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SOMA HII: Kama wewe ndo baba au mama hapa ungefanyaje!???

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Bakari ni house boy mara nyingi huiba wine ya boss wake na kisha kuongeza maji kwenye chupa ili boss asigundue. Mara kadhaa boss alihisi ladha tofauti anapokunywa wine hivyo kuhisi kuna mchezo mchafu alihisi tu Bakari anahusika. Ilikua ni bahati tu alimvizia na kumbamba Bakari akichakachua wine, kwa kuwa mkewe alikua anamtetea Bakari, ili kumthibitishia mkewe kuwa Bakari ndo culprit,
boss alianza kwa kumuuliza Bakari maswali. Siku hiyo Bakari alikua jikoni,boss na mkewe walikua sebuleni.

Boss:- Bakariiii!
Bakari:- Naam baba!
Boss:- Nani anakunywa wine yangu?

Bakari:- Kimyaaaa hajibu kitu! Boss:- Bakariiiii !
Bakari:- naam baba! Boss:- nauliza nani anakunywa wine yangu halafu anajazia majiii!
Bakari:- kimyaaaaa!

Boss akaamua amfuate hukohuko jikoni.
Boss: Kwanini nikikuita unaitikia, nikikuuliza unanyamaza?
Bakari: Baba huku jikoni ndo kulivyo, unasikia jina tu likiitwa lakini maneno menginehusikii, na kama huamini baki jikoni mi niende sebuleni.

Bakari akaenda sebuleni akaanza kuita.
Bakari:Babaa!
Boss: Naam Bakari!
Bakari: Saa sita usiku huwa unaenda kufanya nini chumba cha house girl?
Boss:- kimyaaaa!
Bakari:- Baba babaa!
Boss:- Ndio Bakari!
Bakari:- Nauliza hivii, chumbani kwa house girl saa sita za usiku huwa wafuata nini?
Boss:- kimyaaaaaaa!

Boss akatoka nje: Bakari huku jikoni ni kweli husikii kitu zaidi ya jina!.
Mama akasema msinizingue nyie…Mbona siwaelewi..
Bakar: mama kama uamini na ww nenda uone.

Mama akaenda jikoni..
Bakari: akaita mamaa
Mama : bee bakari
Bakari: eti hiyo mimba niya baba au yangu.?
Mama kimya
Bakari; mama nakauliza tena hiyo mimba niyababa au yangu.

Mama akatoka aisee kweli humu unasikia jina tu…..😄😄😄😄😄

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Angalia huyu ticha wa Hesabu alichofanyiwa

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Looku Looku* 👀👀

*Ama Kweli Mkuki Kwa Nguruwe kwa Binadamu Mchungu Skia Hii….!!*

*Ishawahi kutokea Pale nilipokutana njiani na mwalimu aliyekufundisha MATHS secondary afu akaniambia nimuelekeze njia ya kwenda sehemu fulani.*

*_Nenda mbele kama 2KM hivi kisha kata kushoto,ila hakikisha ANGLE inakuwa ni 30.5 KUSINI MASHARIKI.Kisha tumia PYTHAGORAS na hakikisha una FOUR FIGURE ili kupata thamani ya ANGLE._*

*Mwalimu alisonya na kuondoka.*😏😏😏😒😒

*Stakagi ujinga kabisa mimi, wakati ananichapa alifikiri sifa*😂😂

😅🙌🏽🙌🏽 *Mniache Tuu Mimi Sio Kwa Bifu Ilo Aiseee*🏃🏾

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Alichofanya maasai baada ya kupanda Tax

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Baada ya kupanda daladala aina ya DSM kutoka Mbagala chalambe mpaka Mwenge na kulipa sh 500.Masai akachukua tax wakati wa kurudi.walipofika sasa shughuli ilikuwa hivi.

Masai: we dureva? Naulisa Ng’ombe na mbusi ipi ngali?
Dereva: Ni ng’ombe ghali Masai.
Masai: kwanini Ng’ombe ngali?
Dereva: kwa sababu ni mkubwa zaidi ya mbuzi
Masai: umepata..na mbusi na kuku ipi ngali
Dereva: ni mbuzi kwa sababu nae ni mkubwa kuliko kuku.
Masai: Umepata..
Masai: sasa me nimekwenda kule mwenge kwa ngali kubwa nikalitoa sh. 500 hii yko ndogo unasema nikupe 40,000 wewe acha wizi.. Nitakupa 250 Tu..wee acha lbia morani…!!!

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Jamaa alikuwa na tabia ya kutembea na binamu yake cheki kilichomkuta

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Jamaa alikuwa na tabia ya kutembea na binamu yake….

Alikuwa anasubiri mjomba na mkewe walale tu halafu ananyata mdogo mdogo mpaka chumbani kwa binamu yake.

Siku moja umeme ulikuwa umekatika ikabidi aamue kuvua nguo kabisachumbani kwake….

Akanyata taratibua akafungua mlango akazama chumbani kwa mjomba ake bila kujua, ghafla umeme ukarudi…

MJOMBA; we mshenzi umefata nini chumbani kwangu tena uko uchi

JAMAA; nimekuja kukuaga kesho naondoka

MJOMBA; ndo uje uchi?

JAMAA; ndio kwasababu nimeshapaki kila kitu kwenye begi

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Utoto raha..! Angalia hawa watoto wanachokifanya sasa

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Leo nimepulizia Air Fresh yenye Harufu ya Pilau nyumbani kwangu sasa watoto wa Jirani wamehamia Mlangoni kwangu ndio wanacheza hapo. Kila nikitoka wananisalimia. Mama yao ndio kanimaliza kabisa nimetoka akaniambia

“Kumbe wewe ni Mpishi mzuri, Hongera”

Imebidi nisirudi nyumbani maana wale watoto wanaweza kuingia ndani kabisa na pilau hakuna.

#UTOTO RAHA 😂

😂😂😂😂👆🏻👆🏻👆🏻

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Huyu jamaa kawaweza wapenda vya bure

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Jamaa kaingia mgahawani kwa fujo
JAMAA : Nipe soda moja na kila mtu mpe yake maana ninapokunywa soda napenda kila mtu anywe
WATU : Ha! Ha! Ha! Haaaa!
JAMAA : Nipe mchemsho na kila mtu mpe wa kwake maana ninapokula mchemsho napenda kila mtu ale wake
WATU: Watu weweeee! Tena safari hii Na makofi juu..
JAMAA : Mhudumu, nipe bili na kila mtu mpe yake maana ninapolipa bili napenda kuona kila mtu analipa yake
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Staili nyingine za michepuko ni shida

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Mtu na mkewe walikuwa bado wamelala asubuhi, mtu akapiga hodi mke akaenda kufungua mlango, si akakuta mchepuko wake,
MKE: Unataka nini we mpumbavu?

MUME: Nani huyo unamtukana?
MKE: Kuna mtu hapa anakichwa kama nenda urudi badae
MCHEPUKO:Nawewe pua kama poa
MKE:Miguu kama masaa mawili
MCHEPUKO:Masikio kama sichelewi
MKE: Ondoka hapa mjinga we. …… Akafunga mlango
MUME: mwambie ana macho kama sitoki leo ng’oo
SIPENDI UJINGA MM nikiwa na my love pr

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Wachaga kweli kiboko: Mcheki huyu mchaga na mbuzi!!!

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Mchaga alinunua mbuzi akamwambia mpishi Nyama nusu ipike pilau na ingine itie kwenye friza. Kichwa fanya supu, miguu fanya mchuzi chukuchuku. Ngozi usitupe tutafanya mswala, utumbo pikia ndizi na mifupa tutawauzia wenye mbwa. Kinyesi kihifadhi kwa mbolea ya bustani.

Mpishi akamuuliza Hutaki na sauti ya mbuzi tufanye ring tone kwenye simu yako? Mchaga akajibu Yesuu! hivi inawezekana? bac fanya hivyo tuwauzie na wengine hiyo ringtone. 😄😄

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