Short Answer: A pair of pants! ๐ฉณ๐
Explanation: Pants have two legs, but they can't walk on their own! They need someone to wear them and give them the ability to move around. So, next time you see a pair of pants, just remember that they're great at covering your legs, but terrible at walking! ๐
Charles Mboje (Guest) on September 12, 2024
When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ ๏ธ๐งญ
Sarafina (Guest) on September 10, 2024
Why donโt lobsters ever share? Theyโre too shellfish! ๐ฆ๐ โโ๏ธ
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on September 5, 2024
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on August 29, 2024
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Muslima (Guest) on August 28, 2024
Iโm not late. Iโm just early for tomorrow. โฐ๐
Violet Mumo (Guest) on August 17, 2024
Sorry, I canโt come to the phone right now. Iโm busy being fabulous. ๐๐
Rashid (Guest) on August 15, 2024
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! ๐๐ด
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on August 11, 2024
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. ๐ผ๐ด
Frank Macha (Guest) on July 8, 2024
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. ๐ซ๐โโ๏ธ
Robert Okello (Guest) on July 6, 2024
Why canโt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโll let it go! ๐โ๏ธ
Yusuf (Guest) on July 3, 2024
Iโd rather be someoneโs shot of whiskey than everyoneโs cup of tea. ๐ฅโ
Amani (Guest) on July 3, 2024
Classic! Iโm still laughing! ๐
Mohamed (Guest) on July 1, 2024
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! ๐ช๐ฅ
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on June 22, 2024
๐คฃ Brilliant joke!
Sharifa (Guest) on June 21, 2024
Iโm not clumsy. Itโs just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐๐๏ธ
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on June 21, 2024
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite exercise? The plank! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฆต
Janet Sumari (Guest) on June 17, 2024
๐ Iโm saving this one!
Mchawi (Guest) on June 16, 2024
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! ๐ฅท๐
Charles Wafula (Guest) on June 14, 2024
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? ๐ซโ
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on June 6, 2024
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. ๐๐ช
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on June 3, 2024
Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐งฉ๐คฏ
Neema (Guest) on May 29, 2024
๐คฃ This one got me good!
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on May 17, 2024
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! ๐ป๐
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on May 16, 2024
I'd agree with you, but then weโd both be wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
Sarah Karani (Guest) on May 11, 2024
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite letter? You think itโs R, but it be the C! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on May 9, 2024
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ๐๐ฆท
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on May 8, 2024
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
Neema (Guest) on May 8, 2024
๐ Iโm still cracking up!
Shamim (Guest) on May 4, 2024
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. ๐ธ๐ญ
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on April 27, 2024
I have a degree in sarcasm. ๐๐
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on April 26, 2024
๐ You got me!
Mchawi (Guest) on April 20, 2024
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐ค๐
Halima (Guest) on April 12, 2024
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! ๐ธ๐น
James Kawawa (Guest) on April 2, 2024
I donโt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ๐คฏ๐
Mary Mrope (Guest) on March 31, 2024
I wasnโt born to 'just get things done'โI was born to confuse people with my nonsense. ๐คฏ๐คช
Martin Otieno (Guest) on March 29, 2024
If Cinderellaโs shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? ๐ ๐ค
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on March 24, 2024
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. ๐ป๐๏ธ
Mwanaidi (Guest) on March 24, 2024
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. ๐ง๐ค
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on March 19, 2024
How do you throw a space party? You planet! ๐ช๐
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on March 15, 2024
๐คฃ This oneโs fire!
John Malisa (Guest) on March 2, 2024
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! ๐๐
Daniel Obura (Guest) on March 1, 2024
๐ Pure comedy gold!
Mohamed (Guest) on February 26, 2024
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. ๐๐
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on February 13, 2024
Whoever said money canโt buy happiness didnโt know where to shop. ๐ต๐๏ธ
Kahina (Guest) on January 31, 2024
Whatโs a pigโs favorite karate move? The pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
Fadhila (Guest) on January 28, 2024
Absolutely hilarious! Canโt get enough! ๐
Kassim (Guest) on January 28, 2024
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. ๐ชโ
Irene Akoth (Guest) on January 25, 2024
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? ๐บ๐
Nashon (Guest) on January 7, 2024
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. โ๐โโ๏ธ
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on January 6, 2024
Life is too short to remove USB safely. ๐๐ป
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on December 30, 2023
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! ๐๐
Rahma (Guest) on December 25, 2023
Iโd agree with you but then weโd both be wrong. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Fatuma (Guest) on December 25, 2023
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! ๐คฃ
Zakia (Guest) on December 12, 2023
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I donโt know Y. ๐ ๐ค
Francis Njeru (Guest) on December 12, 2023
๐คฃ Sending this now!
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on December 7, 2023
Iโm not late. Iโm just very early for tomorrow. โฐ๐
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on December 3, 2023
You canโt make everyone happy. Youโre not pizza. ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Nashon (Guest) on December 2, 2023
I like long walksโespecially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on November 30, 2023
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! โณโ๏ธ
Mchuma (Guest) on November 24, 2023
Iโm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. ๐๐ฉโ๐ผ