A math teacher's favorite type of dessert is... ฯ! ๐ฅง
Explanation: A math teacher's favorite dessert is ฯ (pi), which is a mathematical constant representing the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter. It's a clever play on words since ฯ sounds like "pie" and math teachers love all things related to numbers and geometry. Plus, who can resist a delicious slice of pie? ๐คฉ
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on August 28, 2022
I donโt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Issack (Guest) on August 23, 2022
Iโm not overweight. Iโm just under-tall. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ค
Raha (Guest) on August 20, 2022
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! ๐๐
Sekela (Guest) on August 9, 2022
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. ๐คข๐ค
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on August 3, 2022
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, theyโd be bagels! ๐ฅฏ๐
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on July 22, 2022
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! ๐ถ๐งป
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on July 18, 2022
Why donโt mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! ๐๏ธโ๏ธ
Mchawi (Guest) on July 4, 2022
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not so sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on July 3, 2022
Itโs not that Iโm lazy, Iโm just highly motivated to do nothing. ๐๏ธ๐
Rubea (Guest) on July 3, 2022
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. ๐ผ๐ด
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on June 30, 2022
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ถ
Neema (Guest) on June 30, 2022
How do trees access the internet? They log in! ๐ฒ๐ป
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on June 22, 2022
I havenโt lost my mind. Itโs backed up on a hard drive somewhere. ๐พ๐คฏ
Nasra (Guest) on June 22, 2022
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, itโs a beautiful day. โ๏ธ๐
Ann Awino (Guest) on June 20, 2022
I love you more than coffee, but please donโt make me prove it. โโค๏ธ
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on June 12, 2022
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? ๐บ๐
Nasra (Guest) on June 2, 2022
Iโm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. ๐๐ฉโ๐ผ
Henry Mollel (Guest) on May 29, 2022
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Daudi (Guest) on May 29, 2022
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! ๐ธ๐ป
Khatib (Guest) on May 27, 2022
Why donโt we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? ๐ฑ๐ฐ
Rose Waithera (Guest) on May 21, 2022
๐ Totally didnโt see that coming!
John Kamande (Guest) on May 12, 2022
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. ๐ฎ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Hashim (Guest) on May 8, 2022
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! ๐โจ
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on April 29, 2022
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐๐
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on April 19, 2022
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! ๐โค๏ธ
Omari (Guest) on April 16, 2022
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. ๐ท๐
Irene Makena (Guest) on March 28, 2022
๐คฃ Iโm literally dying of laughter!
Mgeni (Guest) on March 28, 2022
๐ Nailed it!
Ali (Guest) on March 20, 2022
Sometimes I drink waterโjust to surprise my liver. ๐ฅค๐
Bakari (Guest) on March 9, 2022
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. ๐โ๏ธ
Patrick Akech (Guest) on March 9, 2022
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. ๐๐งโโ๏ธ
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on March 5, 2022
Love this! Keep them coming! ๐
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on February 26, 2022
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. ๐ก๐ด
Binti (Guest) on February 26, 2022
I always give 100% at workโ12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... ๐ ๐
Abdullah (Guest) on February 21, 2022
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. ๐๐
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on February 19, 2022
Iโm writing a book. Iโve got the page numbers done. ๐โ๏ธ
Victor Malima (Guest) on February 14, 2022
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
John Kamande (Guest) on February 9, 2022
Donโt make me adult today. ๐ฌ๐งธ
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on February 6, 2022
Iโve had my patience tested. Iโm negative. ๐โณ
James Malima (Guest) on February 2, 2022
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐คทโโ๏ธ
John Mushi (Guest) on January 30, 2022
๐ I needed that laugh!
Charles Mrope (Guest) on January 21, 2022
Whatโs a vampireโs favorite fruit? A blood orange! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Selemani (Guest) on January 19, 2022
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? โฒ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Rahma (Guest) on January 1, 2022
Iโve got to save this one, too funny! ๐
Mwalimu (Guest) on December 30, 2021
๐ This one really got me!
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on December 26, 2021
Iโm writing a book. Iโve got the page numbers done. ๐๐
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on December 13, 2021
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they canโt fit them in their trunks! ๐๐ฑ
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on December 13, 2021
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
George Ndungu (Guest) on December 12, 2021
๐ Added to my favorites!
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on December 8, 2021
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on December 5, 2021
Whatโs black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! ๐ฐ๐ค
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on December 4, 2021
If at first, you donโt succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. ๐ฉโ๐ง๐คทโโ๏ธ
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on December 3, 2021
I havenโt even gone to bed yet, and I already canโt wait to come home from work tomorrow. ๐๐
John Lissu (Guest) on November 29, 2021
Just what I needed today! Thank you! ๐
Issa (Guest) on November 28, 2021
Why donโt basketball players ever go on vacation? Theyโre afraid of traveling! ๐โ๏ธ
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on November 28, 2021
Iโve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ถ
Hekima (Guest) on November 27, 2021
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! ๐จโ๐พ๐
Ibrahim (Guest) on November 23, 2021
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! โ๐ช
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on November 17, 2021
Iโm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ง๐ค
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on October 23, 2021
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! ๐ ๐ซ