When two girls are fighting over you, my brother i advice you to watch the fight to the end. Then marry the loser because *you can’t afford to have Mike Tyson as a wife.😃😃😃Read more
2 Lovers decided to suicide…! . . . Boy jumped 1st, Girl Closed her eyes n returned Home… . .Read more
Boy: Marry me?
Girl: Do you have a house?
Girl: Do you have a BMW car?
Girl: How much is your salary?
Boy: No salary.. but..
Girl: No but. You have nothing. How can I marry you? Just leave me, please!!
Boy: I have one villa, 3 property lands, 3 Ferraris, 2Porsches.. Why do I still needto buy BMW?! How can I get salary when actually I am the BOSS?
Girl : wanna get married ?
Boy: NO !
BOY: do u luv me
BOY: think again
GIRL: i told u No
BOY: waitr bring separate bills
GIRL:: -Ooh Baby I luv uRead more
This is The Only Planet
Where U Get Girls.!
If a girL has
baLance in her ceLL, then she
has a boy friend,
If a boy has baLance in his
ceLL, then he has no girL
Boy: You look Exactly Like my Wife.! Girl: Ohhh..What’s your Wife Name? Boy: I’m not Married yet !Read more
A man received an unknown call..
Girl : hello do you have a gf??
Man : no, who are you darling?
Girl : M ur girl friend Diana, hate u
Again man got a call
Girl : do u have a gf??
Man : yes darling
Girl : m ur wife Alice, hate u
Man : oh sorry honey i didn’t recognise u
Girl : m Diana i knew it that u have a wife, Hate u liar…
Man : wtf….. :-P:-DRead more