What do you call a fish with no eye?
"Fsh!" ๐ ๐
Explanation: A fish with no eye would be called "Fsh" because it sounds like "fish" but without the "i" for eye. This play on words adds a humorous twist, making it a fun and light-hearted response. The fish emoji adds an extra touch of creativity and visual representation to the answer.
George Mallya (Guest) on October 8, 2017
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. ๐ง๐คฒ
Rabia (Guest) on October 8, 2017
I canโt believe how funny this is! ๐
Jane Malecela (Guest) on October 2, 2017
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐ค
Hashim (Guest) on September 30, 2017
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐๐ฆถ
Grace Mushi (Guest) on September 26, 2017
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! ๐โ๏ธ
Maneno (Guest) on September 26, 2017
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! โ๐งโโ๏ธ
George Tenga (Guest) on September 25, 2017
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐พ๐
Diana Mallya (Guest) on September 13, 2017
๐ This made my day!
Salima (Guest) on September 12, 2017
๐ I needed that laugh!
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on September 10, 2017
I donโt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ๐คฏ๐
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on September 10, 2017
Hilarious! This oneโs going into my favorites! ๐
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on August 30, 2017
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
Henry Mollel (Guest) on August 11, 2017
Whatโs a ghostโs favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! ๐ป๐ฅง
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on August 3, 2017
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
Abdullah (Guest) on July 27, 2017
I canโt believe I forgot to go to the gym today. Thatโs seven years in a row now. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on July 27, 2017
If at first, you donโt succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. ๐ฉโ๐ง๐คทโโ๏ธ
Umi (Guest) on July 16, 2017
Why donโt skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! ๐ฆด๐
Ann Awino (Guest) on July 14, 2017
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! ๐ฅ๏ธ๐ค
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on June 27, 2017
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! ๐ณ๐ฆท
Nora Kidata (Guest) on June 21, 2017
Dieting is wishful shrinking. ๐ฉ๐
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on June 12, 2017
Life is too short to remove USB safely. ๐๐ป
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on June 2, 2017
Iโm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ง๐ค
Halima (Guest) on May 27, 2017
Iโm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ง ๐ง
Charles Mchome (Guest) on May 21, 2017
Whatโs a catโs favorite color? Purr-ple! ๐ฑ๐
Mchuma (Guest) on May 16, 2017
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. ๐ฐ๐คฃ
Juma (Guest) on May 12, 2017
Why donโt bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! ๐๐ฏโโ๏ธ
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on May 6, 2017
Money canโt buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. ๐๐ธ
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on April 30, 2017
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. ๐๐
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on April 22, 2017
Running is great. Unless you faint. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฅต
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on April 21, 2017
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! ๐ฆ๐ด
Abdillah (Guest) on April 12, 2017
Sarcasm is the bodyโs natural defense against stupidity. ๐๐ก๏ธ
Azima (Guest) on April 11, 2017
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. ๐๐
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on April 6, 2017
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know Iโm not dead. ๐๏ธ๐
Maneno (Guest) on April 1, 2017
Whatโs brown and sticky? A stick! ๐ฟ๐
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on March 28, 2017
Sometimes I drink waterโjust to surprise my liver. ๐ฅค๐
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on March 15, 2017
I donโt know how to act my age because Iโve never been this age before. ๐ค๐
Mtumwa (Guest) on March 11, 2017
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. ๐โโ๏ธ๐
Michael Mboya (Guest) on March 8, 2017
Dear math, Iโm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. ๐๐คฏ
Janet Sumari (Guest) on February 22, 2017
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what Iโm doing. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ด
Kheri (Guest) on February 21, 2017
Why donโt melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! ๐๐
Raha (Guest) on February 21, 2017
What did the traffic light say to the car? Donโt look, Iโm changing! ๐ฆ๐
Omari (Guest) on February 17, 2017
Why donโt ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! ๐๐
Paul Kamau (Guest) on February 14, 2017
๐ Iโm bookmarking this for later!
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on February 7, 2017
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? ๐๐
Rahim (Guest) on January 31, 2017
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! ๐ ๐๏ธ
Khatib (Guest) on January 31, 2017
Thanks Ackyshine
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on January 31, 2017
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. ๐๐
Issack (Guest) on January 26, 2017
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Whereโs popcorn? ๐ฝ๐ฟ
Irene Akoth (Guest) on January 20, 2017
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! ๐ฐ๏ธ๐๏ธ
Salum (Guest) on January 16, 2017
Why donโt birds use Facebook? They already tweet! ๐ฆ๐ค
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on January 13, 2017
What do you call a can opener that doesnโt work? A canโt opener! ๐ฅซ๐ซ
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on January 8, 2017
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐
Sharifa (Guest) on January 7, 2017
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. ๐๐
Fadhila (Guest) on January 2, 2017
๐ Still cracking up!
Peter Otieno (Guest) on December 27, 2016
๐ Added to my favorites!
Omari (Guest) on December 8, 2016
๐ Too good!
Selemani (Guest) on December 1, 2016
What do you call cheese that isnโt yours? Nacho cheese! ๐ง๐คฃ
Charles Wafula (Guest) on November 24, 2016
Whatโs the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! ๐ช๐
Hawa (Guest) on November 23, 2016
How do trees access the internet? They log in! ๐ฒ๐ป
Zakaria (Guest) on November 20, 2016
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. ๐๐ง