Ocean: "Long time no sea! ๐ So wave hello!"
Explanation: This answer plays on the pun between "sea" and "see" to create a funny greeting from the ocean to the beach. The ocean humorously suggests that it has been a while since they have seen each other, and encourages the beach to greet it with a wave, both in terms of saying hello and the physical motion of waving. The use of the wave emoji adds a cheerful touch and enhances the playful tone of the response.
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๐ Nailed it!
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Whatโs black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! ๐ฐ๐ค
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Iโve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐๐ค
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Why donโt crabs give to charity? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆ๐ฐ
John Mwangi (Guest) on April 14, 2024
I canโt wait to tell this joke at my next party! ๐
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Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. ๐ข๐ป
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I had my patience tested. Iโm negative. ๐โณ
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Why donโt vampires like garlic? Itโs a pain in the neck! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง
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What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! ๐จโโ๏ธ๐
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What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! โฑ๏ธ๐
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My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. ๐ธ๐๏ธ
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Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐ซ
James Mduma (Guest) on February 21, 2024
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? โฒ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ
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I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. ๐ฉณ๐
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What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! ๐๐คก
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What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! ๐ธ๐ก
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๐ I had to share this with everyone!
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๐คฃ That twist at the end, though!
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When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ ๏ธ๐งญ
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Iโve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? ๐ธ๐
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๐ Can't stop laughing!
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๐ Iโm sending this to everyone I know!