Q: What did the monster ask his sweetheart?
A: "Will you be my boo-tiful forever?" π»π
Explanation: This playful question combines the monster's spooky nature with his affectionate feelings for his sweetheart. The wordplay on "boo-tiful" adds a humorous touch, as monsters often use the term "boo" to scare people. By asking this question, the monster is humorously showing his love and hoping for a forever-lasting relationship with his sweetheart. The ghost emoji π» further emphasizes the monster's charm and adds a delightful twist to the riddle.
Sharifa (Guest) on September 17, 2024
Whatβs a snakeβs favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! ππ
Halima (Guest) on September 5, 2024
Iβm writing a book. Iβve got the page numbers done. ππ
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on August 26, 2024
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! π½οΈπ½οΈ
Rashid (Guest) on August 15, 2024
Whatβs the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! π£πΊ
Yusra (Guest) on August 15, 2024
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! π‘π
Shamim (Guest) on August 11, 2024
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! π³π¦·
Irene Akoth (Guest) on August 5, 2024
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! π°οΈποΈ
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on July 29, 2024
Why donβt crabs give to charity? Because theyβre shellfish! π¦π°
Abubakar (Guest) on July 26, 2024
I love sleep because itβs like a time machine to breakfast. ποΈπ₯
Robert Okello (Guest) on July 24, 2024
Iβm on the gin and tonic diet. So far, Iβve lost two days. πΈπ
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on July 20, 2024
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I donβt know Y. π π€
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on July 14, 2024
Iβve got to save this one, too funny! π
Peter Otieno (Guest) on July 14, 2024
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because theyβre always stuffed! π§Έπ½οΈ
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on June 30, 2024
What do you call a bear thatβs stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! π»π§οΈ
Frank Macha (Guest) on June 25, 2024
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! ππ
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on June 20, 2024
You know youβre an adult when you get excited about things like βcleaning supplies.β π§Όπ
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on June 18, 2024
Why donβt you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because theyβre so good at it! ππ³
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on June 2, 2024
π€£ This joke is too good!
Chiku (Guest) on May 29, 2024
I donβt trip, I do random gravity checks. ππ€£
Francis Njeru (Guest) on May 19, 2024
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! π¦π©
Maida (Guest) on May 19, 2024
Why donβt ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! ππ
Neema (Guest) on May 16, 2024
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. π¦πΈ
Mwanaidha (Guest) on May 15, 2024
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! πΈπΉ
Kassim (Guest) on May 13, 2024
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. πΈποΈ
Warda (Guest) on May 10, 2024
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! πβοΈ
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on April 30, 2024
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! π
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on April 23, 2024
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! π β½
Nassor (Guest) on April 14, 2024
I thought growing old would take longer. ππ΅
Rehema (Guest) on April 9, 2024
π€£ Iβm literally dying of laughter!
Peter Mbise (Guest) on April 2, 2024
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! ππΊ
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on April 1, 2024
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they canβt fit them in their trunks! ππ±
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on March 28, 2024
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? ποΈπ§
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on March 11, 2024
Why couldnβt the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! ππ
Jaffar (Guest) on March 11, 2024
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. ππΌ
David Ochieng (Guest) on February 29, 2024
Iβm on a 24-hour coffee break. ββ³
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on February 18, 2024
Iβm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. π¦π
John Mwangi (Guest) on February 16, 2024
Thereβs no 'we' in fries. ππ€¨
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on February 16, 2024
Why donβt skeletons fight each other? They donβt have the guts! π¦΄π
David Musyoka (Guest) on February 13, 2024
This just made my coffee break so much better! βπ
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on February 10, 2024
π So funny!
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on February 5, 2024
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. βπββοΈ
Amir (Guest) on February 4, 2024
π Iβm completely obsessed with this!
James Kawawa (Guest) on February 3, 2024
I canβt cook, but I can follow directionsβso if I fail, itβs the recipeβs fault. π³π€·ββοΈ
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on February 2, 2024
I donβt care what the question is. The answer is pizza. ππ€€
Farida (Guest) on February 1, 2024
π Best laugh of the day!
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on January 16, 2024
Iβm not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? ππ§
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on January 9, 2024
π Perfect joke!
Amani (Guest) on January 2, 2024
π€£ Didnβt see that coming!
Makame (Guest) on December 25, 2023
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! ππ
Chris Okello (Guest) on December 19, 2023
π Definitely my new go-to joke!
Sumaya (Guest) on December 17, 2023
π This made me laugh out loud for real!
Jaffar (Guest) on December 11, 2023
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, Iβll go on ahead! π©πββοΈ
Husna (Guest) on December 4, 2023
Sorry, I canβt come to the phone right now. Iβm busy being fabulous. ππ
David Kawawa (Guest) on November 30, 2023
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. ππ¬
Nora Kidata (Guest) on November 19, 2023
π Nailed it!
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on November 11, 2023
Why donβt you write with a broken pencil? Because itβs pointless! βοΈπ
Rahim (Guest) on November 8, 2023
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ππ¦Ά
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on October 25, 2023
This joke deserves an award! π
Biashara (Guest) on October 17, 2023
You canβt make everyone happy. Youβre not pizza. ππ€·ββοΈ
John Lissu (Guest) on October 8, 2023
π This is too funny!