20 Funny SMS Messages to Spread Laughter
In today’s digital age, SMS messages have become the go-to means of communication. Whether it’s sending a quick update or expressing our emotions, texting has become an integral part of our lives. But why should texting be limited to merely conveying information? Let’s add a sprinkle of laughter to our conversations! Here are 20 funny SMS messages that are guaranteed to spread joy and put a smile on your face! 😄
- "Just saw a squirrel doing yoga in the park. It was a ‘Zen’ master!"
- "I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a big hug."
- "Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!"
- "My diet plan is simple: if no one sees me eating dessert, the calories don’t count."
- "I asked my dog if he had any plans for the weekend. He replied, ‘I’m not sure, I’ll ‘paws’ and think about it.’"
- "Do you ever just look at someone and wonder, ‘What did their parents do to make them like this?’"
- "I asked the librarian if they had any books on paranoia. She whispered, ‘They’re right behind you.’"
- "I used to be a baker until I realized I couldn’t make enough ‘dough.’"
- "My favorite exercise is scrolling through the menu and ordering food online. It’s called ‘digital calories burn!’"
- "My dentist told me I needed a crown. I said, ‘I know, right? I’ve always wanted to be a king!’"
- "I told my girlfriend she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised."
- "Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!"
- "I tried to catch some fog yesterday, but I mist."
- "I entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping one would win. No pun in ten did."
- "I asked the gym instructor if he could teach me to do the splits. He replied, ‘How flexible are you?’ I said, ‘I can’t make it on Fridays.’"
- "My girlfriend asked me to stop singing ‘Wonderwall’ by Oasis. I said maybe."
- "I’m not lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing."
- "I asked the computer if it could help me with my drinking problem. It said, ‘Keyboard not found, press any key to continue.’"
- "Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!"
- "I’m not clumsy; the floor just hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. Moving hazards everywhere!"
These SMS messages will undoubtedly bring a giggle to your loved ones’ faces. Laughter is indeed contagious, and spreading joy through humor is one of the most beautiful ways to brighten someone’s day. So, go ahead, share these funny SMS messages, and let the laughter roll! 😊📲💬
I’m so happy you’re here! 🥳
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