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Angalia huyu dada alivyoumbuka, Duh! Alijua haoni!!!

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Dem anatoka kuoga akiwa na kanga moja tu anaskia hodi,kufungua mlango akakuta ni jirani yake frank ambaye ni kipofu, akamkaribisha ndani akakaa, dem kavua ile kanga akabaki uchi akainama akaanza kujipaka mafuta akijua frank hamuoni na mazungumzo yakawa ni Haya..

DEM: VIPI FRANK MBONA UMEPOTEA YAANI HUONEKANI SIKU HIZI..?

FRANK: AH NILIENDA INDIA KUFANYIWA OPERESHENI YA MACHO SASA HIVI NAONA VIZURI KABISA!…

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Haya ndiyo madhara ya kulala kanisani

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Tukiwa kanisani mdada alikuwa amelala , akaamka akasikia Pastor anasema
” SIMAMA”
Yule dada akasimama akashangaaa kanisa zima linamtizima kwa mshangao akiwemo mumewe, akaangalia kanisa zima akashtuka kujiona yeye peke yake ndiye aliesimama
Pastor akaendelea vizur endelea kusimama, tumepata mmoja hadi sasa aliyesimama narudia kwa mara ya mwisho kama hujasikia vizuri
” kama wew umewahi kumsaliti au bado unasaliti ndoa yako SIMAMA”
Binti akazimia

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Angalia uhuni wa huyu dereva

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Dereva alikamatwa kwa kosa la kusababisha ajari ya watu wa5 aliowagonga. Trafik akamuliza kwanin umewagonga awa watu? Jamaa akajibu,”nilikua mwendo wa kasi sana, alafu nimejaza abiria ndani, gari likawa linakuja mbele yangu nilipokanyaga breki zikakatika, sasa ningefanya nin?” Trafki akamwmbia, kwanin ucngeenda upande ambao una watu wachache ili uokoe wengi? Jamaa akajibu, “nilifanya hivo, huku kushoto alikua m1 na kulia walkua wa4, nikamfuata uyu wa kushoto et akakambilia upande wakulia akazani cjamwona, nikamfata huko huko alipoenda, nikampa kitu mbwa yule”

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Angalia wanachokifanya Zuzu na msichana chumbani kwenye giza

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Zuzu: Mambo Anna!
Anna: Poa!
Zuzu: Kuna kitu nataka nikuonyeshe…
Anna: Kitu gan?
Zuzu: Twende chumbani kwako (wakaenda)
Anna: Haya nionyeshe…

Zuzu: Funga mlango na madirisha kwanza (akafunga)
Anna: Haya nionyeshe sasa!..
Zuzu: Zima taa kwanza (akazima)
Anna: Mhm…nionyeshe sasa!
Zuzu: Haya njoo hapa kitandani…
Anna: Ok, nionyeshe!
Zuzu: Ona nimenunua saa ambayo inawaka yenyewe gizani… Acha mawazo mabaya ww???

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BREAKING NEWS!!! Nyoka wa ajabu agundulika

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HABARI MPASUKO..

jana katika taasisi ya wanyama pori ya Nat Geo ilitangazwa kuwa ametokea Nyoka hatar san Ambaye hajawah kutokea duniania.. wanadai kwamba nyoka huyo anaongezeka ulrefu wa 0.5sm kila akila chakula na huwa anakula chakula kuanzia sekunde 30 kurudi nyuma.. mpaka sasa hakuna siraha ya kuweza kumuua nyoka huyo isipokuwa akiji uma mwenye ndo anaweza kufa, wanasayansi hao walieleza japo uchunguz zaid bado unaendelea… huyu ni nyoka anayeua kuliko nyoka wote waliowah kutokea katika historia ya maisha ya mwanadam..

nyoka huyu hupatikana katika simu pekee za nokia toch katika sehem ya game inaitwa snake xenzia..

asanteni kwa kufurah na umakin mkubwa katika usomaji wa matini hii…

haya ni mambo ya wikiend jaman na iwe njema kwenu wote

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