baba kampaka Sumu mkewe kafa Houseboy

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Baba mmoja Juzi alimpaka Sumu Mke wake kwenye Matiti akiwa amelala ili Mtoto akinyonya afe kwani alihisi sio wa kwake, akaondoka kwenda kazini aliporudi akakuta house boy amekufa, usiniulize alikufaje. Mie mambo ya umbea sipendi niliondoka zangu mapemaaa!!😅😅😅😅

😝😝😝😝😝😝

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Cheki tulichokifanya jana

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JANA APA HOME

JENERETA LILIWASHWA

ACHA TUHANGAIKE KULIKUNA

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Hawa Machizi wamezidi sasa

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Chizi kakaa ukingoni mwa bahari analia kwa masikitiko na huku kakamata kijiko cha chai. Mwezake akamuuliza mbona unalia mwenzangu. Chizi akajibu nimetia vijiko vitatu vya sukari baharini, kila nikionja bado ina chumvi. Mwenzake akacheka sanaaaaaa akamwambia. Hujakoroga!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Kuwa na Binti aliyeacha shule

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Kuwa na binti aliyeacha shule ni BALAA.

Anaweza kukuacha kwa staili ileile alotumia kuacha SHULE

😅😅😅😅😅

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Usichokijua kuhusu sungura, panya na jamii yao

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JE WAJUA?

Sungura, panya na Jamii zao huwa na mwendo wa kukimbia na kuruka muda wote na umri wao wa kuishi ni miaka 15. Kobe ni mnyama mwenda pole, asiye na papara wala pilika, muda mwingi hujificha na kupumzika ndani ya jumba lake akikwepa maadui. Umri wa kuishi kobe hufikia hadi miaka 300.
FUNZO: Mazoezi ni kiinimacho na uongo mtupu. Jipumzikie mwaya!!!
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Duh, huyu mama alichokifanya

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Mke: Naelekea london, nikuletee zawadi gani?

Mume: kitu gani unaweza niletea wewe?

Mke: we omba Alafu utaona.

Mume: Niletee msichana wa kizungu.

Mke: (mke akaendaLondon na kurudi)

Mume: zawadi yangu iko wapi?

Mke: Subiri ndani ya miezi 9!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😜🙈
Pia Wamama hawapendi ujinga

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Angalia wanachokifanya Zuzu na msichana chumbani kwenye giza

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Zuzu: Mambo Anna!
Anna: Poa!
Zuzu: Kuna kitu nataka nikuonyeshe…
Anna: Kitu gan?
Zuzu: Twende chumbani kwako (wakaenda)
Anna: Haya nionyeshe…

Zuzu: Funga mlango na madirisha kwanza (akafunga)
Anna: Haya nionyeshe sasa!..
Zuzu: Zima taa kwanza (akazima)
Anna: Mhm…nionyeshe sasa!
Zuzu: Haya njoo hapa kitandani…
Anna: Ok, nionyeshe!
Zuzu: Ona nimenunua saa ambayo inawaka yenyewe gizani… Acha mawazo mabaya ww???

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Cheki hawa wachungaji

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CHEKA KIDOGO

Wachungaji watatu walikutana kwa siri na kuelezana matatizo yao ili waweze kuombeana.

MCHUNGAJI WA KWANZA: mimi tatizo langu ni wizi, kila nikimaliza ibada lazima niibe pesa za sadaka.

WA PILI: Mimi tatizo langu ni wanawake yani nimeshalala na wana kwaya wote pamoja na mke wa ASKOF.

WA TATU akaanza kulia badala ya kuongea.WENZAKE:

We vp unatatizo gani mbona unalia???

AKAJIBU: jamani mimi tatizo langu ni “umbea” haya yote tuliyoongea lazima nikaseme!

😂😂😂😂😂👆🏻😂😂

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Huyu mgeni wa huyu jamaa ni shida

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Pale unapokuwa umefulia sana…

Mgeni anakutembelea Maskani kwako….Unaamua Kuchukua Ile Sh 600 iliyobaki na kwenda Dukani Kumnunulia Soda Unaondoka na Chupa Mbili Unanunua Fanta Moja kwaajil ya Mgeni na Ile Chupa ya Sprite Unaijaza Maji ili Ukirudi Uweze kumpa Kampani Mgeni……Unafika Seblen Unampa Ile soda ya Fanta Mgeni anakuambia Fanta huwa situmii Nipe hiyo sprite …..Bwana….Bwana. …Bwana….Weee 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Alichokisema mtoto baada ya kusikia baba na mama wakiongea mambo yao usiku

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MUME: Mke wangu naomba nikubusu
MKE: Sitaki
MUME: Ntakununulia pete ya gold
MKE: Staki

MUME: Ntakununulia gari
MKE: Sitaki….mtoto wao aliyekuwa kalala alisikia haya maneno ya mwisho
MTOTO: Baba basi nibusu mimi uninunulie baiskeli
BABA: Pumbafu lala huko mjinga mkubwa

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Huu ndio mlolongo wa michepuko kuwahi kutokea kati ya mke, mume mwanafunzi na boss

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BOSS anamwambia sekretari wake: Wiki hii tutaenda wote Serena Hotel kwenye mkutano fanya mipango yote.
SEKRETARI (anamuaga mumewe): Tunaenda na bosi Serena hotel kwenye mkutano for 1 week.
MUME (anampigia mpango wa kando): Mambo safi, wife anaenda kikazi Serena, jitayarishe tujipe raha for 1 week
(Mpango wa kando) anamwambia mwanafunzi wake wa tution: wiki hii nina kazi fulani hakuna tution mpaka week ijayo.
MWANAFUNZI anampigia simu sugar daddy wake ambaye ndo (BOSS): Dear hakuna tution wiki hii nakuja kwako…..

BOSS anamwambia sekretari wake: Siendi Serena tena coz mjukuu wangu atanitembelea.
SEKRETARI: Mume wangu hatuendi Serena
MUME (anampigia Mpango): dah! mpenzi, huyu mke wangu haendi tena. Shit! So hadi next time plz
Mpango wa kando a.k.a teacher (anampigia mwanafunzi): Darasa kama kawaida sorry for the earlier message.
MWANAFUNZI: darling tution inaendelea kumbe, so nakuja wiki ijayo!!
BOSS: Sekretari sorry jitayarishe ile safari ya Serena iko palepale……

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Kilichotokea Baada ya mlevi na mchungaji kukutana

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MCHUNGAJI; “Unakunywa bia!?
MLEVI; “Ndio.
MCHUNGAJI; “Kwa siku unakunywa bia ngapi!?

MLEVI; “Nakunywa bia tano!
MCHUNGAJI; “Bia moja bei gani!?
MLEVU; “2500/
MCHUNGAJI; “Ulianza lini kunywa bia!?
MLEVI; “Miaka 18 iliyopita!

MCHUNGAJI; “Kwa hiyo kwa siku unatumia zaidi ya 10,000??
MLEVI; “Ndio!
MCHUNGAJI; “Kama u gekuwa unatunza hiyo pesa 10,000 kwa siku leo hii si ungekuwa na Range Rover!?
MLEVI; “Samahani, naweza kukuuliza swali!?
MCHUNGAJI; “Uliza!
MLEVI; “Unakunywa bia!?
MCHUNGAJI; “Hapana!
MLEVI; “Nionyeshe Range Rover yako!
MCHUNGAJI; “akasepa”

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Mme amemfuma fundi wa kitanda na mke wake, cheki walichokua wanafanya

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Kuna mama mmoja ameolewa na wanapendana sana na mmeo. siku moja mme wake alisafiri kikazi (safari ya zaidi ya mwezi) nje ya mkoa. Siku mmeo anarudi, yule mama alimtafuta fundi seremala amrekebishie chaga za kitanda zilikuwa zimeharibika, kwa ajili ya maandalizi ya mechi ya above +18.

Wakati fundi anaendelea na kazi kumbe mmeo huyu dada alishafika. hakutaka kumjulisha mkeo, kwa nia nzuri tu ya kumfanyia suprise, kwani alikuja na mazaga zaga kibao. Hiyo aliingia kwa kunyatia hadi kwenye mlango wa chumbani kwao. Ghafla akasikia mazungumzo ya mkeo na fundi ndani. Mazungumzo yalikuwaje? fuatilia hapa chini

Mama X: Fanya haraka mme wangu amekaribia
Fundi: Nakaribia kumaliza, nisaidie kuchomeka vizuri upande wako (akikusudia chaga)
Mama X: Mbona haiingii
Fundi: Ingiza kwa upande upande
Mama X: Sukuma kwa nguvu
Fundi: Angalia usiumie
Mama X: Hamna shida imeingia

Wakati jamaa akiendelea kusikiliza mlangoni, fundi akaweza godoro juu ya kitanda na mama x akajitupa kitandani kujaribu kama kimetengamaa. mara chaga akachomoka na kuanguaka chini. Nini kilifuata

Mama x: Uwiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiii(miguno) “my God, mbona hivi”
Fundi : Pole sana
Mama X: sasa?
Fundi: Ngoja nichomeke tena
Mama X: Yaan wewe, utaacha mme wangu afike hatujamaliza
Fundi: Usijali namaliza sasa hivi

Baada ya dakika chache, fundi akamuaga mama na kumwambia tayari, sasa naona umefurahi. Kutoka tu mlangoni akakutana uso kwa uso na jamaa amekunja ndita kama matuta ya viatu. Gues what happened?

Kitu gani kitatokea kisia toa maoni yako kama ni ww ungefanyaje?

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Huyu Jamaa kaona bora afe kuliko mke wake ajue Siri zake

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Jamaa Mmoja Alimwambia Mke Wake Wasiliana Na Kitengo Cha Dharura Hospitali, Niko Taabani Nahisi Kama Ninakufa.

Mke Akamwambia Nipe Namba Yako Ya Siri Nifungue Simu Yako.

Mume Akasema👉👉 Basi Acha Tu; Kila Nafsi Itaonja Mauti

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Punguzeni pombe. Cheki kilichompata huyu

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Jamani punguzeni pombe,kuna jirani yangu amerudi amelewa sasa nachungulia dirishani naona anagonga mlango wake takribani masaa mawili,wakati hapa anaishi peke yake, kwakuwa sipendagi ujinga nimetoka nikamwambia mwenyewe kasafiri.Nae kaondoka.

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Jambo la kufanya kama binti alikuachaga zamani na sahizi anakutaka

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Kuishi kijijini kunahitaji moyo sana

..unaenda kuoga, unakumbuka kuwa umesahau sabuni…unaenda kuchukua sabuni kurudi bafuni, unakuta ng’ombe amekunywa maji yote..unaamua kufuata mengne,unarudi unakuta mbuzi kala sabuni…😂😂😂😂

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Angalia huyu mwanamke mwenye wivu kwa mumewe alivyoumbuka, Mme wake kamuweza kweli

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WIVU HUU NI NOMA

Mke: Hivi mume wangu una wanawake wangapi huko nje?

Mume: Kama nywele za kichwa changu.

Mke akachukua nguo zake akaondoka, Kufika njiani akakumbuka mumewe alikuwa na kipara Akaanza kurudi kwa mumewe.

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Empathy in Action: Sharing Life's Joys and Sorrows

The simple biblical verse, "Rejoice with those who rejoice; mourn with those who mourn" (Romans 12:15), speaks volumes about the profound importance of empathy in human relationships. It's a call to action, urging us to actively participate in the emotional lives of others, to be present not just in body, but also in spirit, offering genuine connection during both celebratory and difficult times.

Sharing in joy involves more than simply offering a polite congratulations. It means truly celebrating another's success, feeling their happiness alongside them. It might involve attending a joyous occasion, offering heartfelt congratulations, actively listening to their excitement, or simply being a supportive presence that amplifies their positive emotions. This active participation strengthens bonds and creates a sense of shared experience that enriches lives.

Similarly, sharing in mourning is far more than a perfunctory expression of sympathy. It requires genuine compassion, a willingness to acknowledge and validate the pain of others. This might manifest as attending a funeral, offering a listening ear during a time of grief, providing practical support during a difficult period, or simply offering a comforting presence without judgment. Active mourning acknowledges the depth of sorrow, offering solace and a sense that the grieving person isn't alone in their experience.

The practice of both rejoicing and mourning with others isn't merely a social nicety; it's a fundamental aspect of building strong and meaningful relationships. It demonstrates a deep understanding of human connection, a recognition that our emotional experiences are intertwined. By actively participating in the emotional lives of others, we deepen our bonds and create a supportive network that allows us to navigate life's ups and downs with greater resilience and understanding.

In our increasingly fast-paced and often isolating world, the act of sharing in both joy and mourning becomes even more crucial. It reminds us of the inherent interconnectedness of human experience and underscores the profound impact of genuine empathy. Taking the time to celebrate with others and to comfort those in need not only enriches their lives but also deepens our own understanding of compassion and strengthens the fabric of our communities.

Therefore, let us strive to be more than passive observers of life's events. Let us actively engage with the emotional landscape of those around us, offering our support and presence in times of both jubilation and heartache. By embodying the spirit of Romans 12:15, we cultivate stronger relationships, enrich our own lives, and build a more compassionate and connected world. The rewards of this empathetic engagement far outweigh the effort, fostering a deeper sense of belonging and mutual support.

This active participation in the emotional lives of others is not merely a suggestion; it's a path towards fostering deeper, more meaningful connections and building a more compassionate world. It's a commitment to shared humanity and a powerful demonstration of the strength found in empathy and connection.

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Research Consultancy	Completed	June 2018	August 2018	Consultation services
Monitoring and evaluation	Completed	June 2018	August 2018	Consultation services
Training and facilitation	Completed	June 2018	August 2018	Consultation services
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English to Swahili Translation services	Completed	August 2017	September 2017	All translation services
Web designing and development	Completed	January 2017	March 2017	Multiple platform
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AckySHINE Kutafutana	Closed	April 2016	June 2020	Closed permanent
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Designing AckySHINE Shop	Completed	February 2017	February 2017	AckySHINE Shop is a collection of digital products
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Training and facilitation	Offline	Training and Facilitation Consultation services
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Web designing and development	Offline	Multiple platforms
AckySHINE Market	Closed	Closed Permanent
AckySHINE Kutafutana	Closed	Closed permanent
AckySHINE Dedication	Pending	Coming soon
Designing AckySHINE Shop	Pending	AckySHINE Shop is a collection of digital products
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Visa Vya Kujienjoy Leo

Mchaga hata apate kazi bank bado atasema yupo kibaruani.

Acha sasa mhaya apate kazi katka mashine ya kusaga na kukoboa; utaskia i work as a crucial engineer in a monocotyledon finalizing company

😂😂😂

Baba mmoja Juzi alimpaka Sumu Mke wake kwenye Matiti akiwa amelala ili Mtoto akinyonya afe kwani alihisi sio wa kwake, akaondoka kwenda kazini aliporudi akakuta house boy amekufa, usiniulize alikufaje. Mie mambo ya umbea sipendi niliondoka zangu mapemaaa!!😅😅😅😅

😝😝😝😝😝😝

Kuwa na binti aliyeacha shule ni BALAA.

Anaweza kukuacha kwa staili ileile alotumia kuacha SHULE

Jamaa Mmoja Alimwambia Mke Wake Wasiliana Na Kitengo Cha Dharura Hospitali, Niko Taabani Nahisi Kama Ninakufa.

Mke Akamwambia Nipe Namba Yako Ya Siri Nifungue Simu Yako.

Mume Akasema👉👉 Basi Acha Tu; Kila Nafsi Itaonja Mauti

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Empathy in Action: Sharing Life's Joys and Sorrows