What do you call a fish with no eye?

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on September 25, 2024

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

Sultan (Guest) on September 23, 2024

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on September 18, 2024

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Zuhura (Guest) on September 9, 2024

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Sarah Karani (Guest) on September 8, 2024

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on September 8, 2024

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on September 6, 2024

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Rashid (Guest) on September 1, 2024

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Hawa (Guest) on August 19, 2024

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on August 18, 2024

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on August 17, 2024

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Mwajabu (Guest) on July 8, 2024

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Sekela (Guest) on June 30, 2024

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on June 24, 2024

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Anna Mchome (Guest) on June 20, 2024

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Raha (Guest) on June 15, 2024

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Jaffar (Guest) on June 7, 2024

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Peter Otieno (Guest) on June 4, 2024

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on May 27, 2024

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Tambwe (Guest) on May 26, 2024

😂 This is a keeper!

Nuru (Guest) on May 23, 2024

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on May 15, 2024

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Rehema (Guest) on May 15, 2024

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on May 4, 2024

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Salma (Guest) on April 23, 2024

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Susan Wangari (Guest) on April 13, 2024

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on April 8, 2024

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on April 5, 2024

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on March 30, 2024

😆 This one really got me!

Chum (Guest) on March 30, 2024

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Sultan (Guest) on March 28, 2024

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on March 17, 2024

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Khalifa (Guest) on March 8, 2024

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on February 27, 2024

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on February 26, 2024

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on February 23, 2024

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Mary Kidata (Guest) on February 10, 2024

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on January 26, 2024

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on January 26, 2024

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

George Tenga (Guest) on January 20, 2024

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on January 13, 2024

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Omari (Guest) on December 18, 2023

😆 Bookmarking this!

Abubakar (Guest) on December 17, 2023

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Ann Wambui (Guest) on December 15, 2023

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on December 12, 2023

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Sumaya (Guest) on November 28, 2023

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on November 28, 2023

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on November 23, 2023

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on November 21, 2023

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Nassar (Guest) on November 14, 2023

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on November 13, 2023

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on November 9, 2023

😅 I’m still laughing!

Mohamed (Guest) on November 9, 2023

🤣 Brilliant joke!

John Lissu (Guest) on November 7, 2023

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Husna (Guest) on November 5, 2023

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Rahim (Guest) on October 13, 2023

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on September 25, 2023

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

Jabir (Guest) on September 24, 2023

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Azima (Guest) on September 23, 2023

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

Rabia (Guest) on August 30, 2023

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸