The merry-go-round! ๐
Explanation:
A top's favorite ride at the amusement park would be the merry-go-round because both the top and the merry-go-round spin around in circles. It's a playful and amusing choice for our little spinning friend! ๐ช๐
Mwanaidi (Guest) on September 24, 2024
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. ๐๐ด
Brian Karanja (Guest) on September 4, 2024
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! ๐๐
Shabani (Guest) on August 21, 2024
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! ๐ฅท๐
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on August 5, 2024
Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐งฉ๐คฏ
Azima (Guest) on July 27, 2024
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! ๐ป๐
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on July 24, 2024
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. ๐๐
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on July 20, 2024
Whoever said money canโt buy happiness didnโt know where to shop. ๐ต๐๏ธ
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on July 18, 2024
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! ๐จโ๐พ๐
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on June 29, 2024
I donโt suffer from insanityโI enjoy every minute of it. ๐คชโณ
Khalifa (Guest) on June 18, 2024
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because theyโre transparent! ๐ป๐คฅ
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on June 16, 2024
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, Iโd be rich... and probably still hungry. ๐๐ต
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on June 7, 2024
I'm not lazy; Iโm just highly motivated to do nothing. ๐๏ธ๐
James Kawawa (Guest) on June 5, 2024
Iโm still cracking up, that was brilliant! ๐คฃ
Peter Mbise (Guest) on May 29, 2024
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! ๐โฐ
Biashara (Guest) on May 5, 2024
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. ๐ก๐
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on May 2, 2024
๐คฃ Pure genius!
Halima (Guest) on May 1, 2024
Whatโs brown and sticky? A stick! ๐ฟ๐
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on April 5, 2024
I wasnโt born to 'just get things done'โI was born to confuse people with my nonsense. ๐คฏ๐คช
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on April 3, 2024
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Jafari (Guest) on March 24, 2024
Iโm still laughing, that was too good! ๐คฃ
Rehema (Guest) on March 24, 2024
๐คฃ Didnโt see that coming!
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on March 21, 2024
Why are spiders great at websites? Because theyโre always catching bugs! ๐ท๏ธ๐ป
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on March 20, 2024
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐พ
Daniel Obura (Guest) on March 15, 2024
I didnโt see that punchline comingโhilarious! ๐คฃ
Yusra (Guest) on March 9, 2024
๐ Saving this one!
Latifa (Guest) on March 9, 2024
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! ๐
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on March 4, 2024
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on February 20, 2024
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! ๐งนโฐ
Rose Waithera (Guest) on February 18, 2024
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! ๐๐
Charles Mchome (Guest) on February 13, 2024
Iโm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. ๐๐ฉโ๐ผ
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on February 6, 2024
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didnโt add up! โ๐คจ
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on February 5, 2024
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! ๐คฃ
Samuel Were (Guest) on February 1, 2024
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! ๐คง๐
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on January 30, 2024
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐๐ฆถ
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on January 28, 2024
Why donโt melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! ๐๐
Fikiri (Guest) on January 12, 2024
๐ This is an absolute gem of a joke!
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on January 6, 2024
๐ Bookmarking this!
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on January 4, 2024
๐ Iโm bookmarking this for later!
Hamida (Guest) on January 2, 2024
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! ๐๐ด
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on December 24, 2023
๐คฃ This one got me good!
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on December 21, 2023
Why donโt ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! ๐๐
Daniel Obura (Guest) on December 18, 2023
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! ๐ฐ๏ธ๐๏ธ
Irene Makena (Guest) on December 13, 2023
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Whereโs popcorn? ๐ฝ๐ฟ
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on December 7, 2023
I had my patience tested. Iโm negative. ๐โณ
Violet Mumo (Guest) on November 27, 2023
Why couldnโt the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! ๐๐
Francis Njeru (Guest) on November 25, 2023
Iโm not lazy, Iโm on energy-saving mode. ๐ค๐
Josephine (Guest) on November 24, 2023
๐ Iโm dying over here!
Mchuma (Guest) on November 22, 2023
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns donโt work! ๐๐
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on November 20, 2023
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! ๐ฆ๐
Selemani (Guest) on October 31, 2023
๐ I had to share this with everyone!
Mwajuma (Guest) on October 29, 2023
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! ๐โจ
Mwajuma (Guest) on October 21, 2023
Dieting is wishful shrinking. ๐ฉ๐
John Lissu (Guest) on October 21, 2023
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
Ali (Guest) on October 20, 2023
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeรฑo business! ๐ถ๏ธ๐คญ
Mjaka (Guest) on October 17, 2023
Why donโt oysters share their pearls? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆช๐
Shamim (Guest) on October 15, 2023
I like long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Mwanais (Guest) on October 13, 2023
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. โ๐โโ๏ธ
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on October 7, 2023
๐ Best laugh of the day!
Latifa (Guest) on October 7, 2023
Why donโt eggs tell jokes? Theyโd crack each other up! ๐ฅ๐คฃ
Henry Mollel (Guest) on October 5, 2023
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! ๐ฑ๐