Short Answer: A soccer team of spiders! 🕷️⚽️
Explanation: The riddle asks what has 18 legs and catches flies, so the humorous answer suggests a soccer team made up of spiders. Spiders are known for having eight legs each, so if we imagine a whole team of them playing soccer, they would have a combined total of 18 legs. And since spiders are great at catching flies, it adds a playful twist to the riddle. The emoji of a spider and a soccer ball further enhances the humor and adds a cheerful touch to the response.
Kijakazi (Guest) on December 8, 2018
😄 You got me good!
Rabia (Guest) on November 30, 2018
😅 I needed that!
George Ndungu (Guest) on November 24, 2018
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
Ndoto (Guest) on November 13, 2018
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on November 9, 2018
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
Azima (Guest) on November 8, 2018
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
Janet Wambura (Guest) on November 1, 2018
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on October 16, 2018
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
John Kamande (Guest) on September 23, 2018
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
Fadhili (Guest) on September 23, 2018
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
Zainab (Guest) on September 18, 2018
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
David Musyoka (Guest) on September 18, 2018
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
Irene Makena (Guest) on September 17, 2018
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
George Tenga (Guest) on September 16, 2018
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on September 13, 2018
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
Baraka (Guest) on September 6, 2018
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
Rahma (Guest) on September 2, 2018
😆 Saving this one!
Charles Mboje (Guest) on August 23, 2018
🤣 This joke is just too good!
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on August 19, 2018
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
Amir (Guest) on July 30, 2018
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
Charles Mboje (Guest) on July 22, 2018
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
Anna Sumari (Guest) on July 20, 2018
😂 I’m saving this one!
Nancy Komba (Guest) on July 19, 2018
😂 This is a keeper!
Warda (Guest) on July 18, 2018
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on July 1, 2018
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on June 14, 2018
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on June 13, 2018
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on June 11, 2018
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
Amir (Guest) on June 10, 2018
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on June 10, 2018
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on June 8, 2018
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
Nashon (Guest) on May 8, 2018
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
Rubea (Guest) on May 6, 2018
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
Leila (Guest) on April 14, 2018
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on March 31, 2018
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
Daniel Obura (Guest) on March 31, 2018
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on March 21, 2018
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
Halimah (Guest) on March 17, 2018
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
Chiku (Guest) on March 10, 2018
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on March 1, 2018
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
Mwagonda (Guest) on February 20, 2018
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
Linda Karimi (Guest) on February 13, 2018
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
Jamila (Guest) on February 11, 2018
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on February 4, 2018
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
Mjaka (Guest) on February 2, 2018
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
Mary Kendi (Guest) on February 1, 2018
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
Abdullah (Guest) on January 30, 2018
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
Abubakari (Guest) on January 25, 2018
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
Zainab (Guest) on January 17, 2018
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
Alice Jebet (Guest) on January 13, 2018
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on January 11, 2018
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
Omari (Guest) on January 9, 2018
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
Francis Njeru (Guest) on January 8, 2018
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
Warda (Guest) on January 7, 2018
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
Neema (Guest) on January 7, 2018
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
Sultan (Guest) on January 1, 2018
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
Mwanaisha (Guest) on December 29, 2017
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on December 29, 2017
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
Grace Minja (Guest) on December 21, 2017
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
Irene Makena (Guest) on December 20, 2017
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄