Short Answer: Because it was caught for "fowl" play! 🐔🦆👮♂️⛓️
Explanation: The chicken went to jail because it was involved in some "fowl" play, meaning it did something mischievous or against the law. Imagine a chicken wearing a tiny prisoner outfit, being escorted by a duck police officer and locked up with tiny chicken-sized handcuffs! It's all in good fun and just a silly way to imagine animals getting into trouble. 🐓😄🚓
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How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
Khatib (Guest) on August 1, 2024
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
Victor Malima (Guest) on July 17, 2024
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
Yusuf (Guest) on July 14, 2024
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Diana Mumbua (Guest) on July 11, 2024
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
Charles Mchome (Guest) on July 9, 2024
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
Kiza (Guest) on July 7, 2024
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
Omari (Guest) on July 4, 2024
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on July 2, 2024
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on July 2, 2024
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on July 1, 2024
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
Hassan (Guest) on June 28, 2024
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on June 27, 2024
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on June 23, 2024
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
Maimuna (Guest) on June 15, 2024
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
Janet Wambura (Guest) on June 6, 2024
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
John Lissu (Guest) on May 24, 2024
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on April 29, 2024
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
Furaha (Guest) on April 22, 2024
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Bakari (Guest) on April 7, 2024
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on March 31, 2024
😁 This just made my day!
Omar (Guest) on March 18, 2024
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on February 6, 2024
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
Saidi (Guest) on February 5, 2024
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
Jackson Makori (Guest) on February 2, 2024
😆 I’m dying over here!
Susan Wangari (Guest) on January 27, 2024
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
Azima (Guest) on January 21, 2024
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
John Mwangi (Guest) on January 19, 2024
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
Halimah (Guest) on January 8, 2024
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
Nora Kidata (Guest) on January 7, 2024
😂 Can't stop laughing!
Daniel Obura (Guest) on December 11, 2023
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
Martin Otieno (Guest) on December 8, 2023
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on December 6, 2023
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on November 27, 2023
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
Baridi (Guest) on November 26, 2023
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
Zuhura (Guest) on November 25, 2023
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
Ali (Guest) on November 15, 2023
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
Rahim (Guest) on November 7, 2023
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
Habiba (Guest) on November 1, 2023
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
Salma (Guest) on October 29, 2023
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
Nuru (Guest) on October 29, 2023
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
Hamida (Guest) on October 27, 2023
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on October 12, 2023
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
Janet Sumari (Guest) on October 5, 2023
😂 This joke just made my day!
Issa (Guest) on September 23, 2023
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on September 19, 2023
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on September 12, 2023
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
Mchuma (Guest) on September 12, 2023
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
Anna Sumari (Guest) on September 11, 2023
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on September 5, 2023
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
Makame (Guest) on September 2, 2023
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on August 26, 2023
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My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯