A math teacher's favorite type of dessert is... ฯ! ๐ฅง
Explanation: A math teacher's favorite dessert is ฯ (pi), which is a mathematical constant representing the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter. It's a clever play on words since ฯ sounds like "pie" and math teachers love all things related to numbers and geometry. Plus, who can resist a delicious slice of pie? ๐คฉ
Zakaria (Guest) on November 7, 2019
If weโre not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐ง๐
Nassor (Guest) on October 28, 2019
If stress burned calories, Iโd be a supermodel. ๐ฅ๐
Fikiri (Guest) on October 15, 2019
Whatโs Beethovenโs favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! ๐น๐
Husna (Guest) on October 15, 2019
I don't sweatโI sparkle! โจ๐
Rose Waithera (Guest) on October 8, 2019
They say 'donโt try this at home,' so Iโm coming over to your house to try it. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐ก
Rahim (Guest) on October 1, 2019
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Youโre too young to smoke! ๐ ๐ญ
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on September 30, 2019
Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐งฉ๐คฏ
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on September 28, 2019
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. ๐๐ง
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on September 26, 2019
If you canโt handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. ๐๐คฏ
Mwanahawa (Guest) on September 21, 2019
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Mwachumu (Guest) on September 15, 2019
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. ๐ธ๐ญ
Farida (Guest) on September 13, 2019
๐ Iโm bookmarking this for later!
Faiza (Guest) on September 13, 2019
Donโt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐ค
Mashaka (Guest) on September 13, 2019
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! ๐ฅท๐
Zubeida (Guest) on September 11, 2019
๐ You got me good!
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on September 4, 2019
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! ๐ฆ๐ด
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on August 11, 2019
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! ๐ฆ๐ฝ๏ธ
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on August 9, 2019
๐ Instant mood boost!
Ibrahim (Guest) on August 6, 2019
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! ๐ฆ๐
Maida (Guest) on August 3, 2019
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. ๐๐ด
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on July 30, 2019
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! ๐๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
Mary Njeri (Guest) on July 22, 2019
๐ Iโm dying over here!
Zulekha (Guest) on July 14, 2019
Money canโt buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. ๐๐ธ
James Malima (Guest) on July 10, 2019
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. โฑ๏ธ๐
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on July 9, 2019
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. ๐ต๐ถโโ๏ธ
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on June 20, 2019
๐ Iโm still laughing, canโt stop!
Issack (Guest) on June 8, 2019
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ช
Anna Mchome (Guest) on May 31, 2019
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! ๐ฎ๐
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on May 16, 2019
Why canโt you trust stairs? Because theyโre always up to something! ๐๐ค
Yahya (Guest) on May 10, 2019
๐ I havenโt laughed this hard in a while!
David Kawawa (Guest) on May 4, 2019
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on April 29, 2019
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! ๐๐ถ
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on April 28, 2019
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. ๐๐
Masika (Guest) on April 26, 2019
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! ๐งฆโณ
Juma (Guest) on April 24, 2019
Whatโs the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! ๐๐ข
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on April 3, 2019
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! ๐๐ฏ
Mwajuma (Guest) on March 22, 2019
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. ๐ชโ
Shukuru (Guest) on March 14, 2019
Why couldnโt the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! ๐๐
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on March 11, 2019
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! ๐ฑ๐
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on March 11, 2019
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they donโt have chairs! ๐๐ฅ
Issa (Guest) on March 1, 2019
I can resist anything except temptation. ๐๐
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on February 25, 2019
๐ I canโt even breathe, so funny!
Sekela (Guest) on February 13, 2019
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. ๐ข๐ป
Rabia (Guest) on February 13, 2019
Iโm definitely sharing this with my friends! ๐
Zakia (Guest) on February 4, 2019
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! ๐ฅ๐ฅ
Faiza (Guest) on February 1, 2019
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. ๐๐๏ธ
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on January 11, 2019
๐ That punchline!
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on January 9, 2019
You know youโre lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. ๐๏ธ๐
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on January 9, 2019
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! ๐๐
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on January 8, 2019
Iโm on a 24-hour coffee break. โโณ
Grace Mushi (Guest) on December 30, 2018
Iโm not procrastinating, Iโm just on a procrastination break. โณ๐
Maimuna (Guest) on December 23, 2018
๐ This made me laugh out loud for real!
Rukia (Guest) on November 20, 2018
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
Halimah (Guest) on November 17, 2018
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. ๐ธ๐๏ธ
Mchuma (Guest) on November 9, 2018
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐๐ฆถ
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on November 7, 2018
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. ๐ด๐ค
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on October 25, 2018
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. ๐ก๐
Zubeida (Guest) on October 24, 2018
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! ๐ธ๐น
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on October 22, 2018
Whatโs the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! ๐ฃ๐บ
Hawa (Guest) on October 21, 2018
Why donโt vampires like garlic? Itโs a pain in the neck! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง