Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on September 24, 2024

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on September 8, 2024

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Linda Karimi (Guest) on September 5, 2024

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on August 9, 2024

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Mwachumu (Guest) on August 5, 2024

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on July 18, 2024

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Makame (Guest) on July 8, 2024

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on June 21, 2024

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Mary Kidata (Guest) on June 11, 2024

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on June 8, 2024

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Leila (Guest) on June 8, 2024

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on June 3, 2024

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Rahim (Guest) on June 1, 2024

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

James Kawawa (Guest) on May 28, 2024

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Amir (Guest) on May 23, 2024

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on May 22, 2024

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Maimuna (Guest) on May 17, 2024

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Mashaka (Guest) on May 16, 2024

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

George Ndungu (Guest) on April 26, 2024

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Ann Wambui (Guest) on April 23, 2024

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on April 22, 2024

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

David Musyoka (Guest) on April 21, 2024

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on April 11, 2024

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on April 8, 2024

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Mzee (Guest) on April 7, 2024

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on April 6, 2024

😅 I’m still laughing!

Sharifa (Guest) on March 22, 2024

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on March 20, 2024

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Samuel Were (Guest) on March 16, 2024

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Mohamed (Guest) on February 29, 2024

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Shukuru (Guest) on February 20, 2024

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Mtumwa (Guest) on February 18, 2024

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on February 17, 2024

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Hashim (Guest) on February 16, 2024

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

George Mallya (Guest) on February 16, 2024

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

John Mushi (Guest) on February 16, 2024

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Chris Okello (Guest) on February 5, 2024

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

John Mwangi (Guest) on January 30, 2024

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Hashim (Guest) on January 23, 2024

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Mwanaisha (Guest) on January 11, 2024

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Mgeni (Guest) on January 8, 2024

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on December 29, 2023

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on December 25, 2023

😆 I’m dying over here!

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on December 21, 2023

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on December 19, 2023

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on November 22, 2023

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Mariam (Guest) on November 15, 2023

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on November 15, 2023

😆 That punchline!

Maulid (Guest) on November 15, 2023

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Maneno (Guest) on November 5, 2023

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on November 1, 2023

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on October 31, 2023

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Martin Otieno (Guest) on October 26, 2023

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Mwanaidi (Guest) on October 23, 2023

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Fikiri (Guest) on October 10, 2023

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on October 3, 2023

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Rabia (Guest) on September 20, 2023

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

John Mwangi (Guest) on September 15, 2023

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Nahida (Guest) on September 11, 2023

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Shukuru (Guest) on September 6, 2023

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️