Biashara ambayo imefeli
*TEACHER*: _nielezee biashara ambayo imefeli kutokana na uzembe
*STUDENT*: Changudoa akipata mimba…
*TEACHER*: _get Out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!_
😂😂
SMS Nzuri: Meseji za Vichekesho Vya Kuwaadisia
Mbele ya hela binti usharobaro achia mbali
Boy:- hallow
Dem:- hellow
Boy:- ivi jina lako nani vile
Dem:- am miss precious A. K. A dope girl
Boy:-Okay, nmekutumia 50,000 nimeona Jina tofauti ngoja nipige customer care
Dem:-no no baby usipige Ah ah Hapana baby mi naitwa Andongolile Mwakasakafyuka 😂😂😂😂😂
Angalia huyu mwalimu alichomfamya huyu mwanafunzi
*Hadith ya Shemdoe na Mwalimu wa English:*
*Teacher:* `Who is a pharmacist?`
*Shemdoe:* 👆🏿 _(raised up his hand.)_
*Teacher:* `So it’s only Shemdoe that can tell who a pharmacist is in this class? Thus, no body else to answer the question except Shemdoe?`
_(There was no reply from the students)_
*Teacher:* `Ok. now Shemdoe, chukua hii fimbo, charaza vilaza hawa wote kila mmoja viboko 3.`
*Shemdoe* _(akiwa amevimba kichwa, akawatwanga viboko vitatu vitatu vya kushiba darasa nzima)_
*Teacher:* `Now, my dear Shemdoe tell this dumb students, who a pharmacist is…?`
*Shemdoe:* `Yes, sir. a Pharmacist is a farmer who assists people.`
_*Shemdoe sasa hivi amelazwa MOI kwa wataalam wa mifupa*_😀😀😀
Huyu dogo nimsaidieje? Cheki alivyojichanganya
Nimekutana na dogo mmoja hivi hapa analia,namuliza analia nin??ananambia ”ALIPEWA MIA TANO ZIPO MBILI,MIA TANO MOJA YA NYANYA na MIA TANO NYINGINE YA VITUNGUU sasa KAKOSEA KAZICHANGANYA HAJUI TENA IPI NI YA NYANYA na IPI NI YA VITUNGUU!!!
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NA PESA ZOTE ANAZO KAZISHIKA MKONONI,
Nilichokifanya wakati naangalia taarifa ya habari
Jana wakati naangalia taarifa ya habar mtangazaji akasema “mpenz mtazamaji nataka nikupeleke moja kwa moja had marekani” nikazima TV kwa haraka nikaenda kuvaa viatu. Hadi sahv bado nmekaa hapa seblen nahisi bado wanaihangaikia Visa yangu
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ungekua wewe ndio baba wa Huyu mtoto ungemjibu nini?
MTOTO: Hivi Baba wewe umezaliwa wapi?????
BABA: Mbeya
MTOTO: Mama nae kazaliwa wapi????
BABA: Tanga
MTOTO: Mimi jee?????
BABA: Dar
MTOTO: Sasa tulikutanaje????
😂😂 hapo wee kama baba ungemjibuje mwanao😳😳😳
Angalia huyu jamaa alivyomuweza huyu binti wa chuo
😁😁😁😁 .. TABU KUDATE NA MADEMU WA CHUO
Demu ; Baby Safari Hii Nataka Pale Hostel Niwafunike Mashoga Zangu Wote.
Jamaa ; Poa Sweetie Ondoa Shaka Nitakununulia #Turubai Utawafunika Wote…!!!
Demu: Mxiuuuuuuuu Lione Sura Kama Goti La mbuzi Na Namba yangu futa Nakublock Mpaka Sanduku la posta…!!!
😂😂😂😂nmecheka adi nmelazwa
Mapenzi Stress tupu
Stress Tupu
Unapokea Sms kwa mpenzi wako anakuambia
“Kuanzia Leo Mimi Na wewe Basi! ????”
Unashtuka ??…. Una muuliza kulikoni? ????
Anakujibu: “Sorry Sio Sms yako?”
Hapo Ndo utajua Kwanini Hakuna Mmasai Albino??????
Ni wazo tuu!
Siyo watu wote wanaokuuliza kwamba watoto hawajambo,wanakuuliza kwa nia nzuri,wengine wanaulizia watoto wao waliozaa na mkeo.duh!! tutafika kwel
🙆🙆🙆🙆🏃🏃🏃
Cheki kilichonipata sasa, ungekua wewe ungefanyaje?
Siku moja katika pitapita zangu nikakutana na mtoto mmoja mkali balaa yaani ni mzuri sanaaaa, moyo ukanituma nimuimbishe mtoto akakubali kwamba nitafute siku tukae tuongee vizuri akasema nimpe namba yangu ya simu.
Ebwana si akatoa simu hiyo inauzwa laki sita mimi hapa nina kisimu cha tochi tena nimefunga na rababendi
Je, wewe ungeendelea kumtajia namba zako!!!
I’m so happy you’re here! 🥳
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