Khamis (Guest) on September 23, 2024

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Ali (Guest) on September 20, 2024

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on September 14, 2024

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Mgeni (Guest) on August 20, 2024

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on August 20, 2024

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

Mgeni (Guest) on August 12, 2024

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Michael Onyango (Guest) on August 11, 2024

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

Nassor (Guest) on August 7, 2024

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Shamsa (Guest) on July 20, 2024

😅 I’m still laughing!

Jackson Makori (Guest) on July 20, 2024

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on July 18, 2024

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on July 16, 2024

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

Robert Okello (Guest) on July 15, 2024

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on July 10, 2024

😃 Instant mood boost!

Hamida (Guest) on June 27, 2024

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

David Musyoka (Guest) on June 25, 2024

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Frank Macha (Guest) on June 14, 2024

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on June 9, 2024

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on June 8, 2024

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Grace Minja (Guest) on May 23, 2024

🤣 This one’s fire!

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on May 17, 2024

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

David Nyerere (Guest) on April 20, 2024

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on April 18, 2024

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on April 6, 2024

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on April 3, 2024

😂 Sharing right away!

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on April 3, 2024

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Hashim (Guest) on March 28, 2024

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on March 27, 2024

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

David Nyerere (Guest) on March 21, 2024

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

John Kamande (Guest) on February 25, 2024

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Mwajabu (Guest) on February 25, 2024

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

Anna Mchome (Guest) on February 11, 2024

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on February 4, 2024

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on January 31, 2024

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on January 18, 2024

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Monica Lissu (Guest) on January 8, 2024

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on January 7, 2024

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Mchuma (Guest) on January 3, 2024

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on December 21, 2023

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Kahina (Guest) on December 18, 2023

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on December 18, 2023

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Martin Otieno (Guest) on December 7, 2023

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Maulid (Guest) on November 24, 2023

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Charles Mchome (Guest) on November 23, 2023

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on November 7, 2023

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Zakaria (Guest) on November 5, 2023

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

Daniel Obura (Guest) on October 18, 2023

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Kahina (Guest) on October 12, 2023

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Maida (Guest) on October 11, 2023

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Yusuf (Guest) on October 9, 2023

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on October 5, 2023

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Issa (Guest) on September 27, 2023

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on September 27, 2023

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Zainab (Guest) on September 19, 2023

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on September 14, 2023

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Mwinyi (Guest) on September 9, 2023

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on September 8, 2023

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on September 1, 2023

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

Mgeni (Guest) on August 31, 2023

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on August 30, 2023

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅