Mwalimu (Guest) on September 24, 2024

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on September 21, 2024

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on September 8, 2024

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

Athumani (Guest) on August 31, 2024

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Ndoto (Guest) on August 28, 2024

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Victor Malima (Guest) on August 24, 2024

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Halima (Guest) on August 23, 2024

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

John Mushi (Guest) on July 31, 2024

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

Khalifa (Guest) on July 22, 2024

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Amani (Guest) on July 22, 2024

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on July 16, 2024

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Hawa (Guest) on July 15, 2024

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Khamis (Guest) on July 14, 2024

😅 I’m still cracking up!

Henry Mollel (Guest) on June 28, 2024

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

Mary Mrope (Guest) on June 21, 2024

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

David Kawawa (Guest) on June 16, 2024

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Brian Karanja (Guest) on June 12, 2024

😅 I’m still laughing!

Furaha (Guest) on June 12, 2024

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on June 7, 2024

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on June 4, 2024

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

Jane Malecela (Guest) on May 20, 2024

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on May 14, 2024

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on May 9, 2024

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Nancy Komba (Guest) on May 2, 2024

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Mariam (Guest) on April 29, 2024

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on April 26, 2024

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on April 25, 2024

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Mwanaidha (Guest) on April 23, 2024

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on April 21, 2024

😂 This is too funny!

Charles Mrope (Guest) on April 18, 2024

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on April 18, 2024

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on April 13, 2024

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on April 12, 2024

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Biashara (Guest) on April 5, 2024

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Nancy Komba (Guest) on April 3, 2024

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on April 1, 2024

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on March 30, 2024

😅 I needed that!

Peter Mbise (Guest) on March 30, 2024

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on March 17, 2024

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Susan Wangari (Guest) on March 9, 2024

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Mwanaidi (Guest) on March 4, 2024

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Khalifa (Guest) on March 1, 2024

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on February 15, 2024

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Farida (Guest) on February 15, 2024

😅 I needed that laugh!

Jabir (Guest) on February 9, 2024

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Jabir (Guest) on February 9, 2024

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Zainab (Guest) on February 6, 2024

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Mwakisu (Guest) on January 29, 2024

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on January 13, 2024

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on December 26, 2023

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Ramadhan (Guest) on December 20, 2023

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on December 17, 2023

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on December 14, 2023

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on December 6, 2023

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on December 6, 2023

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Charles Mboje (Guest) on December 5, 2023

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Ann Wambui (Guest) on December 2, 2023

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Hamida (Guest) on November 19, 2023

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

David Sokoine (Guest) on November 11, 2023

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Mwanais (Guest) on November 3, 2023

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱