Short Answer: "You're just not my type, Triangle. I'm all about those well-rounded individuals! 😜"
Explanation: The circle is known for its perfectly round shape, implying that it prefers things that are also round. However, triangles have sharp corners and straight sides, making them quite the opposite of what the circle finds appealing. The answer adds a touch of humor by suggesting that the circle has a preference for "well-rounded individuals," using the double entendre to create a funny twist. The emoji at the end emphasizes the playful tone and adds an extra layer of cheerfulness.
Francis Mrope (Guest) on March 27, 2017
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
Susan Wangari (Guest) on March 22, 2017
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
Irene Akoth (Guest) on March 21, 2017
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on March 18, 2017
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
Ibrahim (Guest) on March 13, 2017
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
Sarafina (Guest) on March 10, 2017
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
Issa (Guest) on March 6, 2017
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on February 21, 2017
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
Ramadhan (Guest) on February 8, 2017
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on February 7, 2017
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on February 5, 2017
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
Mhina (Guest) on January 22, 2017
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
Nassar (Guest) on January 18, 2017
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
George Ndungu (Guest) on January 7, 2017
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
Mchawi (Guest) on January 2, 2017
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
Nyota (Guest) on January 1, 2017
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
Maida (Guest) on December 29, 2016
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on December 26, 2016
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on December 22, 2016
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
Mary Kendi (Guest) on November 29, 2016
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on November 29, 2016
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on November 10, 2016
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on November 3, 2016
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
Baridi (Guest) on October 26, 2016
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
Nancy Komba (Guest) on October 25, 2016
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on October 21, 2016
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
Chiku (Guest) on October 19, 2016
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on October 7, 2016
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
Irene Makena (Guest) on October 3, 2016
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on October 3, 2016
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on September 19, 2016
😆 Bookmarking this!
Mgeni (Guest) on September 15, 2016
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
John Lissu (Guest) on September 11, 2016
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on September 4, 2016
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
Mwanais (Guest) on September 1, 2016
😅 I needed that!
John Kamande (Guest) on August 29, 2016
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on August 23, 2016
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on August 13, 2016
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on August 9, 2016
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on August 6, 2016
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
Frank Macha (Guest) on August 3, 2016
😁 Best laugh of the day!
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on July 29, 2016
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
Jabir (Guest) on July 25, 2016
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
Ahmed (Guest) on July 23, 2016
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on July 15, 2016
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on July 10, 2016
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
Linda Karimi (Guest) on June 5, 2016
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
Khatib (Guest) on June 4, 2016
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
Mwagonda (Guest) on June 3, 2016
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
Khatib (Guest) on June 3, 2016
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
George Ndungu (Guest) on May 27, 2016
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
Ramadhan (Guest) on May 24, 2016
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
Latifa (Guest) on May 19, 2016
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
Mwajabu (Guest) on May 17, 2016
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
Charles Mboje (Guest) on April 25, 2016
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
Monica Lissu (Guest) on April 23, 2016
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on April 23, 2016
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on April 20, 2016
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
Khamis (Guest) on April 18, 2016
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
Nancy Komba (Guest) on April 14, 2016
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️