Short Answer: "Hay there, long face! Ready to hoof it?"
Explanation: The farmer's greeting to the horse plays on the word "hay," which sounds similar to "hey." The phrase "long face" is a pun referencing the horse's literal long face, but also implies that the horse might be feeling a bit down. The farmer's question about being ready to "hoof it" adds a playful tone, as it means being prepared to walk or run. The use of the ๐ emoji emphasizes the cheerful and lighthearted nature of the interaction.
Latifa (Guest) on September 25, 2016
I smile because I donโt know whatโs going on. ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Khatib (Guest) on September 16, 2016
๐ This made my day!
Patrick Akech (Guest) on September 16, 2016
๐ I canโt stop laughing!
John Mushi (Guest) on September 15, 2016
Iโm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. ๐๐ฉโ๐ผ
Irene Makena (Guest) on September 9, 2016
Sometimes I drink waterโjust to surprise my liver. ๐ฅค๐
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on August 29, 2016
๐ I can't stop laughing at this one!
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on August 28, 2016
Itโs not that Iโm lazy, Iโm just highly motivated to do nothing. ๐๏ธ๐
Abubakar (Guest) on August 21, 2016
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on August 14, 2016
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! ๐๐ฏ
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on August 4, 2016
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. ๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐คฃ
Amani (Guest) on July 29, 2016
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! ๐ฆ๐ฟ
Amani (Guest) on July 28, 2016
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. ๐ถ๐คฃ
Khadija (Guest) on July 19, 2016
I love you more than coffee, but please donโt make me prove it. โโค๏ธ
Zakaria (Guest) on July 16, 2016
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. โฑ๏ธ๐
Mwafirika (Guest) on July 12, 2016
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! ๐
Tambwe (Guest) on July 3, 2016
๐ Best laugh of the day!
James Mduma (Guest) on July 3, 2016
Iโm writing a book. Iโve got the page numbers done. ๐โ๏ธ
Chiku (Guest) on June 30, 2016
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! ๐
Jane Malecela (Guest) on June 18, 2016
I feel like I should clean the house, so Iโm going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. ๐งน๐
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on June 15, 2016
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. ๐ฅ๐ฐ๏ธ
Michael Onyango (Guest) on June 10, 2016
Iโm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ง๐ค
Leila (Guest) on June 3, 2016
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! ๐ฐ๏ธ๐๏ธ
Mwinyi (Guest) on June 3, 2016
Iโm sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? ๐๐ฌ
Diana Mallya (Guest) on May 30, 2016
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Nora Kidata (Guest) on May 26, 2016
I donโt need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. โ๐
Francis Mrope (Guest) on May 26, 2016
Sarcasm is my love language. ๐ฌ๐
Raha (Guest) on May 15, 2016
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
Irene Makena (Guest) on May 12, 2016
Why donโt birds use Facebook? They already tweet! ๐ฆ๐ค
Mwagonda (Guest) on May 9, 2016
๐ This is too funny!
James Malima (Guest) on May 6, 2016
Whatโs the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! ๐ฃ๐บ
Fadhili (Guest) on April 29, 2016
Monday should be optional. ๐ดโณ
Mwanajuma (Guest) on April 27, 2016
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. ๐๐ฅ
Ibrahim (Guest) on March 28, 2016
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because theyโre transparent! ๐ป๐คฅ
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on March 27, 2016
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. ๐ฉณ๐
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on March 24, 2016
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. โก๐
Alice Mrema (Guest) on March 21, 2016
Life is too short to remove USB safely. ๐๐ป
Halima (Guest) on March 20, 2016
Whatโs a snakeโs favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! ๐๐
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on March 10, 2016
Why canโt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโll let it go! ๐โ๏ธ
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on February 26, 2016
๐ Too good!
Kijakazi (Guest) on February 22, 2016
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite letter? You think itโs R, but it be the C! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
Mchuma (Guest) on February 20, 2016
This joke is going straight to my favorites! ๐
Raha (Guest) on February 20, 2016
You know youโre lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. ๐๏ธ๐
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on February 19, 2016
Absolutely hilarious! Canโt get enough! ๐
Mwanais (Guest) on February 14, 2016
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐๐
Maida (Guest) on February 10, 2016
This joke just made my dayโhilarious! ๐คฃ
Rose Waithera (Guest) on February 8, 2016
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. ๐ฒ๐
Mwakisu (Guest) on February 6, 2016
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! ๐๐ฆ
Paul Kamau (Guest) on February 3, 2016
Sarcasm is the bodyโs natural defense against stupidity. ๐๐ก๏ธ
Shani (Guest) on January 27, 2016
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. ๐๐
Zubeida (Guest) on January 18, 2016
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! ๐๐จ
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on January 5, 2016
Whatโs brown and sticky? A stick! ๐ฟ๐
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on December 31, 2015
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! ๐ชฐ๐ถโโ๏ธ
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on December 30, 2015
If my jeans could talk, theyโd say, 'Stop eating!' ๐๐
Violet Mumo (Guest) on December 30, 2015
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐คฃ๐
Chris Okello (Guest) on December 30, 2015
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! ๐๐
Furaha (Guest) on December 29, 2015
Why donโt lobsters ever share? Theyโre too shellfish! ๐ฆ๐ โโ๏ธ
Irene Makena (Guest) on December 21, 2015
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐คง
Fadhili (Guest) on December 18, 2015
๐ Canโt stop laughing!
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on December 10, 2015
Why donโt koalas count as bears? They donโt have the koalifications! ๐จ๐
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on December 10, 2015
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. ๐ก๐ด