Short Answer: Stick with me, and we'll go places! 💌💨
Explanation: The stamp is making a pun by using the phrase "stick with me" as a play on words. Usually, stamps are stuck onto envelopes, but here the stamp is suggesting that if the envelope sticks with it, they will both travel to different places together. The use of the emoji adds a playful and lighthearted touch to the response.
Baraka (Guest) on September 21, 2024
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on September 14, 2024
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
David Ochieng (Guest) on September 1, 2024
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on August 24, 2024
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
Zulekha (Guest) on August 21, 2024
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
Rabia (Guest) on August 8, 2024
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on August 5, 2024
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on July 23, 2024
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
Zuhura (Guest) on July 23, 2024
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
Jaffar (Guest) on July 13, 2024
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on July 9, 2024
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on July 4, 2024
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on June 29, 2024
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
Rahma (Guest) on June 25, 2024
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
Nyota (Guest) on June 22, 2024
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on June 17, 2024
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
Wande (Guest) on May 29, 2024
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on May 26, 2024
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
Zakaria (Guest) on May 16, 2024
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
Mwanais (Guest) on May 11, 2024
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
Farida (Guest) on May 8, 2024
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on May 8, 2024
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on May 8, 2024
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on May 2, 2024
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
Shamim (Guest) on May 1, 2024
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
Jackson Makori (Guest) on April 28, 2024
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on April 28, 2024
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on April 25, 2024
😄 Too good!
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on April 23, 2024
😄 You totally won the internet today!
John Kamande (Guest) on April 18, 2024
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
Chris Okello (Guest) on April 17, 2024
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
Violet Mumo (Guest) on April 16, 2024
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
Mariam (Guest) on April 16, 2024
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
Daudi (Guest) on April 14, 2024
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
Rashid (Guest) on April 10, 2024
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
James Mduma (Guest) on April 9, 2024
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on April 8, 2024
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
Zainab (Guest) on March 25, 2024
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
Mwanais (Guest) on March 11, 2024
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
Mwagonda (Guest) on March 10, 2024
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on February 26, 2024
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
Rubea (Guest) on February 18, 2024
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
Josephine (Guest) on February 15, 2024
😁 Best laugh of the day!
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on February 14, 2024
🤣 Sending this now!
Mary Kidata (Guest) on February 2, 2024
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
Husna (Guest) on January 30, 2024
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
Ahmed (Guest) on January 26, 2024
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
Mwachumu (Guest) on January 24, 2024
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Mwafirika (Guest) on January 22, 2024
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
Jane Muthui (Guest) on January 22, 2024
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on January 15, 2024
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
Leila (Guest) on December 30, 2023
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on December 24, 2023
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
Mwalimu (Guest) on December 18, 2023
😅 I’m still laughing!
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on December 16, 2023
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
George Wanjala (Guest) on December 14, 2023
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on December 11, 2023
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
Zubeida (Guest) on December 8, 2023
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
Kijakazi (Guest) on December 3, 2023
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
Rehema (Guest) on November 17, 2023
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋