What do you call a fish with no eye?
"Fsh!" π π
Explanation: A fish with no eye would be called "Fsh" because it sounds like "fish" but without the "i" for eye. This play on words adds a humorous twist, making it a fun and light-hearted response. The fish emoji adds an extra touch of creativity and visual representation to the answer.
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A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. π§π€²
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I canβt believe how funny this is! π
Jane Malecela (Guest) on October 2, 2017
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. π€·ββοΈπ€
Hashim (Guest) on September 30, 2017
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ππ¦Ά
Grace Mushi (Guest) on September 26, 2017
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! πβοΈ
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! βπ§ββοΈ
George Tenga (Guest) on September 25, 2017
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! πΎπ
Diana Mallya (Guest) on September 13, 2017
π This made my day!
Salima (Guest) on September 12, 2017
π I needed that laugh!
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on September 10, 2017
I donβt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. π€―π
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on September 10, 2017
Hilarious! This oneβs going into my favorites! π
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on August 30, 2017
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! π·π₯
Henry Mollel (Guest) on August 11, 2017
Whatβs a ghostβs favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! π»π₯§
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on August 3, 2017
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. β³πββοΈ
Abdullah (Guest) on July 27, 2017
I canβt believe I forgot to go to the gym today. Thatβs seven years in a row now. ποΈββοΈπ
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on July 27, 2017
If at first, you donβt succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. π©βπ§π€·ββοΈ
Umi (Guest) on July 16, 2017
Why donβt skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! π¦΄π
Ann Awino (Guest) on July 14, 2017
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! π₯οΈπ€
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on June 27, 2017
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! π³π¦·
Nora Kidata (Guest) on June 21, 2017
Dieting is wishful shrinking. π©π
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on June 12, 2017
Life is too short to remove USB safely. ππ»
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on June 2, 2017
Iβm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. π§π€
Halima (Guest) on May 27, 2017
Iβm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. π§ π§
Charles Mchome (Guest) on May 21, 2017
Whatβs a catβs favorite color? Purr-ple! π±π
Mchuma (Guest) on May 16, 2017
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. π°π€£
Juma (Guest) on May 12, 2017
Why donβt bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! ππ―ββοΈ
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on May 6, 2017
Money canβt buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. ππΈ
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on April 30, 2017
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. ππ
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on April 22, 2017
Running is great. Unless you faint. πββοΈπ₯΅
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on April 21, 2017
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! π¦π΄
Abdillah (Guest) on April 12, 2017
Sarcasm is the bodyβs natural defense against stupidity. ππ‘οΈ
Azima (Guest) on April 11, 2017
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. ππ
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on April 6, 2017
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know Iβm not dead. ποΈπ
Maneno (Guest) on April 1, 2017
Whatβs brown and sticky? A stick! πΏπ
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on March 28, 2017
Sometimes I drink waterβjust to surprise my liver. π₯€π
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on March 15, 2017
I donβt know how to act my age because Iβve never been this age before. π€π
Mtumwa (Guest) on March 11, 2017
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. πββοΈπ
Michael Mboya (Guest) on March 8, 2017
Dear math, Iβm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. ππ€―
Janet Sumari (Guest) on February 22, 2017
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what Iβm doing. πββοΈπ΄
Kheri (Guest) on February 21, 2017
Why donβt melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! ππ
Raha (Guest) on February 21, 2017
What did the traffic light say to the car? Donβt look, Iβm changing! π¦π
Omari (Guest) on February 17, 2017
Why donβt ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! ππ
Paul Kamau (Guest) on February 14, 2017
π Iβm bookmarking this for later!
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on February 7, 2017
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? ππ
Rahim (Guest) on January 31, 2017
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! π ποΈ
Khatib (Guest) on January 31, 2017
Thanks Ackyshine
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on January 31, 2017
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. ππ
Issack (Guest) on January 26, 2017
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Whereβs popcorn? π½πΏ
Irene Akoth (Guest) on January 20, 2017
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! π°οΈποΈ
Salum (Guest) on January 16, 2017
Why donβt birds use Facebook? They already tweet! π¦π€
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on January 13, 2017
What do you call a can opener that doesnβt work? A canβt opener! π₯«π«
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on January 8, 2017
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. ποΈπ
Sharifa (Guest) on January 7, 2017
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. ππ
Fadhila (Guest) on January 2, 2017
π Still cracking up!
Peter Otieno (Guest) on December 27, 2016
π Added to my favorites!
Omari (Guest) on December 8, 2016
π Too good!
Selemani (Guest) on December 1, 2016
What do you call cheese that isnβt yours? Nacho cheese! π§π€£
Charles Wafula (Guest) on November 24, 2016
Whatβs the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! πͺπ
Hawa (Guest) on November 23, 2016
How do trees access the internet? They log in! π²π»
Zakaria (Guest) on November 20, 2016
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. ππ§