Dokta: Mama tumemchunguza mumeo kwa makini sana, jopo lote la madaktari tumekubaliana mumeo anahitaji mapumziko japo ya mwezi. Sasa tafadhali chukua hivi vidonge vya usingizi vitasaidia sana.
Mama: Asanteni sana, sasa niwe nampa mara ngapi?
Dokta: Unatakiwa wewe uwe unakunywa vidonge hivi kutwa mara tatu kwa mwezi mzima, mumeo atapona.
Alifanya hivi;
Siku ya kwanza
MUME: Halooo vipi mke wangu salama weye?.
MKE: Salama tu
MUME: Uko wapi?
MKE: Jamani si niko nyumbani
MUME: Mhh kama kweli uko nyumbani washa blender nisikieโฆ..mkeยญ akawasha blender
MKE: Umesikia?
MUME: Okay haya mi natoka kazini naja
Siku ya pili
MUME: Vipi mko salama huko?
MKE: Tupo kama ulivyotuacha
MUME: kwani uko wapi?
MKE: Niko nyumbani napika
MUME: Washa brender kama kweli uko nyumbani
Mke akawasha blender
MKE: Umesikia?
MUME: Poa ntarudi baada ya masaa mawili
Siku sita baadaeย mume akaamua kurudi bila kumtaarifu mkewe alipofika home kamkuta mdada wa kazi yuko peke yake.
MUME: We mama yako yuko wapi?
MDADA: Sijui ameondoka na blender toka asubuhi
Wewe ni mzazi mwanao anasoma kidato cha tatu mkoani umemsafirisha leo kwenda shule baada ya masaa matano ukasikia gari alilo panda mwanao limepata ajali wamekufa watu wote upo ktk harakati za kuandaa msiba,
mwanao anakupigia simu baba/mama mimi mzima sijafa mpenzi wangu ABDUL aliniambia nishuke Chalinze ili niwe nae kwa siku mbili alafu niende shule je, wewe mzazi unge mfanyaje mwanao?
BABA OYEEEEEE๐ช๐ช
Soma hiiโฆ
Msichana alikuwa amekaa na baba yake kibarazani, mara akamuona MVULANA friend wake akija, yule mvulana alipokaribia tu, yule msichana akamwambia hivi:-
MSICHANA: Umekuja kuchukua kile kitabu chako, kinachoitwa “DADDY IS AT HOME?” by Ngozi Okafor
MVULANA: Hapana!, Nimekuja kuazima kitabu cha maombi kama kinaitwa “WHERE SHOULD I WAIT FOR YOU?” by Ngลฉgฤฉ wa Thiong’o
MSICHANA: Aaah! Hicho sina ila ninacho kimoja kinaitwa “UNDER THE MANGO TREE” by Chimamanda Adichie
MVULANA: Ooh! Vizuri, Basi usisahau kuja nacho kesho kitabu cha Okot p’Bitek kile kinachoitwa “CALL ME IN 5 MINUTES BEFORE” Utakapokuja shule.
MSICHANA: Usijali, tena nina kitabu kipya kinaitwa “I WON’T LET YOU DOWN” by Chinua Achebe
Baba mtu akawatazama kisha akasema
BABA: Vitabu vyote hivyo, mbona vingi sana, atavisoma vyote kweli
MSICHANA: Ndio Daddy, huyu mvulana yupo smart sana na ana akili atavisoma vyote hivyo!
BABA: Sawa! Usisahau kumpatia na kile ambacho nimekiweka pale juu ya meza, kinaitwa “I AM NOT STUPID, I UNDERSTOOD EVERYTHING YOU’VE BEEN SAYING” by Shakespeare!
Na kuna kingine nimekiweka juu ya kabati la vyombo, kinaitwa “IF YOU GET PREGNANT PREPARE TO GET MARRIED” by Wole Soyinka.
Mfugaji mmoja alikwenda kwa mfugaji mwenzake (ambae pia ni bwana mifugo wa eneo lao) asubuhi moja. Alipobisha hodi mtoto wa kiume wa umri upatao miaka 12 akamfungulia mlango. Mazungumzo yafuatayo yakafuatia:
Mkulima: Baba yako yupo?
Mtoto: Hapana Mzee, amekwenda mjini.
Mkulima: Mama yako?
Mtoto: Nae kaenda mjini na baba.
Mkulima: Kaka yako Howard yupo?
Mtoto: Nae hayupo, wote yeye, baba na mama wamekwenda mjini. Kwani una shida gani? Kama kuna kitu unahitaji niambie maana nimeachiwa funguo na najua vifaa vinapowekwa.
Mzee akawaza kidogo halafu akasema: Kwa kweli nilitaka kuongea na baba, mama au kaka yako kwa kuwa kaka yako amempa mimba binti yangu.
Mtoto akafikiria kidogo halafu akasema: Kusema ukweli itabidi umsubirie baba, ila kwa kukusaidia ni kuwa baba hulipisha shilingi laki moja kwa kupandisha dume la ng’ombe na elfu hamsini kwa beberu. Ila sijui baba hutoza shilingi ngapi kwa Howard akifanikiwa kutia mimba.
Jamaa flani alikuwa amelala na mkewe. Mara akamuona mtu amesimama kitandani.
Jamaa akafoka, “Toka hapa, we ni nani mpaka unakuja kitandani mwangu?”
Yule mtu akajibu, “Mi ni malaika na hapa sio kitandani mwako uko mbinguni!”
Jamaa, “Huh! Inamaana nimekufa,mbona mi bado kijanaโฆ naomba nirudishwe!”
Malaika, “Inawezekana lakini siwezi kukurudisha kama mtu labda urudi kama mbwa ama kuku.”
Jamaa akakumbuka mbwa wanavyopata taabu ya kulinda, akaonelea arudi kama kuku.
Malaika akamgeuza kuku, akamwambia ajifunze kutaga kabla hajapelekwa duniani.
Akachuchumaa na kuanza kujikamua; yai la kwanza likatoka. akajikamua tena, yai la pili likatoka. Akajikamua tena mara ya tatu.
Wakati yai la tatu linatokaโฆ akashtukia amepigwa konde ikifuatwa na sauti ya hasira ya mkewe, “Pumbav*! Balaa gani hiiโฆ. unakuny* kitandani!!”
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