What is a math teacher’s favorite type of dessert?

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on August 28, 2022

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Issack (Guest) on August 23, 2022

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

Raha (Guest) on August 20, 2022

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Sekela (Guest) on August 9, 2022

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on August 3, 2022

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on July 22, 2022

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on July 18, 2022

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Mchawi (Guest) on July 4, 2022

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on July 3, 2022

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Rubea (Guest) on July 3, 2022

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on June 30, 2022

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Neema (Guest) on June 30, 2022

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on June 22, 2022

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Nasra (Guest) on June 22, 2022

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Ann Awino (Guest) on June 20, 2022

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on June 12, 2022

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

Nasra (Guest) on June 2, 2022

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Henry Mollel (Guest) on May 29, 2022

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Daudi (Guest) on May 29, 2022

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Khatib (Guest) on May 27, 2022

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

Rose Waithera (Guest) on May 21, 2022

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

John Kamande (Guest) on May 12, 2022

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

Hashim (Guest) on May 8, 2022

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on April 29, 2022

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on April 19, 2022

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Omari (Guest) on April 16, 2022

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Irene Makena (Guest) on March 28, 2022

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Mgeni (Guest) on March 28, 2022

😄 Nailed it!

Ali (Guest) on March 20, 2022

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Bakari (Guest) on March 9, 2022

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Patrick Akech (Guest) on March 9, 2022

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on March 5, 2022

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on February 26, 2022

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Binti (Guest) on February 26, 2022

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Abdullah (Guest) on February 21, 2022

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on February 19, 2022

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Victor Malima (Guest) on February 14, 2022

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

John Kamande (Guest) on February 9, 2022

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on February 6, 2022

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

James Malima (Guest) on February 2, 2022

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

John Mushi (Guest) on January 30, 2022

😅 I needed that laugh!

Charles Mrope (Guest) on January 21, 2022

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

Selemani (Guest) on January 19, 2022

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Rahma (Guest) on January 1, 2022

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Mwalimu (Guest) on December 30, 2021

😆 This one really got me!

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on December 26, 2021

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on December 13, 2021

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on December 13, 2021

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

George Ndungu (Guest) on December 12, 2021

😁 Added to my favorites!

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on December 8, 2021

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on December 5, 2021

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on December 4, 2021

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on December 3, 2021

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

John Lissu (Guest) on November 29, 2021

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Issa (Guest) on November 28, 2021

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on November 28, 2021

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Hekima (Guest) on November 27, 2021

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Ibrahim (Guest) on November 23, 2021

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on November 17, 2021

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on October 23, 2021

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫