Short Answer: Because it wanted to catch the bookworm burglars! ๐๐๐ฎโโ๏ธ
Explanation: The book decided to join the police force because it had heard that there were mischievous bookworm burglars on the loose! It couldn't bear the thought of its fellow books being devoured by these notorious worms, so it bravely took up the badge and vowed to protect its literary companions. With a sense of duty and a dash of humor, this book-turned-officer set out on a mission to catch those wily bookworms and bring them to justice. ๐๐ช๐
Daudi (Guest) on September 21, 2024
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! ๐ ๐
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on September 20, 2024
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. โ๏ธ๐ฐ
Kazija (Guest) on September 17, 2024
If you think nobody cares if youโre alive, try missing a couple of car payments. ๐๐ต
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on September 11, 2024
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. ๐๐ฌ
Aziza (Guest) on August 15, 2024
I'm not lazy; Iโm just highly motivated to do nothing. ๐๏ธ๐
Mwanaidi (Guest) on August 2, 2024
I donโt procrastinate; I reschedule. ๐๏ธ๐
Mary Mrope (Guest) on July 31, 2024
Why donโt sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! ๐ฆ๐คก
Francis Mrope (Guest) on July 19, 2024
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! ๐ผ๏ธ๐จ
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on July 19, 2024
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they canโt fit them in their trunks! ๐๐ฑ
Mwinyi (Guest) on July 13, 2024
Iโm not arguing, Iโm just explaining why Iโm right. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on July 5, 2024
๐ Saving this one!
James Kimani (Guest) on June 27, 2024
Iโm writing a book. Iโve got the page numbers done. ๐๐
Bakari (Guest) on June 23, 2024
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! ๐
Yusuf (Guest) on June 14, 2024
This is pure comedy gold! ๐
Binti (Guest) on May 23, 2024
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. ๐ฐ๐คฃ
Rahim (Guest) on May 23, 2024
Whatโs a pigโs favorite karate move? The pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on May 18, 2024
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. ๐๐ด
Victor Malima (Guest) on May 11, 2024
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. ๐๐งน
Maulid (Guest) on May 7, 2024
I love sarcasm. Itโs like punching people in the face, but with words. ๐๐ฌ
Yusra (Guest) on April 29, 2024
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. ๐๐ผ
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on April 27, 2024
If stress burned calories, Iโd be a supermodel. ๐ฅ๐
Ann Wambui (Guest) on April 24, 2024
๐ Instant mood boost!
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on April 23, 2024
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. ๐ฆฉ๐
Ahmed (Guest) on April 13, 2024
๐ Iโm definitely stealing this one!
John Kamande (Guest) on April 10, 2024
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. โฑ๏ธ๐
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on March 28, 2024
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. ๐ฉณ๐
Grace Mligo (Guest) on March 27, 2024
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. ๐ค๐คธโโ๏ธ
Kazija (Guest) on March 22, 2024
๐ Iโm bookmarking this for later!
Halimah (Guest) on March 21, 2024
Whatโs a catโs favorite color? Purr-ple! ๐ฑ๐
Mgeni (Guest) on March 17, 2024
๐ This is pure brilliance!
Kijakazi (Guest) on March 14, 2024
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not too sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on March 11, 2024
My brain has too many tabs open. ๐ป๐ง
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on March 3, 2024
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? ๐บ๐
James Malima (Guest) on February 21, 2024
I have too many apps on my phone, but thereโs no app to keep track of them. ๐ฑ๐
Rehema (Guest) on February 13, 2024
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! ๐ช๐ฅ
Kassim (Guest) on February 12, 2024
Dear sleep, Iโm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! ๐ด๐
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on February 2, 2024
Donโt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐ค๐ฌ
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on January 30, 2024
Iโd agree with you but then weโd both be wrong. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
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Issack (Guest) on January 13, 2024
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! ๐คฃ
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on January 5, 2024
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didnโt add up! โ๐คจ
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on January 3, 2024
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! ๐๐
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on December 27, 2023
I donโt need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. โ๐
Faiza (Guest) on December 25, 2023
๐ Mood instantly lifted!
Warda (Guest) on December 24, 2023
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! ๐จโ๐พ๐
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on December 23, 2023
๐ You got me!
Nassar (Guest) on December 18, 2023
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! ๐๐จ
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on December 17, 2023
Iโm on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. ๐๐
Neema (Guest) on December 11, 2023
Iโve had my patience tested. Iโm negative. ๐โณ
George Mallya (Guest) on November 24, 2023
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐คจ
Muslima (Guest) on November 5, 2023
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. ๐โโ๏ธ๐
Wande (Guest) on November 4, 2023
I canโt believe how funny this is! ๐
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on October 23, 2023
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Whereโs my tractor? ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Sumaya (Guest) on October 21, 2023
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Zakia (Guest) on September 21, 2023
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! ๐ธ๐ก
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on September 18, 2023
This joke was on point! Love it! ๐ฏ
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on September 13, 2023
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasnโt tried chocolate. ๐ซ๐
Anna Mchome (Guest) on September 7, 2023
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. ๐ฐ๏ธ๐ด
Yusuf (Guest) on August 31, 2023
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! ๐โ๏ธ
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on August 28, 2023
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐