Misemo ya kina dada
walianza na halohalooo!
Wakaja unalo babu weee!
Ikafuata utajijuuu!
Ikafupishwa utajiJJ!
Mara ghafla kantangazeee!
Haikukaa sana kansajiriii!
Ikatoka nyingine nishiiiiida!
Unaijua iliyotoka Leo?
Heh! Heh! Heeeh! MB zenyewe 8 nikudownload unanini?
Hapa mtaani kuna mwizi sugu ameshinda mil.10 za bahati nasibu ??.
Alipoulizwa atafanya nini na hela nyingi hizo
Akasema anataka kupanua shughuli zake. Mimi sijamuelewa na sasa hivi watu wameanza kuhama mtaa…
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Demu alimpigia simu jamaa yake ilikua weekend mazungumzo yalikua hivi:-
Demu: hello baby wangu leo bata wapi?
Jamaa: jamani bby si bandani kwao….
Demu: mmmmmmmh!
Hata kama ni Mgeni this is too much.
Mwenyeji: Karibu mgeni karibu ukae,utapenda chai au soda?
Mgeni: Nipe nianze na soda wakati chai inachemka.
Mwenyeji: Utakunywa fanta au sprite?
Mgeni: Nipe fanta wakati sprite inapoa.
Mwenyeji: Utakunywa na keki au mkate?
Mgeni: Nipe keki mkate nitanywea chai ikishachemka.
Mwenyeji: Utapendelea ndiz au machungwa,
Mgeni: Nipe machungwa ndizi ntakula na wali
mchana.
Chezea mgeni ww.!!!
PAMOJA NA HALI NGUMU YA UCHUMI NCHINI HUWEZI AMINI MSHAHARA WA DHAMBI HAUJABADILIKA HATA KIDOGO…BADO NI MAUTI VILEVILE
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Mchumba wangu amenialika kwao nikawaone wazazi wake lakini akaniambia nisiende mikono mitupu…
Nikaamua kuvaa gloves…
Sipendagi aibu ndogo ndogo ukweni.😏😏😏
Kuna mtu kanikera et nmemkubalia urafiki Leo tu Facebook anataka kujua kabila langu
Bac akajifanya mjanjaa et akaniuliza mbu kwenu mnawaitaje
Mimi nkamjibu hatuwaiti wanakujaga wenyewe
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Si kwamba cjamuelewa ila sipendagi Ujinga Mimi
Jamaa kaingia Bar;
Jamaa: Muhudumu, nipe kinywaji na mpe kila mtu humu ndani kinywaji, maana wakati napata kinywaji lazima kila mtu apate kinywaji. Haraka sana muhudumu akagawa vinywaji,
Jamaa: Muhudumu nipe supu na kila mtu humu ndani mpe supu maana ninapokunywa supu kila mtu lazima anywe supu. Watu wakapewa supu tena safari hii wakapiga makofi.
Jamaa: Muhudumu nipe bili, na kila mtu humu ndani mpe bili maana wakati nalipa bili yangu kila mtu lazima alipe yake. Zogo lilianzia hapo…….
NIMEKAA NIKAWAZA 🙇🏼 KUWA KUNA MAMBO KAMA MATATU HIVI👌🏻 WAAFRIKA HATUYAJUI 🙉
KAMA TUNGEKUWA TUNAYAJUA HATA HAWA WAMAREKANI,🇺🇸WACHINA🇯🇵 NA HATA WATU WA ULAYA TUNGEKUWA🇽🇪 TUNAWAPITA KIMAENDELEO
MAMBO YENYEWE,,
HATA MIMI SIYAJUI MAANA NA MIMI NI MWAFRIKA 😂😂😂😂
Boss;- kwa nini umechelewa kazini
Juma;- kuna mtu njiani alidondosha elfu1
Boss;- ohhoh kwa hiyo ulikuwaunamsaidia kuitafuta
Juma;- hapana nilikuwa nimeikanyaga
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Hey there! 😄
I’m so happy you’re here! 🥳
If you’re enjoying yourself, please leave a comment💬.
I’d love to hear from you! 💬❤️
Your Friend, Melkisedeck Leon Shine
AckySHINE charity is a program for humanitarian campaigns and aid aimed at promoting peace and unity, protecting the environment, and maintaining the health and development of individuals and the community as a whole. These campaigns are advertised through ackyshine.com.
Welcome to AckySHINE Ministries, where our mission is to illuminate lives with the light of Christian faith.
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