Name her Patty! π
Explanation:
The hamburger named her daughter Patty, because Patty is a common term used to refer to the beef patty that goes inside a hamburger. It's a play on words that brings a smile to your face, imagining a hamburger giving birth to a little patty. ππ
Hassan (Guest) on January 2, 2017
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. π§π₯
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on December 28, 2016
Iβve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldnβt say that' to 'What the heck, letβs see what happens'. π€·ββοΈπ€
Mary Kendi (Guest) on December 26, 2016
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! πβΈοΈ
Janet Wambura (Guest) on December 7, 2016
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! π±β°οΈ
Yahya (Guest) on November 19, 2016
π€£ This joke is just too good!
Yahya (Guest) on November 12, 2016
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. ππ΄
Mary Kidata (Guest) on November 11, 2016
π Too good!
Mariam (Guest) on October 29, 2016
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. πΈποΈ
Robert Okello (Guest) on October 25, 2016
You know youβre lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. ποΈπ
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on October 24, 2016
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. π΄π
Mwinyi (Guest) on October 4, 2016
The best part of going to work is coming back home. π‘πΌ
James Mduma (Guest) on October 3, 2016
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. πΌπΈ
John Mwangi (Guest) on September 25, 2016
π€£ Sending this now!
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on September 6, 2016
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! β±οΈπ
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on August 28, 2016
They say 'donβt try this at home,' so Iβm coming over to your house to try it. πΆββοΈπ‘
Kevin Maina (Guest) on August 26, 2016
Wow, this joke is a total winner! π
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on August 24, 2016
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. ππ€£
Zulekha (Guest) on August 20, 2016
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? π«β
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on August 10, 2016
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. π€’π€
Mwalimu (Guest) on July 29, 2016
I like long walks, especially when theyβre taken by people who annoy me. πΆββοΈπ
Nasra (Guest) on July 25, 2016
Whatβs a ghostβs favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! π»π₯§
Ann Wambui (Guest) on July 24, 2016
I smile because I donβt know whatβs going on. ππ€·ββοΈ
Martin Otieno (Guest) on July 14, 2016
Iβm not overweight. Iβm just under-tall. ποΈββοΈπ€
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on July 13, 2016
π You totally won the internet today!
Biashara (Guest) on July 6, 2016
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! π΄ββοΈπ΄
Baridi (Guest) on July 6, 2016
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. β°πΌ
Khamis (Guest) on July 4, 2016
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. πͺβ
Baraka (Guest) on June 30, 2016
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! ππ΄
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on June 26, 2016
π Iβm still chuckling at this!
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on June 24, 2016
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! ππ
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on June 22, 2016
Why donβt basketball players ever go on vacation? Theyβre afraid of traveling! πβοΈ
Warda (Guest) on June 20, 2016
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. ππ¬
Mwakisu (Guest) on June 9, 2016
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. π©π
Mashaka (Guest) on May 25, 2016
π€£ This oneβs fire!
David Sokoine (Guest) on May 17, 2016
Why donβt we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! π½π
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on May 17, 2016
Sarcasm is the bodyβs natural defense against stupidity. ππ‘οΈ
Wande (Guest) on May 12, 2016
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? π΄πΉ
Sharifa (Guest) on May 1, 2016
I donβt need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. βπ
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on April 27, 2016
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. π΄
James Kimani (Guest) on April 27, 2016
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Whereβs my tractor? ππ€·ββοΈ
Shamsa (Guest) on April 21, 2016
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! π
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on April 21, 2016
Money canβt buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. ππΈ
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on April 16, 2016
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! β°π
Sarafina (Guest) on April 15, 2016
I told myself I should stop drinking, but Iβm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. πΊπ
Chiku (Guest) on April 4, 2016
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. β±οΈπ
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on March 28, 2016
I canβt wait to tell this joke at my next party! π
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on March 26, 2016
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldnβt see himself doing it! π»π«
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on March 26, 2016
Iβm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. ππ©βπΌ
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on March 21, 2016
π Sharing right away!
Mwakisu (Guest) on March 15, 2016
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! πΎπ΅
Martin Otieno (Guest) on March 7, 2016
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! πβοΈ
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on March 6, 2016
π Iβm still laughing, canβt stop!
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on March 4, 2016
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. π«πββοΈ
Daniel Obura (Guest) on February 25, 2016
I donβt trip, I do random gravity checks. ππ€£
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on February 17, 2016
π I had to share this with everyone!
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on February 12, 2016
I donβt care what the question is. The answer is pizza. ππ€€
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on January 30, 2016
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! πΏοΈπ°
Mwanaisha (Guest) on January 26, 2016
π Needed this laugh, thanks!
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on January 25, 2016
π€£ This joke is too good!
Victor Kamau (Guest) on January 24, 2016
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. πͺπ