Short Answer: Because snakes are hiss-terical experts at spotting ssssly tricks! 🐍😜
Short Explanation: Snakes have a keen sense of perception and can detect even the slightest movements or deceptive actions. Their hiss-terical expertise is no match for tricky intentions. So, it's best to steer clear of fooling these slithery creatures, unless you want to end up in a snake's twisted prank! 🙅♂️🐍😂
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What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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