Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on September 24, 2024

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on September 19, 2024

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Diana Mallya (Guest) on September 5, 2024

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on August 30, 2024

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Aziza (Guest) on August 15, 2024

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

John Lissu (Guest) on August 8, 2024

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on August 2, 2024

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on July 31, 2024

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Omar (Guest) on July 22, 2024

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Mary Mrope (Guest) on July 10, 2024

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Shani (Guest) on June 29, 2024

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Rashid (Guest) on June 28, 2024

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on June 12, 2024

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Tabu (Guest) on June 10, 2024

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on May 22, 2024

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Shani (Guest) on May 19, 2024

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Brian Karanja (Guest) on May 7, 2024

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Zuhura (Guest) on May 5, 2024

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on April 12, 2024

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on April 12, 2024

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on April 10, 2024

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Mohamed (Guest) on April 5, 2024

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on April 4, 2024

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on March 31, 2024

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Mhina (Guest) on March 11, 2024

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

James Kimani (Guest) on March 5, 2024

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on February 28, 2024

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Mwinyi (Guest) on February 19, 2024

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

Maida (Guest) on February 12, 2024

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Baraka (Guest) on February 9, 2024

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on January 26, 2024

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on January 20, 2024

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Josephine (Guest) on January 20, 2024

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Majid (Guest) on January 19, 2024

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Francis Njeru (Guest) on January 9, 2024

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Tabu (Guest) on January 7, 2024

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on January 3, 2024

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Amir (Guest) on December 26, 2023

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Kevin Maina (Guest) on December 25, 2023

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on December 22, 2023

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Furaha (Guest) on December 19, 2023

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on December 8, 2023

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Saidi (Guest) on November 29, 2023

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Latifa (Guest) on November 26, 2023

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on November 23, 2023

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on November 17, 2023

😅 I needed that!

Mary Njeri (Guest) on November 15, 2023

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Amir (Guest) on November 9, 2023

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Fikiri (Guest) on November 8, 2023

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on November 5, 2023

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on October 27, 2023

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Halimah (Guest) on October 25, 2023

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Alice Mrema (Guest) on October 21, 2023

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Shukuru (Guest) on October 12, 2023

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Biashara (Guest) on October 9, 2023

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on September 16, 2023

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Arifa (Guest) on September 12, 2023

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on August 31, 2023

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Charles Mchome (Guest) on August 25, 2023

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Abdillah (Guest) on July 24, 2023

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!