Question: What kind of flower do you never want to get on Valentine’s Day?
Answer: Cauliflower! 🌼🥦
Explanation: You definitely don't want to receive cauliflower on Valentine's Day because, well, it's not exactly the most romantic flower! While flowers like roses and tulips are traditional symbols of love and affection, receiving a bouquet of cauliflower would be quite unexpected and possibly confusing. Plus, who wants a bouquet of vegetables when they're expecting a beautiful arrangement of colorful blooms? 😄
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on September 19, 2024
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on September 4, 2024
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
Athumani (Guest) on August 30, 2024
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
Mwanais (Guest) on August 28, 2024
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on August 25, 2024
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on August 24, 2024
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on August 23, 2024
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on August 1, 2024
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on July 21, 2024
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
James Malima (Guest) on July 13, 2024
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on July 8, 2024
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on June 30, 2024
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
Fadhili (Guest) on June 29, 2024
😆 This one really got me!
Yahya (Guest) on June 29, 2024
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
Ibrahim (Guest) on June 27, 2024
😆 That punchline!
Mwanajuma (Guest) on June 19, 2024
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
Halimah (Guest) on June 16, 2024
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
Kheri (Guest) on June 14, 2024
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
Ahmed (Guest) on June 2, 2024
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on May 28, 2024
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
Mwanaidi (Guest) on May 22, 2024
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
Jane Muthui (Guest) on May 17, 2024
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
James Kimani (Guest) on May 3, 2024
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
Michael Mboya (Guest) on May 2, 2024
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on April 9, 2024
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on April 7, 2024
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on March 25, 2024
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
Michael Mboya (Guest) on March 12, 2024
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
Daniel Obura (Guest) on February 25, 2024
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on February 25, 2024
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
Mwajuma (Guest) on February 17, 2024
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
Joy Wacera (Guest) on February 2, 2024
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
Abdullah (Guest) on January 16, 2024
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
Maida (Guest) on January 10, 2024
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
Ahmed (Guest) on January 6, 2024
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on January 3, 2024
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
Rehema (Guest) on January 2, 2024
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on December 27, 2023
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
Leila (Guest) on December 24, 2023
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
Sharifa (Guest) on December 14, 2023
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
Kahina (Guest) on December 9, 2023
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
Halimah (Guest) on December 9, 2023
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
Athumani (Guest) on December 8, 2023
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on December 7, 2023
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
Amina (Guest) on December 5, 2023
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
Frank Macha (Guest) on December 2, 2023
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on December 1, 2023
🤣 Sharing this right now!
Robert Okello (Guest) on November 25, 2023
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
Mwakisu (Guest) on November 20, 2023
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on November 16, 2023
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
Azima (Guest) on November 13, 2023
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on November 13, 2023
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on November 13, 2023
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
Ahmed (Guest) on November 2, 2023
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on October 28, 2023
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on October 27, 2023
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
Charles Wafula (Guest) on October 26, 2023
😅 I’m still cracking up!
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on October 19, 2023
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
Monica Lissu (Guest) on October 18, 2023
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
Furaha (Guest) on October 9, 2023
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷