Answer: Frostbite with a taste for blood! โ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ
Explanation: When you cross a vampire with a snowman, you'll end up with a frostbitten creature who also happens to have a craving for blood! Imagine a vampire with icy fangs and a chilling desire to suck blood from unsuspecting victims. It's a humorous play on the contrasting elements of coldness and the vampire's usual choice of victims. Stay warm and watch out for this frosty vampire! โ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on August 17, 2020
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. ๐๐
Tabu (Guest) on August 17, 2020
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on August 17, 2020
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? โ๏ธ๐งต
Monica Lissu (Guest) on August 14, 2020
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! ๐๐
Asha (Guest) on August 9, 2020
Iโm on a whiskey diet. Iโve lost three days already. ๐ฅ๐
Charles Wafula (Guest) on August 7, 2020
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on August 1, 2020
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, itโs a beautiful day. โ๏ธ๐
Issack (Guest) on July 27, 2020
๐ Iโm literally in stitches right now!
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on July 27, 2020
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
Juma (Guest) on July 16, 2020
Why donโt skeletons fight each other? They donโt have the guts. ๐๐ฅ
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on July 11, 2020
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! ๐คฃ
Martin Otieno (Guest) on July 6, 2020
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! ๐ถ๐งป
Furaha (Guest) on July 3, 2020
Why canโt you trust stairs? Because theyโre always up to something! ๐๐ค
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on June 23, 2020
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! ๐ชฐ๐ถโโ๏ธ
Michael Mboya (Guest) on June 23, 2020
Iโm not saying Iโm Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐คซ
Mtumwa (Guest) on June 22, 2020
Iโm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. ๐ฆ๐
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on June 14, 2020
Whatโs a witchโs favorite subject in school? Spelling! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on June 13, 2020
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! ๐งนโฐ
Nasra (Guest) on June 9, 2020
Iโm not overweight. Iโm just under-tall. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ค
Hekima (Guest) on June 9, 2020
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! ๐ฐ๏ธ๐พ
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on May 24, 2020
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! ๐ธ๐ก
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on May 16, 2020
๐ This joke just made my day!
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on May 7, 2020
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐คฃ๐
Jamila (Guest) on April 7, 2020
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on March 23, 2020
Absolutely hilarious! Canโt get enough! ๐
Bakari (Guest) on March 19, 2020
Iโm not weird, Iโm limited edition. ๐ฆ๐
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on March 14, 2020
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! ๐
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on March 14, 2020
๐ Totally didnโt see that coming!
Nassor (Guest) on February 18, 2020
Iโve got to save this one, too funny! ๐
Zainab (Guest) on February 15, 2020
Whatโs Beethovenโs favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! ๐น๐
Mazrui (Guest) on January 26, 2020
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! ๐๐ฐ
Azima (Guest) on January 26, 2020
๐ This made me laugh out loud for real!
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on January 23, 2020
What do you call a bear thatโs stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! ๐ป๐ง๏ธ
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on January 15, 2020
This is pure comedy gold! ๐
Nassor (Guest) on January 4, 2020
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! ๐ณ๐ฆท
Jafari (Guest) on December 28, 2019
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! ๐๐ถ
Mazrui (Guest) on December 24, 2019
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐๐ฆถ
Charles Mboje (Guest) on December 22, 2019
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! ๐๐๏ธ
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on December 17, 2019
๐คฃ Didnโt see it coming!
Nassar (Guest) on November 25, 2019
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐พ
Grace Mushi (Guest) on November 21, 2019
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. ๐ฆ๐ธ
Grace Minja (Guest) on November 17, 2019
Whatโs the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! ๐๐ข
Nasra (Guest) on October 26, 2019
Why donโt skeletons play music in church? Because they donโt have organs! โช๐ถ
George Ndungu (Guest) on October 26, 2019
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! ๐ธ๐ป
Furaha (Guest) on October 23, 2019
Calories donโt count if you eat with friends. ๐ฐ๐ฏโโ๏ธ
James Kimani (Guest) on October 22, 2019
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Jane Muthui (Guest) on October 16, 2019
The road to success is always under construction. ๐ง๐๏ธ
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on October 9, 2019
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. ๐ฅถ๐ฐ
Sofia (Guest) on October 6, 2019
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? ๐๐ค
Nuru (Guest) on September 29, 2019
Iโve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? ๐ธ๐
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on September 19, 2019
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they canโt fit them in their trunks! ๐๐ฑ
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on September 18, 2019
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! ๐๐
Biashara (Guest) on September 13, 2019
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐ค๐
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on September 9, 2019
How do trees access the internet? They log in! ๐ฒ๐ป
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on August 31, 2019
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! ๐ฐ๐๏ธ
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on August 28, 2019
Why donโt birds use Facebook? They already tweet! ๐ฆ๐ค
Mary Mrope (Guest) on August 25, 2019
๐ Laughing so hard right now!
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on August 18, 2019
Itโs okay if you donโt like me. Not everyone has good taste. ๐๐
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on August 18, 2019
Iโm not clumsy. Itโs just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐๐๏ธ
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on August 17, 2019
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. ๐๐ฅ