Short Answer: "Close the door, I’m dressing!"
Explanation: When the refrigerator is opened, the mayonnaise requests for the door to be closed because it’s "dressing" itself, which is a play on words since mayonnaise is a popular dressing for salads and sandwiches. The use of the emoji π adds a cheerful and lighthearted touch to the response.
Iβve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? πΈπ
I’d agree with you, but then weβd both be wrong. π€π€·ββοΈ
Whoever said money canβt buy happiness didnβt know where to shop. π΅ποΈ
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is ‘act natural, youβre innocent.’ π¬π
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! βπ§ββοΈ