What’s a ghost’s favorite room in the house?

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on September 21, 2024

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Mary Kidata (Guest) on September 20, 2024

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Selemani (Guest) on September 6, 2024

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Amani (Guest) on September 3, 2024

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on August 31, 2024

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on August 30, 2024

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Kassim (Guest) on August 28, 2024

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Mashaka (Guest) on August 15, 2024

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on August 7, 2024

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Sofia (Guest) on August 6, 2024

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on August 5, 2024

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on August 2, 2024

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

Mwajuma (Guest) on July 29, 2024

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Zawadi (Guest) on July 23, 2024

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on June 30, 2024

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Victor Kamau (Guest) on June 18, 2024

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Sarafina (Guest) on June 15, 2024

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Mwanajuma (Guest) on June 14, 2024

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on May 26, 2024

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Ann Wambui (Guest) on May 25, 2024

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on May 22, 2024

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Umi (Guest) on May 10, 2024

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Mwanajuma (Guest) on April 28, 2024

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Abdillah (Guest) on April 19, 2024

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Amina (Guest) on April 18, 2024

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Baraka (Guest) on April 11, 2024

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on April 8, 2024

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on April 7, 2024

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Monica Lissu (Guest) on April 7, 2024

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Peter Otieno (Guest) on April 7, 2024

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Nassor (Guest) on March 31, 2024

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Amina (Guest) on March 22, 2024

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Chris Okello (Guest) on March 21, 2024

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Hekima (Guest) on March 17, 2024

😁 This just made my day!

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on March 5, 2024

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Monica Lissu (Guest) on February 28, 2024

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on February 27, 2024

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on February 20, 2024

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Janet Sumari (Guest) on February 10, 2024

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Mwagonda (Guest) on January 29, 2024

😄 Too good!

Mwakisu (Guest) on January 17, 2024

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on January 8, 2024

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on December 28, 2023

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Yusuf (Guest) on December 28, 2023

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Sharifa (Guest) on December 22, 2023

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Mwanais (Guest) on December 14, 2023

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Rubea (Guest) on December 12, 2023

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

John Lissu (Guest) on November 23, 2023

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on November 19, 2023

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Nancy Komba (Guest) on November 16, 2023

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on November 13, 2023

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

Peter Otieno (Guest) on November 9, 2023

😆 Totally hilarious!

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on November 6, 2023

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Martin Otieno (Guest) on November 5, 2023

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on October 10, 2023

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Mjaka (Guest) on October 3, 2023

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Shamsa (Guest) on September 30, 2023

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on September 28, 2023

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on September 18, 2023

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Nassor (Guest) on September 12, 2023

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵