Zakia (Guest) on September 23, 2024

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on September 22, 2024

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Sumaya (Guest) on September 19, 2024

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Janet Wambura (Guest) on September 7, 2024

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on August 18, 2024

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

David Nyerere (Guest) on August 16, 2024

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Paul Kamau (Guest) on August 7, 2024

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on July 22, 2024

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on July 16, 2024

😆 I’m dying over here!

Anna Sumari (Guest) on July 10, 2024

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on July 8, 2024

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

Mary Mrope (Guest) on June 19, 2024

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Nashon (Guest) on June 16, 2024

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on June 9, 2024

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on June 4, 2024

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on June 3, 2024

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on June 1, 2024

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

David Musyoka (Guest) on May 31, 2024

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on May 27, 2024

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on May 12, 2024

🤣 This joke is too good!

Leila (Guest) on May 5, 2024

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Mgeni (Guest) on April 23, 2024

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Wande (Guest) on April 18, 2024

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Umi (Guest) on April 14, 2024

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on March 30, 2024

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on March 25, 2024

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Kijakazi (Guest) on March 21, 2024

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on March 10, 2024

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on March 9, 2024

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

David Ochieng (Guest) on February 23, 2024

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Patrick Akech (Guest) on February 12, 2024

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

James Malima (Guest) on February 12, 2024

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Zakia (Guest) on February 5, 2024

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on February 4, 2024

😁 This just made my day!

Grace Mushi (Guest) on February 1, 2024

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Ann Awino (Guest) on January 24, 2024

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on January 17, 2024

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Chris Okello (Guest) on January 12, 2024

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Jane Muthui (Guest) on January 9, 2024

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Ann Awino (Guest) on January 4, 2024

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Rubea (Guest) on December 30, 2023

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on December 29, 2023

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Mohamed (Guest) on December 29, 2023

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

Victor Kimario (Guest) on December 18, 2023

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

David Sokoine (Guest) on December 14, 2023

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on December 6, 2023

😅 I’m still cracking up!

Ali (Guest) on November 29, 2023

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Neema (Guest) on November 13, 2023

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

Peter Mbise (Guest) on November 8, 2023

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Martin Otieno (Guest) on November 7, 2023

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on November 5, 2023

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on October 30, 2023

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on October 24, 2023

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Rahma (Guest) on October 13, 2023

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Zuhura (Guest) on October 9, 2023

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Nchi (Guest) on September 19, 2023

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Alice Jebet (Guest) on September 17, 2023

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Fatuma (Guest) on September 16, 2023

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on September 15, 2023

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on September 11, 2023

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️