A scarecrow's favorite fruit? ๐ค Well, obviously, it's STRAW-berries! ๐๐พ
Explanation: A scarecrow is made out of straw and placed in fields to scare away birds. By combining the word "straw" with "berries," we create a pun that sounds like "strawberries" but also relates to the scarecrow's material. The use of the ๐พ emoji adds visual humor and helps to enhance the playfulness of the answer.
Salum (Guest) on September 17, 2024
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. ๐๐ฌ
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on September 13, 2024
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not too sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Sarafina (Guest) on September 10, 2024
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Khadija (Guest) on September 10, 2024
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. ๐๐ง
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on September 3, 2024
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐๐ฆถ
Mtumwa (Guest) on August 31, 2024
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? โฒ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Alice Jebet (Guest) on August 9, 2024
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! ๐งฑ๐
Henry Mollel (Guest) on August 6, 2024
Whatโs a cowโs favorite place to go? The moo-vies! ๐๐ฅ
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on July 28, 2024
I hate when Iโm singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐ถ
Irene Makena (Guest) on July 28, 2024
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. ๐ถ๐คฃ
Mwanaidha (Guest) on July 26, 2024
I love sarcasm. Itโs like punching people in the face, but with words. ๐๐ฌ
Mazrui (Guest) on July 20, 2024
I canโt believe I forgot to go to the gym today. Thatโs seven years in a row now. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
Josephine (Guest) on July 19, 2024
Whatโs a skeletonโs least favorite room in the house? The living room! ๐๐๏ธ
Janet Wambura (Guest) on July 18, 2024
Iโm on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโve lost 15 days. ๐๏ธ๐
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on July 11, 2024
๐ Iโm sending this to everyone I know!
Francis Mrope (Guest) on July 4, 2024
When I said Iโd do it later, I didnโt mean tomorrow. I meant next year. ๐ ๐
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on July 2, 2024
If you think nobody cares if youโre alive, try missing a couple of car payments. ๐๐ต
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on June 27, 2024
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? ๐บ๐
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on June 23, 2024
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฅฌ
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on June 21, 2024
๐ Iโm seriously crying over here!
Warda (Guest) on June 16, 2024
๐ Iโm saving this one!
Amina (Guest) on June 9, 2024
Whatโs the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! ๐ฃ๐บ
Mwachumu (Guest) on May 21, 2024
I don't sweatโI sparkle! โจ๐
Mazrui (Guest) on April 30, 2024
What did the traffic light say to the car? Donโt look, Iโm changing! ๐ฆ๐
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on April 22, 2024
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! ๐๐ฆ
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on April 17, 2024
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! โฑ๏ธ๐
David Nyerere (Guest) on April 10, 2024
I love sleep because itโs like a time machine to breakfast. ๐๏ธ๐ฅ
Abdullah (Guest) on March 24, 2024
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns donโt work! ๐๐
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on March 20, 2024
๐ Mood instantly lifted!
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on March 15, 2024
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! ๐จโ๐พ๐
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on March 3, 2024
Iโve had my patience tested. Iโm negative. ๐โณ
Juma (Guest) on March 2, 2024
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. ๐ผ๐ธ
Leila (Guest) on February 29, 2024
Iโd give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. ๐๐ค
Issa (Guest) on February 13, 2024
๐คฃ This oneโs fire!
Hamida (Guest) on February 2, 2024
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. ๐๐ด
Rabia (Guest) on January 30, 2024
This joke is too funny, Iโm sharing it with everyone! ๐
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on January 13, 2024
Why donโt elephants use computers? Theyโre afraid of the mouse! ๐๐ฑ๏ธ
Fikiri (Guest) on December 21, 2023
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they donโt like bills! ๐ฆ๐ต
Masika (Guest) on December 18, 2023
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! ๐๐ฏ
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on December 14, 2023
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! ๐โ๏ธ
Rubea (Guest) on December 12, 2023
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! ๐ฅ๐ก
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on November 26, 2023
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Sarah Karani (Guest) on November 24, 2023
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! ๐ฐ๐๏ธ
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on November 9, 2023
I like long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Mwakisu (Guest) on November 2, 2023
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! ๐๐
Anna Malela (Guest) on October 31, 2023
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasnโt tried chocolate. ๐ซ๐
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on October 29, 2023
Sorry, I canโt come to the phone right now. Iโm busy being fabulous. ๐๐
Mwanajuma (Guest) on October 29, 2023
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. ๐ฉ๐
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on October 27, 2023
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Youโre too young to smoke! ๐ ๐ญ
Ann Awino (Guest) on October 24, 2023
I donโt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on October 17, 2023
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. ๐๐คฃ
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on October 16, 2023
I smile because I donโt know whatโs going on. ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on October 14, 2023
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! ๐ง๐
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on October 4, 2023
Iโve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? ๐ธ๐
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on September 2, 2023
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. ๐ฅ๐ฉ
Maida (Guest) on September 1, 2023
Whatโs brown and sticky? A stick! ๐ฟ๐
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on August 24, 2023
I donโt need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. โ๐
Amani (Guest) on August 19, 2023
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! โณโ๏ธ
Safiya (Guest) on August 18, 2023
Iโm not overweight. Iโm just under-tall. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ค
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on August 15, 2023
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? โ๏ธ๐งต