Short Answer: The hairdresser won the race because they knew how to make every strand of hair "run"!
Explanation: The hairdresser won the race because they used their expertise in styling hair to make it look like it was running, giving them an extra boost of speed! 💇♀️💨
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on September 22, 2024
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
Kahina (Guest) on September 17, 2024
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
Bahati (Guest) on September 6, 2024
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on August 26, 2024
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on August 23, 2024
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
Safiya (Guest) on August 10, 2024
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
Brian Karanja (Guest) on July 28, 2024
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
Rabia (Guest) on July 20, 2024
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
Mary Kidata (Guest) on July 19, 2024
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on July 19, 2024
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
Nuru (Guest) on July 10, 2024
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on June 30, 2024
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
David Kawawa (Guest) on June 25, 2024
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
Issa (Guest) on June 11, 2024
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on June 8, 2024
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on June 4, 2024
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
John Lissu (Guest) on June 3, 2024
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on June 3, 2024
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
Fadhili (Guest) on June 1, 2024
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
Binti (Guest) on May 31, 2024
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on May 11, 2024
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
Peter Mbise (Guest) on May 3, 2024
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
Mzee (Guest) on April 28, 2024
😄 You got me!
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on April 24, 2024
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
George Ndungu (Guest) on April 24, 2024
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
Rabia (Guest) on April 15, 2024
😃 Instant mood boost!
Omar (Guest) on April 14, 2024
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
Rehema (Guest) on April 13, 2024
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on April 8, 2024
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
Masika (Guest) on March 30, 2024
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
Rehema (Guest) on March 29, 2024
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
Francis Mrope (Guest) on March 18, 2024
🤣 Sharing this right now!
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on March 14, 2024
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on March 10, 2024
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on March 5, 2024
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
Charles Mrope (Guest) on March 1, 2024
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
Arifa (Guest) on February 25, 2024
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
Mariam (Guest) on February 16, 2024
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
Wande (Guest) on February 7, 2024
😂 This joke just made my day!
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on February 7, 2024
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
Halimah (Guest) on February 1, 2024
😂 So funny!
Ann Awino (Guest) on January 25, 2024
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
Halimah (Guest) on January 17, 2024
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
Grace Minja (Guest) on January 13, 2024
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on January 7, 2024
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
Janet Wambura (Guest) on December 24, 2023
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
Khamis (Guest) on December 15, 2023
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
Khatib (Guest) on December 2, 2023
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
Chris Okello (Guest) on December 1, 2023
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on November 8, 2023
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on November 1, 2023
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
Charles Mrope (Guest) on November 1, 2023
😂 This is a keeper!
Maneno (Guest) on October 28, 2023
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
John Lissu (Guest) on October 17, 2023
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
Mashaka (Guest) on October 12, 2023
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on September 23, 2023
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on September 10, 2023
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on August 30, 2023
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on August 23, 2023
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on August 21, 2023
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂